25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 09:00 AM

25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up:

1. Your potted plants stay alive.

2.Ê Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.

3. You keep more food than beerÊ in the fridge.

4. 5:OO AM is when you get up, not when you go toÊ sleep.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You carryÊ an umbrella and you watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

8. You go from 130 days ofÊ vacation time to 7.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressedÊ up.'

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
Ê don't know how to turn down the stereo.

11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

12. Older relatives feelÊ comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your carÊ payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead ofÊ McDonalds.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. YouÊ no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.

17. Dinner and a movie - TheÊ whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. MTV News is no longer yourÊ primary source for information.

19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofenÊ and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

20. A $4.OO bottleÊ of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

21. You actually eat breakfastÊ foods at breakfast time.

22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi and Ding Dongs.

23. "I just can't drink the way I usedÊ to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.

25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Take care,
-Chris

tireburner163 · 07-07-2002, 09:43 AM

whew....I haven't changed yet......good thing too, I was starting to feel old. I'm pushing 19

1969Mach1 · 07-07-2002, 11:25 AM

hahaha.. it's great to know I'm still young aswell. I'm turning 18 in October. But I still qualify for being very young.

Sam.

07-07-2002, 12:38 PM

lol thats a good one. scary thing is i'm only 22 and some of those things are happening, i guess that happens when your on your own

Old Guy with 87 GT · 07-07-2002, 01:25 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhh....... i must be getting old .........does it count if i only do about half that stuff ,or does it still mean i'm old

Mopar1 · 07-07-2002, 01:33 PM

How Depressing

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mopar1
How Depressing

LMAO!!!

I hear ya.

Take care,
-Chris

Rev · 07-07-2002, 04:13 PM

What was all that again? I must have dozed off.

Rev

PKRWUD · 07-07-2002, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
What was all that again? I must have dozed off.

Rev

LOL!

Take care,
-Chris

07-07-2002, 09:00 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up 25ÊSigns That You've Grown Up: 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2.Ê Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beerÊ in the fridge. 4. 5:OO AM is when you get up, not when you go toÊ sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carryÊ an umbrella and you watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days ofÊ vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressedÊ up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door Ê don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 12. Older relatives feelÊ comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your carÊ payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead ofÊ McDonalds. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. YouÊ no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - TheÊ whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. MTV News is no longer yourÊ primary source for information. 19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofenÊ and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.OO bottleÊ of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfastÊ foods at breakfast time. 22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi and Ding Dongs. 23. "I just can't drink the way I usedÊ to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

07-07-2002, 09:43 AM	#2
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	whew....I haven't changed yet......good thing too, I was starting to feel old. I'm pushing 19 __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

07-07-2002, 11:25 AM	#3
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha.. it's great to know I'm still young aswell. I'm turning 18 in October. But I still qualify for being very young. Sam. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-07-2002, 01:25 PM	#5
Old Guy with 87 GT Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Posts: 379	ahhhhhhhhhhh....... i must be getting old .........does it count if i only do about half that stuff ,or does it still mean i'm old __________________ the "not so old",old guy 87 Mustang GT T-top >hanlon t-5, pro 5.0, centerforce clutch ,adj. cable/quatrant ,3.27s ,full 2 1/2 ex(off road H) adj. reg. ,e-cam ,70mm TB, cobra intake ,1.7rr ,ported/milled e7ets w/crane springs ,306 balaced/decked short block w/speed pro forged flat top pistons ...257rwhp/302rwt best et 13.7@102 (4/11 ) '80 Capri (future project,currently collecting parts for 351 moter)

07-07-2002, 01:33 PM	#6
Mopar1 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lakewood, Wa Posts: 161	How Depressing __________________ '77 Aspen R/T: 318 w/273 heads, 4spd, Hurst Shifter, 600 holley, edelbrock intake, 8 3/4 axle, 3.23 sure-grip, dual 3" exhaust, MP cam 276 / 276 duration 490 / 490 mech solid lifter, Super Stock Springs (15.65@88 3900lbs) '91 Mustang LX: .030 Bored, Typhoon Intake, 4.10's, Lentech VB, BBK 70mm TB, FMS A/C elim bracket, 19lbs inject, off road H-pipe, 75mm pro-m MAF, FRP unequal shorty, stormin normin hood. 3420 Lbs w/ 220 (me) and 13 gal gas. '02 SS Camaro

07-07-2002, 12:38 PM	#4
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol thats a good one. scary thing is i'm only 22 and some of those things are happening, i guess that happens when your on your own

07-07-2002, 04:13 PM	#8
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	What was all that again? I must have dozed off. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

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