[DAN-MAN]

> >Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one
> >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to
> >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her
driver
to
> >go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an
> >hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
> >disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an
> >expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,smeared
with
> >lipstick.
> >"What happened?" asked Hillary.
> >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave
me
> >the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
love to
> >me."
> >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> >The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
the
> >old cow."

Daniel.