View Full Version : Very Important Anti-terrorist Effort!!!
PKRWUD
10-08-2002, 09:15 PM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.Ê So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.Ê Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.Ê All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.
ÊÊ And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
Let's all do our patriotic best!!!
:D
Take care,
~Chris
fiveohpatrol
10-08-2002, 09:22 PM
sounds like a good idea at first, but it really depends on where you live. Cause around here, I would probably puke if I saw these women naked.
Sothern Cal must be nice, can I work at your shop next summer? :)
Uh, Chris, shouldn't this be posted in the female forum too. And how close do you think we ought to position our lawn chair and cooler full of beer to the side walk to get the proper anti terrorist effect. We will need the whole cooler if we're gonna be there for a whole hour. Dang, I never knew you were so patriotic.
Rev
Crazy Horse GT
10-08-2002, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
sounds like a good idea at first, but it really depends on where you live. Cause around here, I would probably puke if I saw these women naked.
Sothern Cal must be nice, can I work at your shop next summer? :)
i agree with fiveohpatrol, some women, who live near me would make me gouge my eyeball's out, then i would need more than a 6- pack lol. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
1969Mach1
10-08-2002, 09:36 PM
Looks like I'm taking a road trip to the states. :D :D Maybe I'll go see down to some southeren University. That way I know there is a good chance of good looking woman. :D :D :D
§am.
mustangman65_79
10-08-2002, 09:43 PM
Hmmmmmm, I like the idea, but where I'm deployed to, it would just be a sausage fest
Eric4Nitrous
10-08-2002, 09:46 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing this hottie down the road show her patriotism :) I'll even salute her.
PKRWUD
10-08-2002, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Rev
Uh, Chris, shouldn't this be posted in the female forum too. And how close do you think we ought to position our lawn chair and cooler full of beer to the side walk to get the proper anti terrorist effect. We will need the whole cooler if we're gonna be there for a whole hour. Dang, I never knew you were so patriotic.
Rev
What the hell was I thinking?!?!? Of course this should have been posted in the female forum!!! Thanks Rev!!! I've taken care of it now.
***I think I may have exposed myself to just a tad too much brake fluid this past week***
Full cooler, just to be safe, at your right hand side. Unless of course you happen to be left handed. Coolers should be either red/white or blue/white Igloo models. They look patriotic from the start.
Rev, I am a direct descendant of Edward Rutledge Jr., a lawyer that represented South Carolina with his signing of the Declaration of Independance. You better believe I'm patriotic!!! Why else would I currently be oiling the hinges in my lawn chair?
:D
Take care,
~Chris
mustangII460
10-08-2002, 10:00 PM
OMG. My neighbor across the street is about 340lbs and her (Think its a her) knuckles drag the ground.
I will join the taliban if she displays her, itself.
I'm glad it's gonna be in the middle of the day. The flash on my camera doesn't work too well outside at night. We will have to record this momentous occasion for posterity.
Rev
PKRWUD
10-09-2002, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by Rev
We will have to record this momentous occasion for posterity.
Rev
Absolutely.
I'm thinking 7th grade History books will never be the same again.
:D
Take care,
~Chris
mustangman65_79
10-09-2002, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by PKRWUD
Absolutely.
I'm thinking 7th grade History books will never be the same again.
:D
Take care,
~Chris
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Makes me want to go throught the 7th grade again:D
silver_pilate
10-09-2002, 07:41 AM
All you guys just take a little trip down to my stomping grounds here in Texas. Everyone knows we got the finest chicks :D. About 40 miles from my house is Texas Tech, and the place is loaded!
--nathan
bigred90gt
10-09-2002, 04:35 PM
Hey Chris, that is the best idea yet that I have heard in regards to this whole situation. We need to show these BASTARDS just how patriotic we can be, and I can think of no better way.
silver_pilate : Cheers to that, Texas has the hottest women. I think everyone needs to take a fieldtrip here and we can check out the Houston and Clear Lake areas. Loaded with beautiful women.
lx mike
10-09-2002, 07:16 PM
Texas Roadtrip!!!