Tis the season for traffic nightmares

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hey guys, i jus got home from work(Target) an thought i'd blow off some steam. i had a great day at work, nice guests, relatively small mishaps, curteous co -workers... i get off at 8pm an am going to see a bunch of college folks i haven't seen in like 3 years, traffic is obscene so i pull a u'ie an drop the hammer. its 8:05 an they've gathered for about 2 hours prior at a local grill an they know i'm gonna be late...get on the freeway an floor it 80..90..110 bustin my ash to get there to see a girl i haven't seen in 4 years..get there my cousins outside.. most of the crew has left (including her) so i chill with the remaining group for about 45 minutes untill they leave, i get in my car to go grab some burger, an the lot that encircles the place has two roads, an access road to the drive through an another one that goes around the perimeter of the lot. the drive through is clear, but for some unbeknownst reason, there are 10 cars sittin in the middle of the road beside the empty drive through path, i get up to the lot, no traffic in front of the drive through, an i get behind the cars in the drive through lane. stupid CHevy (surprise, surprise tries to get in front of me, cutting me off an nearly clippin me, i unfurl the window an she knows she's fucked up so she looks away.. so to avoid a mishap i let this stupid *** bowtie in front..then up from behind me comes suzie teenager which was behind the chevy, wantin to get in front. i ain't gonna let some cell phone talkin chick in front with a cluster of her gal pals in a 4 runner so i close the gap, she honks at me, rides my *** so i throw a couple of revs at her. now the drive through lane has been clear for at least 15 minutes an she been sittin in the middle of the road with this bowtie for god knows how long.. she finally gets pissed an backs up, peels out an yells some mindless drivel at me as this techno **** bumps from her car.

hey its christmas, time to forget how to drive