jeff gordon is getting taken to the cleaner's,hehe

Crazy Horse GT · 03-17-2002, 09:16 AM

well,well little jeff's wife is divorceing him, she is taking his punka-- to the cleaners hahaha,his true color's must be coming out that he really bat's on the other team,hahaha

PKRWUD · 03-17-2002, 10:08 AM

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From Turner Sports Interactive
The paper reported that after seven years of marriage, Brooke Gordon cited the union as "irretrievably broken as a result of the husband's marital misconduct," according to court documents filed in Palm Beach County (Fla.) Circuit Court.

Sounds like ol Jeffy was nailing the gardener (or the paper boy). What an idiot. Brooke is a knockout, IMO.

BTW, your boy won yesterday. Today is Bill's turn.

Take care,
-Chris

Crazy Horse GT · 03-17-2002, 10:23 AM

pkrwud i missed yesterday's race ,it figure's ,if my boy can't win today i will root for bill or sterling marlin-tn boy, but i knew brooke was just marrying gordo for his money

joe4speed · 03-17-2002, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD

Sounds like ol Jeffy was nailing the gardener (or the paper boy).

LOL Jeff Gordon is ghey???

PKRWUD · 03-17-2002, 05:09 PM

You have to ask???

RAGE_5.0 · 03-17-2002, 05:44 PM

of course jeff gordon is gay

92RS350 · 03-17-2002, 05:55 PM

I give gordon 2 weeks until he goes on the Rosie o donnel show (W/ his date Jimmie Johnson)and comes out of the closet.

PKRWUD · 03-17-2002, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by 92RS350
I give gordon 2 weeks until he goes on the Rosie o donnel show (W/ his date Jimmie Johnson)and comes out of the closet.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Now that was a great reply!

Thanx.

Take care,
-Chris

69fastback · 03-17-2002, 06:29 PM

Yeah LOL i think it is funny. Everyone knows he is gay. I was happy that he got hit and didn't win the race today. I hate it when that guy wins.

joe4speed · 03-18-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
You have to ask???

LOL I guess I've been out of the loop!

I should have known by the stupid "Rainbow Warrior" thing!! LOL

I always thought he was, but never knew for sure!!! LMAO

Crazy Horse GT · 03-18-2002, 08:43 AM

a gordon joke -kinda long ,bare with me-ok when jeff & brooke got married he put abig foot locker at the bottom of the bed,locked it up and put the key on his necklace ,well 5 years go by & brooke say's jeff what is in the locker, jeff say's well i guess i will show you,so he open's it ,inside is 3 ear's of corn & 75,000 dollar's ,brooke say's what is the corn for, jeff say's well everytime me & ray evernham have sex he give's me a ear of corn,she say's well 3 times in 5 year's i can let that go ,but what about the money? jeffy say's everytime i save a bushel i sell it.

mustangdani55 · 03-18-2002, 09:32 AM

Marty, you should be ashamed of yourself, and you too Chris.

Looks like Tony got banged up pretty bad

I really felt bad for Kenny Schrader when he jumped out of his car and ran over to Tony's window..Don't cha just know what was goin thru his mind??????

Crazy Horse GT · 03-18-2002, 02:01 PM

ok danni i am ashamed,i hate tony wrecked but that's nascar letting lapped traffic get in the way, tony is the ONLY gm driver i like the rest are pr---'s

Mercury · 03-18-2002, 02:33 PM

Hey Crazy Horse...I'm a Jeff Burton fan also. I have been since I've been watching Nascar. The first race I watched was the Darlington Race where Burton and Gordon were trading paint the last lap to win a million dollars. Sparks flying, It was awesome.

I have a good bit of Burton stuff sitting in my room.

GO #99

Crazy Horse GT · 03-18-2002, 03:05 PM

right on merc have you got the little jeff driver with the wheel inhis hand's if you drop him it talk's, hehe i took it to the brickyard with me& pinned it on my shoulder, i have a bunch of j burton stuff & his autograph ,l8ter.

mustangdani55 · 03-19-2002, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by crazy horse gt
ok danni i am ashamed,i hate tony wrecked but that's nascar letting lapped traffic get in the way, tony is the ONLY gm driver i like the rest are pr---'s

yeah but he is ok now they released him from the hospital this morning. Lapped traffic sucks. I realize that they are trying not to get lapped, but if i saw someone that was in the lead come up behind me and start to pass, i would definately get out of the way,,common courtesy. I mean how likely was Buckshot Jones to take the race anyway??? He wasn't even paying attention to the traffic behind him...I also realize that he is trying for points, but at least he wouldn't have gotten a dnf!!! sorry for the rant..crappy day.

Crazy Horse GT · 03-19-2002, 01:34 PM

i agree tony got screwed ,so did steve park & rickey craven & other's, it was totally uncalled for that's why nacar isnt what it used to be,it's a big money sport now,just like all sport's are ,but i still got hockey,go red wing's

mustangdani55 · 03-19-2002, 03:39 PM

well i hate to do this but Marty I am begging to differ. I am really into the circle track and ovaltrack racing. I see this stuff happen all the time. ALL THE TIME week in and week out. I think Nascar is better now than it used to be. Cept i don't care for the one engine rule. that sux.
If some of the drivers were more careful on the track they could avoid some stuff...not all but some. I think it takes a far more skilled driver to do that than it does to run a straight line. I like the ideas of having to use your brain while running around the track. I mean, how hard is it to push the gas to the floor and run a straight line? don't get me wrong, i love racing of any kind, but i think Nascar had made racing what it is today

1965GTO · 03-20-2002, 01:59 AM

They don't have any kids right? So I don't think she will get everything she wants. If I was the judge she would get her stuff and a reasonable amount of money, that is all. She accuses him of improper behavior, well that is her opinion. She probably drove him away like most women do. I picked old Sterling to win last week. Anyone play NASCAR Heat? Lets race sometime!

