Mercury Gets Road Rage...Fool Spits on my 2000.

[Mercury]

Okay. I flipped out today, BIG TIME. You can ask the Sandman, I'm not the easiest going driver there is out there. I can be somewhat hot tempered. Anyway.

On my way to Sandmans house today (Yep, Friday, I got a day off work..YEEE HAAA.) I was traveling behind a new Chevy Pick-up truck. He was in the to my right. I watch the dude in his mirror. He looks at me for a minute, rolls down his window, and Lets this BIG HUGE WAD OF SPIT GO. I watch as it fly through the air and lands on my hood. TABBACCO SPIT!

For a Brief moment in disbelief, I watch as he apparently snickers about it. MY BLOOD BOILED. I SNAPPED.

I put her in third gear at 65, floored it and passed the Jerk. I cut him Off, and slammed on the breaks. Tires squeled briefly.

The truck shot over in the left lane to pass me. I matched its speed.

With A fury born from the fires of hell. I grab the closest thing to me. A Bottle of Brisk Ice Tea thats pretty full. I look at the Passenger, who's eyes were wide with either terror, disbelief, shock, or smugness, Yell something unintellagabile at the top of my lungs.

My eyes were crossed I was yelling so loud. I then threw the Bottle out the window and at the passenger side door of his truck. It Hit dead on. I watched as it bounced off. The passenger looked down, then back at me.

With FUry still burning, he looks at me, I look back at him and yell....I think...

"You want some of me MO-FO (I said the whole word though). I'll kick both of your ###'s."

Needless to say, the guy in the truck floored it and sped off. I pondered chasing them, but I let off, and took some sort of twisted satisfaction in knowing I hit his truck, going 60 MPH with a bottle that hopefully put a nice scratch, or dimple on his door with.

I know, I'm going to burn in hell for such. But man, that ticked me off. Someone spitting on my car, adn thinking I wouldnt do a damn thing about it. Bet they'll think twice about doing that again.