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PKRWUD
08-02-2002, 07:51 AM
Top 10 Reasons To Own A CHEVY:
1. Great gas mileage (because its rarely on the road).
2. Very consistent (on needing repairs).
3. Only 1 oil change a year (its lucky if it sees more then 3,000 miles on the road a year).
4. Quantity auto parts discounts (you'll always be buying A LOT of parts).
5. Towing discounts (if your lucky the tow truck driver might let you ride in his Ford).
6. Environmentally friendly (because its usually on jacks and not running).
7. Frequent family gatherings (at the parts store with fellow brother Chevy owners).
8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).
9. Semi-permanent guest room (the truck bed sleeps two if needed).
10. High-Tech Security System (who's going to steal something on jacks that don't run).
Take care,
~Chris
gt lee
08-02-2002, 07:57 AM
Hey that was pretty good Chris...Like # 9 and 10 the best. Can't wait to see what everyone else has to say..Odie
cyberstang5.0
08-02-2002, 08:24 AM
LMAO! :D
Dark_5.0
08-02-2002, 08:36 AM
Thats pretty good I will have to share that with my dad and brother.:D
1969Mach1
08-02-2002, 08:38 AM
hahahaha.... lol =) Gotta love those Chevy's. Bake just told me a good bumper sticker I should put on the t-bird or stang.
"Speed Kills! Live Forever, Drive a Chevy." :) :D :p
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The Deuce
08-02-2002, 11:29 AM
That put a much needed smile on my face this morning.:D
Kamaro Killer
08-02-2002, 12:03 PM
My best friend's humping the tailpipes of a slomaro and can't fathom the idea that Chevy's suck. I kindly pass all these jokes to him :D :p :D Keith
jj_jonathon
08-02-2002, 12:38 PM
lol...i love chevy bashing, but its no fun in my house....my dad used to drive an old 10second chevelle and my brother has an 02 camaro SS....so aside from the towncar, im the slow one! hehe
LayanRubr
08-02-2002, 12:56 PM
:p
The Fireman
08-02-2002, 03:43 PM
Oh man that was too funny.:D
96_4.6
08-02-2002, 04:04 PM
Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-*** ricers insted, V-8 are the best.
The Fireman
08-02-2002, 04:21 PM
:rolleyes:
jj_jonathon
08-02-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by 96_4.6
Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-*** ricers insted, V-8 are the best.
trust me....there are enough Ford and Mustang jokes to even this one out....so its not worth getting upset about, after all, it IS just a joke..:p:p...i laugh at mustang jokes too!....ever seen an OLD chevy though? hehe....
RBatson II
08-02-2002, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by PKRWUD
8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).
ROFLMAO!!! It cost about the same if you make it almost there... heeh
Cait85GT5.0
08-03-2002, 04:47 PM
I think i have it the worst of all of you,,,, 5 chevys in my driveway,, and then my mustang... 5 :1..i'm a little outnumbered.and being the youngest doesnt help either
0h n0 5.0
08-03-2002, 07:39 PM
C. an
H. ear
E. very
V. alve
R. apping
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L. ong
E. xtended
T. rips
hehe:D
The Fireman
08-03-2002, 09:40 PM
C racked
H eads
E very
V alve
R attles
O il
L eaks
E very
T ime
I never get tired of saying that.:D
rustang girl
08-03-2002, 11:19 PM
All I have to say is.......
LoLoLoLoL :D
PKRWUD
08-04-2002, 05:24 AM
On a slight tangent...
M iscellaneous
O ld
P arts
A ssembled
R ecklessly
Take care,
~Chris
My favorite Mopar saying:
M ostly
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust
0h n0 5.0
08-04-2002, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by 86GT
My favorite Mopar saying:
M ostly
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust
hehehe..thats mighty funnie:D
bigblock
08-04-2002, 09:50 PM
M ove
O ver
P into
A pproching
R apidly
The Mopar guys hated that one.
rustang girl
08-04-2002, 10:27 PM
Most__________Mostly
Often _________Old
Passed________Paint
At____________And
Races_________Rust
Mitsubishi's ____My
Over__________Old
Priced ________Plymouth
American______Ain't
Replicas_______Runnin'
Made
Of
Plastic
And
Rust
BTW: I don't dislike Mopar's, they're just a few I found.
Mercury
08-05-2002, 01:01 AM
Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time.
Gotta Respect that!
Mercury
08-05-2002, 01:07 AM
Move
Over
People
Are
Racing!
One of my personal favorites.
69fastback
08-05-2002, 01:48 AM
Those are too damn funny. I needed a good laugh after being out in the heat for a week. I love those mopar ones. A guy i work with is a huge mopar nut i am going to have to tell hims some of those. :D
mustangman65_79
08-05-2002, 04:06 AM
Too funny, any more ideas?
rustang girl
08-05-2002, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by mustangman65_79
Too funny, any more ideas? I have a few more, but no more Mopar.
Shelby428cj
08-05-2002, 02:06 PM
That Rocks, I am going to show my husband tonight, he is a chevy lovin freak in fact we have a POS chevelle in the garage now getting restored !!!! :p
0h n0 5.0
08-05-2002, 07:54 PM
H.ad
O.ne
N.ever
D.id
A.gain
A.sia's
C.urse
U.pon
R.ural
A.merica
mike_navigator
08-05-2002, 09:13 PM
History
Of
No
Detectable
Acceleration
Hold
On
Not
Done
Acellarating
A
Crappy
Useless
Ricer
Automobile