Turning over a new leaf. Time to be Jerk Damien!

[Mercury]

Thats it I've had it with bieng Nice to Women I want to date/marry/whatever. It doesnt seem to work, so I'm going to be the exact opposite from now on.

The next girl I want to see, I'm going to kick there cat, throw there dog, visibily scratch myself then shake the fathers hand, Tach my 2000 GT (40 series Flows with Off-road H-Pipe) up to 6000 Grand at least 12 times every time I pull up and right before I leave.

Moon and flip off there nieghbors as they drive by, Fart and Burp at the Table during Dinner and blame it on the mom, fling bogers while there talking to me, Slam the door every time, Leave two WIDE rubber streaks in the drive way everyday.

On top of all that Niceness, I'll forget Birthdays (Opps did that one already), Forget Anniversarys, Hog the TV, Give her stuff she has no intrest in or hates, Talk Super loudly all the time.

After she finshes talking to me I'll say "Oh I'm sorry did you say something." Be an hour late instead of 15 minutes early, dress totally out of style and occasion. Oh and wear obcene shirts over her house for her parents to laugh at.

Yes, that has to work, because being nice doesnt get me Sh!t, beside a BIG HEART BREAK. SO WATCH OUT WORLD HERE COMES THE NEW DAMIEN. (Thats my actual name, and yes I've been called the son of Satan before)