Why Imports Suck!!!

mikey86 · 03-22-2002, 10:40 PM

Fell free to reply if this gets your funny bone. US: stickers for contigency. THEM: stickers for extra horsepower. US: keeping a low profile and letting e.t.'s tell the story. THEM: hoping the outrageuos body kit will distract anyone from discussing e.t.'s. US: sideways into third gear. THEM: sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump. US: tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear. THEM: lowering three inches and ruining tires with four degrees of negative camber. US: 600hp on 92-octane pump gas. THEM: 300hp on $3 a gallon 100 octane race gas. US: composite parts for light wieght and aerodynamics. THEM: composite veneer dash trim and gauges. US: functional air ducts to cool the small block. THEM: six different cosmetic air dams in random locations. US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever. US: swapping stock 15-inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension. THEM: swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension. US: boost gauge on a blown car,nitrous gauge on a squeezed car. THEM: both gauges on a normally aspirated car. US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500 rpm. THEM: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm. US: headers and 3-inch exhaust. THEM: stock peashooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip. US: buying an aftermarket shifter fo shorter throws. THEM: buying an aftermarket shifter fot the lighted knob. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows. US: 600hp make an earth shattering street car. THEM: 600 watts per channel makes an ear shattering street car. US: race class lettering on the rear window. THEM: japanese honda lettering on the rear window of a nissan. US: nitrous oxide. THEM: noss!. US: installing a 12 point cage after breaking in to the 11s. THEM: installing 12 point cage for more places to mount gauges. Thats it! ENJOY!!!! PEACE

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 03-22-2002, 10:52 PM

That was so funny and so true.

I asked a ricer once why he had such an ugly body kit in his civic once he replied "It is to intimidate your opponent" ROTFLMAO!

Later

HondaSpanker · 03-22-2002, 11:38 PM

intimidate? Lol. More like to make people laugh and then scream away from it in there 5L because it's so F***ing ugly.
Peace and Much Love
spanky

NOSstang08690 · 03-23-2002, 02:03 PM

ALL IMPORTS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are cool to laugh! And to bet them money you will beat them and win the CASH!!!! Around this area there are import car clubs! Haha!!! For what so they can talk about how they want to make there car look PRETTY THEY ARE STILL SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your turbo on put your NOS on and you still will not come remotely close to my car!!!!! You really are better off sticken with he body kits and stupid sounding exhaust!!! The best bet for all the import owners out there is to sell that junk and buy a real CAR!!!!!

red82gt · 03-23-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikey86
US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever.

ROTFLMAO! That's the best one!

90LxDroptop · 03-24-2002, 03:53 AM

. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows

LOL I like that oen the most.lol wow that's funny. I think I read these in a magazine once. forgot which one tho.

PGkelly · 03-24-2002, 06:51 PM

US: 16 valves THEM: 16 valves

silverstang01 · 03-26-2002, 12:48 PM

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US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500

I laughed outloud at the computer lab up at KU!!!!!!!!!

silverstang01 · 03-26-2002, 12:49 PM

sorry left the tail end of the quote off, about the 50 at 35,000........so true I looked at accord coupes and integras but laughed when I read the numbers I only have a v-6 but it has 225 lb. feet

1969Mach1 · 03-26-2002, 04:25 PM

hahaha.. there all great! I love making fun of ricers. The stuff they say crack me up.

fordkid68 · 03-26-2002, 05:25 PM

haha lol. 15 minutes after reading it and still cracking up.

ford kid

03-22-2002, 10:40 PM	#1
mikey86 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4	Why Imports Suck!!! Fell free to reply if this gets your funny bone. US: stickers for contigency. THEM: stickers for extra horsepower. US: keeping a low profile and letting e.t.'s tell the story. THEM: hoping the outrageuos body kit will distract anyone from discussing e.t.'s. US: sideways into third gear. THEM: sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump. US: tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear. THEM: lowering three inches and ruining tires with four degrees of negative camber. US: 600hp on 92-octane pump gas. THEM: 300hp on $3 a gallon 100 octane race gas. US: composite parts for light wieght and aerodynamics. THEM: composite veneer dash trim and gauges. US: functional air ducts to cool the small block. THEM: six different cosmetic air dams in random locations. US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever. US: swapping stock 15-inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension. THEM: swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension. US: boost gauge on a blown car,nitrous gauge on a squeezed car. THEM: both gauges on a normally aspirated car. US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500 rpm. THEM: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm. US: headers and 3-inch exhaust. THEM: stock peashooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip. US: buying an aftermarket shifter fo shorter throws. THEM: buying an aftermarket shifter fot the lighted knob. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows. US: 600hp make an earth shattering street car. THEM: 600 watts per channel makes an ear shattering street car. US: race class lettering on the rear window. THEM: japanese honda lettering on the rear window of a nissan. US: nitrous oxide. THEM: noss!. US: installing a 12 point cage after breaking in to the 11s. THEM: installing 12 point cage for more places to mount gauges. Thats it! ENJOY!!!! PEACE __________________ 1986 5.0 gt convertable 302 H.O. trick flow intake(ported) 3:73 motorsport gears underdrive pulleys mac cold air induction bbk 1 5/8 shortys 2 chamber flowmaster mac 2 1/2 h-pipe msd 6-a ignition aod w/shift kit Last edited by mikey86; 03-22-2002 at 10:47 PM..

03-22-2002, 10:52 PM	#2
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	That was so funny and so true. I asked a ricer once why he had such an ugly body kit in his civic once he replied "It is to intimidate your opponent" ROTFLMAO! Later __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

03-22-2002, 11:38 PM	#3
HondaSpanker Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Portland Posts: 13	intimidate? Lol. More like to make people laugh and then scream away from it in there 5L because it's so F***ing ugly. Peace and Much Love spanky __________________ I love being Blown

03-23-2002, 02:03 PM	#4
NOSstang08690 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hamilton, NJ Posts: 46	ALL IMPORTS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are cool to laugh! And to bet them money you will beat them and win the CASH!!!! Around this area there are import car clubs! Haha!!! For what so they can talk about how they want to make there car look PRETTY THEY ARE STILL SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your turbo on put your NOS on and you still will not come remotely close to my car!!!!! You really are better off sticken with he body kits and stupid sounding exhaust!!! The best bet for all the import owners out there is to sell that junk and buy a real CAR!!!!! Last edited by NOSstang08690; 03-23-2002 at 02:09 PM..

03-24-2002, 03:53 AM	#6
90LxDroptop Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arlington Hts. IL Posts: 315	. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows LOL I like that oen the most.lol wow that's funny. I think I read these in a magazine once. forgot which one tho. __________________ 90 LX Convertible 5.0 AOD 3.73 Gears, Underdrive Pulleys, TransGo shift kit, A servo, Subframe Connectors, o/r h-pipe, 2 chamber flows, Pony Wheels

03-24-2002, 06:51 PM	#7
PGkelly Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 274	US: 16 valves THEM: 16 valves __________________ If it ain't broke, make it go faster AOL: MCVillain45

03-26-2002, 12:49 PM	#9
silverstang01 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 30	sorry left the tail end of the quote off, about the 50 at 35,000........so true I looked at accord coupes and integras but laughed when I read the numbers I only have a v-6 but it has 225 lb. feet

03-26-2002, 04:25 PM	#10
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha.. there all great! I love making fun of ricers. The stuff they say crack me up. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

03-26-2002, 05:25 PM	#11
fordkid68 Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: fremont Posts: 306	haha lol. 15 minutes after reading it and still cracking up. ford kid

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