Merc's Wild Times in Pittsburgh. Mngmnt Training

Mercury · 06-08-2002, 03:23 AM

Hello everyone. Its been a quite a few days since I last posted, I was tied up...Almost literally

. I had to go to Pittsburgh for Bussiness, management training classes (For possible UPS strike that looms around the corner). It was part of the Promotion thing from last Friday. I partied..Something I never really did before..I cant remember all the details, I'm not sure if I even have the days right, I dont think I do, but I'll give you as much as I can..Now I'm leaving alot of "Details" out for sensorship reasons, stuff thats for me, and me only to know..hehehehe...Good stuff...hehe

Well, I left Sunday, flew out of Fayetteville. I hate flying, it scares the crap out of me. Anyway. I sat next to this girl on the plane to Charlotte. We talked she seemed nice at first, pretty, smart. So we talked. I soon discovered she was Annouying...REAL ANNOUYING. So when we got to Charlotte she followed me around. TALKING NON STOP, not about anything important, just shallow stuff, and she kept punching my shoulder while making this horrible laughing.

When she followed me into a shop, I quickly lost her and ran out of the store....Actually...I ran, looking behind me to make sure I lost her. It worked.

My tummy rumbled..I was hungry..So Food, I seeked. Ah..Yes...A Chinese Restraunt..Fast Food one at that...In an Airport.. Warning signs and claxons should of went off, but they didnt..So I waited in the rather short line (It was short for a reason) and got my plate of good, savory, aroumic.....foo......d.....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP! I thought to myself as I stabbed a fork into a congelled glob of sauce with some sort of Chicken remnants and 3 year old Jolly Green Giant Freezer burn vegies. Man...That stuff just sucked.

After I finished my craptacular meal, I got up and heard a familar voice well out my name...Its was the girl..She found me. I tried to turn and run. I almost spilled out over a chair and got my Tote Bag strap caught on another. DAMN. So once again I was getting punched in the shoulder with every cheesy comment she made. Lucky me, my Lay Over was 3 hours, guess what...So was hers! Wow.

Okay..I got in Pittsburgh rather late, around 1:30 in the morning. I had to be up at 6:00 to get ready for class..So, I got alot of sleep.

When I got to class thoughMy eyes were blessed with a beautifull sight. I knew from that point that I was going to have A GREAT TIME. I rather short girl sat down next to me. She was of asain decent, slim, REAL PRETTY, and Oh...Asian.

We talked before class started, and during every break, and lunch she followed me. She was Fillipino, and only a year older than me. We had fun in class and hit it off real nice like.

After Class, the teacher was a guy that was once a manager in my region, so he knew me pretty good, The Teacher took me and this girl out to a small bar called "The Settle Inn". A few other tagged along behind us.

She sat next to me, and we started to drink a few. I bought all her drinks for her.. Okay, before I go any further, Mind you I am far from an experienced Drinker. I cant handle achol all that well.

After about an hour (She only had one Apple Martini) she was up against my side, so I put my arm around her. She didnt mind at all. Infact she replied by putting her head on my shoulder. Yes, Yes, things were definetly looking up...Errr..Ummm...Good would be a better word.

I was so into her that I didnt even think about smoking...A whole 8 hours without a single cigarette. Without even much as a fleeing thought of one.

Well, we were both got pretty tanked and spent some time drying out. When the Teacher drove me and her back to the Hotel, I was able to talk coherntly again, and walk and open doors. I walked her to her room. She stood in the door way, with it open for like 5 minutes. We both stood there staring at each other.

What does my dumb butt do when she Smiles at me misheavously, and say "Well, Guess we should go to bed."??????

I say "Okay..Have a good night. Had a real nice time." and turn around and walk away. DUH!

Later that night, I heard a knock at my door. I didnt answer...They knocked again..I didnt answer Again...Dont ask. I wasnt thinking all that clearly. I found out from a classmate who's room was right across from mine that it was her knocking at my door. ARGH...DANGIT.

Anyway, That was Monday. Tuesday after Class,she went out with the girls, and I went out with the guys and the instructor....GOT DRUNK...Big Time..Claimed to be some kind of Super Hero Glow Worm Man infront of people out side of the Hotel. With Magical Fecal Powers...Again..Dont ask.. I lock my self out of the hotel, spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to make a duplicate Key Card with the machine and phone in the front foyer.

