Road rage almost killed me

[Try Me]

Yesterday i took off work early with my g/f with the Stang on our first top down cruise of the year (her first topless experience too :-) On my way to drop her off at her friends place, i ended behind a 80's Dodge Mini-van that was driving about 20 in a 50.
Our lane was wide enough to fit two cars, but barely because of the snow banks along side.

So at the red light, he stops not in the middle of the lane, but to the left thinking he was gonna let through on the right. Now i would have passed him on the left before this but there was lots of traffic.

Light goes green, i peel out - so does he. I nail it even harder but my bald G-Force's just spin, but slowly get traction and start to pass, then the f*cker starts squeezing me, forcing me onto the shoulder of the road into the snow.
I hit the brakes hoping not to spin out then get back behind him - then he slows down agin!

I pass on the left, f*cker accelerates with me, forcing me off the shoulder of the LEFT lane - his piece off sh*t was about 1/2 an inch from my car, g/f was freaking right out.
Then this integra is coming at me in the opposite lane, flashing it's lights and honking, i try to get back into my lane, but if i slowed down, the f*cker in the mini-van would slow down, same thing if i sped up.. i was within seconds of slamming my car into his when he finally lets me in, i was 1/2 second away from a head collison with the integra :-(

I looked in the rear view and saw what side street he turned on to (some low, low rental area). Blah Blah drop my g/f off at her friends place. On the way back from dropping off my g/f, i got thinking about how close to death i really was.
Down that same side street i pull into. Sure enough is that rusted out piece off sh*t in in front a trashy shack.
Step out of the car, the guy starts giving me the finger through the window!
Walk up the steps, knok knok, no answer.
BANG BANG BANG! Door comes flying open and standing before was human trash. He started shaking like crazy - must've thought i was smaller or something.
I say "******* ! What the ***** was all that about?"
He swings at me! Then and again and again! I push him off me. I step back, take my coat off and tell him "That's it, you're going down!" It was easy as that.
This guy was a lunatic. I charge him, then he runs back into his house and locks the door. I tried to kick it down, everthing, it wouldn't budge. I came to my senses and figured "You suck - and you're not worth it."
So i leave. I'm pulling out of the laneway when he comes running at me again with his portable phone "That's right officer, his liscence plate is *** ***. The po-po's have yet to pay me a visit, yet.

When i thik of it, his wife and kids were in the van with him, they must have been so proud of their father/husband. Tsk!