I had a friend with a loud '74 CHEVY 4x4 truck (typical hick) that he believed was incredibly fast. I remember one night he came up to me and was like "yeah, i totally wasted this convertible mustang with a girl driving, i was playing with her then i kicked her @ss". My friend who rode with him recognized the girl and told me who she was. All i could say was, "Dude....her car is a 4 cylinder automatic, if it was a 5.0 it woulda wasted you!". My friend that rode with him being the smartass he is then said, "well at least you actually beat someone this time." It was priceless.....this story really has nothing to do with the topic, but i thought i'd share anyways
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'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
My car