Wednesday. We all go out and I mingle alot with the girl. We get along great, go out to a WIngs/bar, then ...I cant remember where we went. All I remember is I sarted sobbering up later that night, and me and her ended up in her room, sitting next to each other talking and tickling one another. Things were really looking good. Some, um......minor...um...not so minor...Yeah....Ummm Contact going...ummm..on. Before things got to good though, I had to leave, it was 2 in the morning already and we both needed sleep.

Thursday..Went to a Dance Club (My first time at a dance club...EVER) I danced...FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. Afer some Puersuasion from my fellow Coordinators, and from my Friend Miller Light, I worked up the nerve, strut out on the floor and began to get FUNKY. Yes..I danced..And Girls actualy let me dance with themEven though I looked like a Spastic Monkey with no arms trying to wipe his butt. Dangit...Nope, this all happened Wendesday..Thats were I went after the Wings/Bar place.

Thursday...Okay, now that my memory has cleared alittle, Thrusday I just went out with the INstructor and the only other Southern guy from class and went and shot Billards. Shot against some guy that looked alot like Hans Gruber from Diehard. Then went and saw the girl again. Same thing as last time, though since I didnt have any achol in me, I didnt let things get far at all because of a rebuilding relationship I'm in.

Friday...During the middle of class, one of the insturctors comes in, and has a BIG BAG. She stops class and makes an announcement. She pulled out two cakes, with Happy Birthday Damien on it. Everyone got up and sung me Happy Birthday, and we all took a 10 minute break to eat cake. It was really really nice. The instructors brought in people form the Help Desk (ITC) that I'm always calling with computer Problems. They all wished me Happy Birthday, and I thought it was real cool to meet the people that I bug at 1:00 in the morning with computer problems.

Were always making one another laugh, joking around. They said they would be able to tell it was me even if I wasnt pointed out because I look like I sound...?????

Anyway, Said my good byes to my new found friends, and ...um.....other um..friend. Were all going to be back together in a couple of months for some more training. The teachers said we did so well as a group that they'd hate to break us up.

I'm getting tired, and I'm going to cut this kinda short, I'll finish tommorrow. To make it short though, I had a blast.

