25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up
25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up:
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2.Ê Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beerÊ in the fridge.
4. 5:OO AM is when you get up, not when you go toÊ sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carryÊ an umbrella and you watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days ofÊ vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressedÊ up.'
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
Ê don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
12. Older relatives feelÊ comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your carÊ payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead ofÊ McDonalds.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. YouÊ no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - TheÊ whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer yourÊ primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofenÊ and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.OO bottleÊ of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfastÊ foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi and Ding Dongs.
23. "I just can't drink the way I usedÊ to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Take care,
-Chris
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