Baby Elephant

srv1 · 12-16-2002, 12:43 AM

A guy can't obtain an erection, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis have broken down, and there's nothing he can do except perform experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about six weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner, he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.

His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my asz."

mustangII460 · 12-16-2002, 12:51 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crazy Horse GT · 12-16-2002, 12:55 AM

omg - rotdflmao, you win you are the craziest mo fo here, oh man. bwahahahahah.

ultraflo · 12-16-2002, 01:07 AM

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...so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.

ROTFLMAO!!!

...whew! Now, that's pure talent!

DAN-MAN · 12-16-2002, 01:15 AM

LMAO! That was funny as hell!

Daniel.

tireburner163 · 12-16-2002, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by ultraflo
ROTFLMAO!!! ...whew! Now, that's pure talent!

You guys can't do that

1969Mach1 · 12-16-2002, 12:31 PM

hahaha lmao....That's a good one.

§am.

MissBlondie · 12-16-2002, 12:48 PM

hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..

~Jill

The Deuce · 12-16-2002, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by MissBlondie
hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..

~Jill

You'd marry a guy who stick dinner rolls up his anus?

bigwhitecobra · 12-16-2002, 01:30 PM

sounds like she has anal issues.

dude that was just wrong. Funnier than hell, but wrong.

jj_jonathon · 12-16-2002, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by MissBlondie
hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..

~Jill

*raises hand*...too bad im taken...i grab dinner rolls with my elephant trunk penis for one woman and one woman only....but im not stickin em up my arse for anyone!

great joke

bigred90gt · 12-16-2002, 01:51 PM

Thats the funniest chite I've heard in a while. Thanks for the laugh!!!
Caymon

MissBlondie · 12-16-2002, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
You'd marry a guy who stick dinner rolls up his anus?

No not that part goofbutt.. the elephant trunk weewee.. heehee

bigred90gt · 12-16-2002, 05:39 PM

Quote:

hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..

OK, where are the auditions going to be held!!!!

Eric4Nitrous · 12-16-2002, 07:59 PM

I thought size didn't matter??

MissBlondie · 12-16-2002, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric4Nitrous
I thought size didn't matter??

Whoever told you that LIED

jj_jonathon · 12-16-2002, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
Whoever told you that LIED

hahaha

Eric4Nitrous · 12-16-2002, 09:25 PM

well i'm screwed.

Dark_5.0 · 12-17-2002, 12:43 AM

The women that say size doesnt matter never had it LARGE.

12-16-2002, 12:43 AM	#1
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	Baby Elephant A guy can't obtain an erection, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis have broken down, and there's nothing he can do except perform experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about six weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner, he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my asz." __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-16-2002, 12:51 AM	#2
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12-16-2002, 01:15 AM	#5
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	LMAO! That was funny as hell! Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

12-16-2002, 12:31 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha lmao....That's a good one. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-16-2002, 12:48 PM	#8
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12-16-2002, 01:30 PM	#10
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	sounds like she has anal issues. dude that was just wrong. Funnier than hell, but wrong.

12-16-2002, 01:51 PM	#12
bigred90gt 2 Stangs in the Stable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baytown, TX Posts: 1,209	Thats the funniest chite I've heard in a while. Thanks for the laugh!!! Caymon __________________ '90 GT Under construction Best E.T. = Fast @ High Speeds - OK So I Lie. So What!!! 04 F-150 STX 4.2L 5 spd Rice Haters Club Member #128

12-16-2002, 07:59 PM	#15
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I thought size didn't matter??

12-16-2002, 09:25 PM	#18
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	well i'm screwed.

12-17-2002, 12:43 AM	#19
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	The women that say size doesnt matter never had it LARGE. __________________ 92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer

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