06-08-2002, 03:23 AM	#1
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Merc's Wild Times in Pittsburgh. Mngmnt Training Hello everyone. Its been a quite a few days since I last posted, I was tied up...Almost literally . I had to go to Pittsburgh for Bussiness, management training classes (For possible UPS strike that looms around the corner). It was part of the Promotion thing from last Friday. I partied..Something I never really did before..I cant remember all the details, I'm not sure if I even have the days right, I dont think I do, but I'll give you as much as I can..Now I'm leaving alot of "Details" out for sensorship reasons, stuff thats for me, and me only to know..hehehehe...Good stuff...hehe Well, I left Sunday, flew out of Fayetteville. I hate flying, it scares the crap out of me. Anyway. I sat next to this girl on the plane to Charlotte. We talked she seemed nice at first, pretty, smart. So we talked. I soon discovered she was Annouying...REAL ANNOUYING. So when we got to Charlotte she followed me around. TALKING NON STOP, not about anything important, just shallow stuff, and she kept punching my shoulder while making this horrible laughing. When she followed me into a shop, I quickly lost her and ran out of the store....Actually...I ran, looking behind me to make sure I lost her. It worked. My tummy rumbled..I was hungry..So Food, I seeked. Ah..Yes...A Chinese Restraunt..Fast Food one at that...In an Airport.. Warning signs and claxons should of went off, but they didnt..So I waited in the rather short line (It was short for a reason) and got my plate of good, savory, aroumic.....foo......d.....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP! I thought to myself as I stabbed a fork into a congelled glob of sauce with some sort of Chicken remnants and 3 year old Jolly Green Giant Freezer burn vegies. Man...That stuff just sucked. After I finished my craptacular meal, I got up and heard a familar voice well out my name...Its was the girl..She found me. I tried to turn and run. I almost spilled out over a chair and got my Tote Bag strap caught on another. DAMN. So once again I was getting punched in the shoulder with every cheesy comment she made. Lucky me, my Lay Over was 3 hours, guess what...So was hers! Wow. Okay..I got in Pittsburgh rather late, around 1:30 in the morning. I had to be up at 6:00 to get ready for class..So, I got alot of sleep. When I got to class thoughMy eyes were blessed with a beautifull sight. I knew from that point that I was going to have A GREAT TIME. I rather short girl sat down next to me. She was of asain decent, slim, REAL PRETTY, and Oh...Asian. We talked before class started, and during every break, and lunch she followed me. She was Fillipino, and only a year older than me. We had fun in class and hit it off real nice like. After Class, the teacher was a guy that was once a manager in my region, so he knew me pretty good, The Teacher took me and this girl out to a small bar called "The Settle Inn". A few other tagged along behind us. She sat next to me, and we started to drink a few. I bought all her drinks for her.. Okay, before I go any further, Mind you I am far from an experienced Drinker. I cant handle achol all that well. After about an hour (She only had one Apple Martini) she was up against my side, so I put my arm around her. She didnt mind at all. Infact she replied by putting her head on my shoulder. Yes, Yes, things were definetly looking up...Errr..Ummm...Good would be a better word. I was so into her that I didnt even think about smoking...A whole 8 hours without a single cigarette. Without even much as a fleeing thought of one. Well, we were both got pretty tanked and spent some time drying out. When the Teacher drove me and her back to the Hotel, I was able to talk coherntly again, and walk and open doors. I walked her to her room. She stood in the door way, with it open for like 5 minutes. We both stood there staring at each other. What does my dumb butt do when she Smiles at me misheavously, and say "Well, Guess we should go to bed."?????? I say "Okay..Have a good night. Had a real nice time." and turn around and walk away. DUH! Later that night, I heard a knock at my door. I didnt answer...They knocked again..I didnt answer Again...Dont ask. I wasnt thinking all that clearly. I found out from a classmate who's room was right across from mine that it was her knocking at my door. ARGH...DANGIT. Anyway, That was Monday. Tuesday after Class,she went out with the girls, and I went out with the guys and the instructor....GOT DRUNK...Big Time..Claimed to be some kind of Super Hero Glow Worm Man infront of people out side of the Hotel. With Magical Fecal Powers...Again..Dont ask.. I lock my self out of the hotel, spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to make a duplicate Key Card with the machine and phone in the front foyer. Wednesday. We all go out and I mingle alot with the girl. We get along great, go out to a WIngs/bar, then ...I cant remember where we went. All I remember is I sarted sobbering up later that night, and me and her ended up in her room, sitting next to each other talking and tickling one another. Things were really looking good. Some, um......minor...um...not so minor...Yeah....Ummm Contact going...ummm..on. Before things got to good though, I had to leave, it was 2 in the morning already and we both needed sleep. Thursday..Went to a Dance Club (My first time at a dance club...EVER) I danced...FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. Afer some Puersuasion from my fellow Coordinators, and from my Friend Miller Light, I worked up the nerve, strut out on the floor and began to get FUNKY. Yes..I danced..And Girls actualy let me dance with themEven though I looked like a Spastic Monkey with no arms trying to wipe his butt. Dangit...Nope, this all happened Wendesday..Thats were I went after the Wings/Bar place. Thursday...Okay, now that my memory has cleared alittle, Thrusday I just went out with the INstructor and the only other Southern guy from class and went and shot Billards. Shot against some guy that looked alot like Hans Gruber from Diehard. Then went and saw the girl again. Same thing as last time, though since I didnt have any achol in me, I didnt let things get far at all because of a rebuilding relationship I'm in. Friday...During the middle of class, one of the insturctors comes in, and has a BIG BAG. She stops class and makes an announcement. She pulled out two cakes, with Happy Birthday Damien on it. Everyone got up and sung me Happy Birthday, and we all took a 10 minute break to eat cake. It was really really nice. The instructors brought in people form the Help Desk (ITC) that I'm always calling with computer Problems. They all wished me Happy Birthday, and I thought it was real cool to meet the people that I bug at 1:00 in the morning with computer problems. Were always making one another laugh, joking around. They said they would be able to tell it was me even if I wasnt pointed out because I look like I sound...????? Anyway, Said my good byes to my new found friends, and ...um.....other um..friend. Were all going to be back together in a couple of months for some more training. The teachers said we did so well as a group that they'd hate to break us up. I'm getting tired, and I'm going to cut this kinda short, I'll finish tommorrow. To make it short though, I had a blast.