You're tellin ME Nebraska sucks....no joke....I drive back and forth from here to Hastings pretty often. That's a 8 hour drive roundtrip with absolutely NO scenery whatsoever.
Wyoming is 10 times worse than Nebraska though. Every once in a while you go through a town with a sign that says "Shittsville, Pop. 11"...Seriously. There were many a towns with populations less than 20 and they had it posted along with the elevation.
Iowa at least has a few hills....
And the funny weed grows wild along the roads, at least in western Iowa. I have family in all the small towns over there. Red Oak, Malvern, Tabor, my mom is from Council Bluffs, too.....