Crazy Horse GT · 03-20-2002, 08:37 AM

danni i still like nascar,but everyone is so greedy now, plus i was a BIG allison fan & the bama gang,i guess that's why i like tony ,he kinda reminds me of davey,hey gto i knew all along brooke only married opie for his dinero i dont think she should get,all that she is asking for, but if she does ,i am on my way to fla. hehe jk

03-17-2002, 09:16 AM	#1
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	jeff gordon is getting taken to the cleaner's,hehe well,well little jeff's wife is divorceing him, she is taking his punka-- to the cleaners hahaha,his true color's must be coming out that he really bat's on the other team,hahaha __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-17-2002, 10:23 AM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	pkrwud i missed yesterday's race ,it figure's ,if my boy can't win today i will root for bill or sterling marlin-tn boy, but i knew brooke was just marrying gordo for his money __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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03-17-2002, 05:44 PM	#6
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	of course jeff gordon is gay __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

03-17-2002, 05:55 PM	#7
92RS350 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Fayetteville NC US Posts: 15	I give gordon 2 weeks until he goes on the Rosie o donnel show (W/ his date Jimmie Johnson)and comes out of the closet. __________________ 92 Camaro RS Ram Jet 350 350HP 400FT/LB tq 01 Ford Ranger Edge 4x4 The Backup truck Charter member & Moderator at www.v8tec.com

03-17-2002, 06:29 PM	#9
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	Yeah LOL i think it is funny. Everyone knows he is gay. I was happy that he got hit and didn't win the race today. I hate it when that guy wins. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

03-18-2002, 08:43 AM	#11
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	a gordon joke -kinda long ,bare with me-ok when jeff & brooke got married he put abig foot locker at the bottom of the bed,locked it up and put the key on his necklace ,well 5 years go by & brooke say's jeff what is in the locker, jeff say's well i guess i will show you,so he open's it ,inside is 3 ear's of corn & 75,000 dollar's ,brooke say's what is the corn for, jeff say's well everytime me & ray evernham have sex he give's me a ear of corn,she say's well 3 times in 5 year's i can let that go ,but what about the money? jeffy say's everytime i save a bushel i sell it. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-18-2002, 09:32 AM	#12
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	Marty, you should be ashamed of yourself, and you too Chris. Looks like Tony got banged up pretty bad I really felt bad for Kenny Schrader when he jumped out of his car and ran over to Tony's window..Don't cha just know what was goin thru his mind?????? __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

03-18-2002, 02:01 PM	#13
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	ok danni i am ashamed,i hate tony wrecked but that's nascar letting lapped traffic get in the way, tony is the ONLY gm driver i like the rest are pr---'s __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-18-2002, 02:33 PM	#14
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Hey Crazy Horse...I'm a Jeff Burton fan also. I have been since I've been watching Nascar. The first race I watched was the Darlington Race where Burton and Gordon were trading paint the last lap to win a million dollars. Sparks flying, It was awesome. I have a good bit of Burton stuff sitting in my room. GO #99

03-18-2002, 03:05 PM	#15
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	right on merc have you got the little jeff driver with the wheel inhis hand's if you drop him it talk's, hehe i took it to the brickyard with me& pinned it on my shoulder, i have a bunch of j burton stuff & his autograph ,l8ter. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-19-2002, 01:34 PM	#17
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	i agree tony got screwed ,so did steve park & rickey craven & other's, it was totally uncalled for that's why nacar isnt what it used to be,it's a big money sport now,just like all sport's are ,but i still got hockey,go red wing's __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-19-2002, 03:39 PM	#18
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	well i hate to do this but Marty I am begging to differ. I am really into the circle track and ovaltrack racing. I see this stuff happen all the time. ALL THE TIME week in and week out. I think Nascar is better now than it used to be. Cept i don't care for the one engine rule. that sux. If some of the drivers were more careful on the track they could avoid some stuff...not all but some. I think it takes a far more skilled driver to do that than it does to run a straight line. I like the ideas of having to use your brain while running around the track. I mean, how hard is it to push the gas to the floor and run a straight line? don't get me wrong, i love racing of any kind, but i think Nascar had made racing what it is today __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

03-20-2002, 01:59 AM	#19
1965GTO Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Dupo,ill Posts: 219	They don't have any kids right? So I don't think she will get everything she wants. If I was the judge she would get her stuff and a reasonable amount of money, that is all. She accuses him of improper behavior, well that is her opinion. She probably drove him away like most women do. I picked old Sterling to win last week. Anyone play NASCAR Heat? Lets race sometime!

03-20-2002, 08:37 AM	#20
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	danni i still like nascar,but everyone is so greedy now, plus i was a BIG allison fan & the bama gang,i guess that's why i like tony ,he kinda reminds me of davey,hey gto i knew all along brooke only married opie for his dinero i dont think she should get,all that she is asking for, but if she does ,i am on my way to fla. hehe jk __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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