View Full Version : You are all diseased
bigwhitecobra
11-05-2001, 12:03 AM
You may not know it, but you have all been infected with a serious virus. It is not life threatening. Some of you may know you have it. You may even know it's name.
Others are not so lucky.
It's called HORSEPOWER, and you should be so lucky as to have it.
There is no cure, treatment, or even an ointment.
This has been a public service anouncement.
Later.
69fastback
11-05-2001, 12:25 AM
I quess i am really lucky. I have the torque virus mixed in there with the horespower. think that is why i love them BB so much.
RAGE_5.0
11-05-2001, 11:11 AM
oh thank god i'm not the only one with the torque virus also.......
i also have a case of the lead foot when i take off causing 2 thick black patches....does anyone know how to cure this?
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Black 1990 gt cobra bonestock
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Vector
11-05-2001, 12:45 PM
Drive a 4-banger http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif
Coupe Devil
11-05-2001, 02:02 PM
Hey man, my little 4 banger will leave ONE real ggod patch when you kick it real hard. I mean REEEAAALLL hard though.
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'93 lx notch 4 banger (drive it to work currently), Using the 306, 8.8 posi, 4.10's, summit rear cover, elec. fan, cowl hood, wieand stealth intake, Heddman 1-3/4 long tubes, holley 650 d.p.carb., built c-?, e-303, full autometer guages, msd box, mallory unilite dist, and coil, roll cage, summit seat, subs, 15x10's in the back with slicks, skinnies up front, custom dash, all in use for 1988 Hatch Drag Car.
haulin'balz
11-05-2001, 02:44 PM
It's very comforting to me to know that I'm in such good company! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif
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'90 5.0 LX - heads, intake, cam, fuel delivery, gears, full exhaust, pulleys, ignition, drag springs, front brake upgrade, a/c delete, K&N cone filter charger.......and much more!
1/4 mile: 12.29 @113
60': 1.78
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TXinPA
11-06-2001, 09:47 PM
Ihave a severe infection. And the doctor said it's incurable!!!!
Topless In Texas
11-08-2001, 12:36 AM
hahahahhah...Great idea for a thread...
Hey, dont knock those 4 bangers...I got a ticket LAST Thanksgiving in a borrowed 4 banger, going out to AutoRama to tend to Topless and got busted for going 88 in a 60!!! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif Just too slow out of the hole though!!! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/smile.gif
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1994 GT CONVERTIBLE
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