Be Carefull What You Kick!!

lx mike · 10-30-2002, 09:56 PM

Kid on farm get up and goes down to the kitchen and asks his mother
for breakfast of eggs, bacon and milk. she tell him he has to do his chores, so he say what
chores and she tells him to milk the cows, slop the pigs and feed the chickens
then he can eat.

he goes out and first milks the cow and when done he kicks her.
then he take care of the pigs and afterwards he kicks them too. finally he feed the chickens
and kick one too!! he goes inside and say he is done and want his breakfast now. mom says
"well i saw you kick the chicken so no eggs", "i also saw you kick the cow so no milk","and you
also kicked the pig too so no bacon either". kids sits sulking till his father comes down and when he comes
in his father kicks the cat and the son looks at his mother and says to her " do you want me to tell him"

mustangII460 · 10-30-2002, 10:03 PM

ahahahah, read that somewhere, still funny

Two blondes at the lake. One blondes wonders how the other blonde got on the other side of the lake.

The one blonde yells to the other, " HEY, HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE?"

The blonde on the other side yells back, " YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE!"

jj_jonathon · 10-30-2002, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mustangII460
Two blondes at the lake. One blondes wonders how the other blonde got on the other side of the lake.

The one blonde yells to the other, " HEY, HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE?"

The blonde on the other side yells back, " YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE!"

omg...rofl...im falling over...it....hurts.....to....laugh....this....hard ...

...hahahahaha.....

Fox Body · 10-31-2002, 06:43 PM

HA!!!! LOL Those are great!

Thanks.

10-30-2002, 09:56 PM	#1
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	Be Carefull What You Kick!! Kid on farm get up and goes down to the kitchen and asks his mother for breakfast of eggs, bacon and milk. she tell him he has to do his chores, so he say what chores and she tells him to milk the cows, slop the pigs and feed the chickens then he can eat. he goes out and first milks the cow and when done he kicks her. then he take care of the pigs and afterwards he kicks them too. finally he feed the chickens and kick one too!! he goes inside and say he is done and want his breakfast now. mom says "well i saw you kick the chicken so no eggs", "i also saw you kick the cow so no milk","and you also kicked the pig too so no bacon either". kids sits sulking till his father comes down and when he comes in his father kicks the cat and the son looks at his mother and says to her " do you want me to tell him" __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

10-30-2002, 10:03 PM	#2
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	ahahahah, read that somewhere, still funny Two blondes at the lake. One blondes wonders how the other blonde got on the other side of the lake. The one blonde yells to the other, " HEY, HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE?" The blonde on the other side yells back, " YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE!" __________________ Frank

10-31-2002, 06:43 PM	#4
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	HA!!!! LOL Those are great! Thanks. __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

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