Top 10 Reasons To Own A Chevy

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Top 10 Reasons To Own A CHEVY:

1. Great gas mileage (because its rarely on the road).

2. Very consistent (on needing repairs).

3. Only 1 oil change a year (its lucky if it sees more then 3,000 miles on the road a year).

4. Quantity auto parts discounts (you'll always be buying A LOT of parts).

5. Towing discounts (if your lucky the tow truck driver might let you ride in his Ford).

6. Environmentally friendly (because its usually on jacks and not running).

7. Frequent family gatherings (at the parts store with fellow brother Chevy owners).

8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).

9. Semi-permanent guest room (the truck bed sleeps two if needed).

10. High-Tech Security System (who's going to steal something on jacks that don't run).


Take care,
~Chris