How to understand ricers

tireburner163 · 03-12-2002, 09:23 PM

I think a lot of the problems between ricers and the real car guys(us

) is that we don't use the same language. Ricers have they're own little language. So I did some research and have translated some of the more common ricer terms

Us: My your a lovely young lady
Ricer: Damn, you's a fine mother ****er

Us: Lets go for a ride, shall we
Ricer: Hey baby, lets jump in my Honda and lets rotate des tires

Us: You are beutiful, I would like to make love to you
Ricer: Damn ***** you stupid fly. Let me pull up to dat bumper and smack that monkey

Us: Hey(old friend)
Ricer: What up dog

Us: May I borrow some money
Ricer: Hey let me hold some N's, I'll hit ya back on tha first, ma brother

Us: You don't have it, thanks anyway
Ricer: **** YOU!!!

Us: Hello(to a stranger)
Ricer: What up

Us: I admire your fasionable running shoes
Ricer: Drop them Nikes off yo ***, fore I blast you mother ****er

Hope this helps some of you understand ricers better

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 03-12-2002, 09:32 PM

Bawahahahahaha

Too bad you copied them from the the master of comedy... George Carlin!

tireburner163 · 03-12-2002, 09:39 PM

*clamps hand over MidNitBlu 5.0's mouth*

he he, kids say the darndest things

I didn't steal it, I borrowed it

Stang_Crazy · 03-12-2002, 09:58 PM

HAHA that's hilarious!! Maybe now I can talk to the ricers...oh wait, they have to catch me first

6T9PONY · 03-12-2002, 10:11 PM

*Frees MidNiteBlue5.0* PLAGIARIZER!!!!!

tireburner163 · 03-12-2002, 11:12 PM

*Josh punks down little skinny 6T9 Pony. Steals his car, does a burn out, then wrecks because it has no shocks*

6T9PONY · 03-13-2002, 12:12 AM

This little skinny Pony would run circles around you, man...NEVER underestimate the little guy.....

Who needs shocks?

srv1 · 03-13-2002, 01:09 AM

tireburner, hooked on Ebonics?

1969Mach1 · 03-13-2002, 01:56 AM

hahaha...... lol I do agree with alot of that conversation conversion even if you did rip it off. And don't worry 6T9Pony I got your back, we gotta stick together. lol

And tireburner your the closest to a rice boy with that 4 banger. =) hahaha... j/k with ya man.

Take it easy,
§am.

Crazy Horse GT · 03-13-2002, 02:16 AM

sam leave my boy from ole miss alone now,or we will have to show you canada boy's what we had to show the dam- yank's back in 1861,jk

srv1 · 03-13-2002, 02:43 AM

anyone know where i can get a bunch of stickers? i looking for people to slap the crap out of me. oh and i need a muffler can so i can get smacked, anyone???? help!
p.s. make sure they are R products! i want nothing but the best!

95mustanggt · 03-13-2002, 10:06 AM

You can't understand ricers. Just when you think you know what they are going to do, they go ahead and so something even dumber!

Don't even try to understand them, just beat them at stop lights.

03-12-2002, 09:23 PM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	How to understand ricers I think a lot of the problems between ricers and the real car guys(us ) is that we don't use the same language. Ricers have they're own little language. So I did some research and have translated some of the more common ricer terms Us: My your a lovely young lady Ricer: Damn, you's a fine mother **er Us: Lets go for a ride, shall we Ricer: Hey baby, lets jump in my Honda and lets rotate des tires Us: You are beutiful, I would like to make love to you Ricer: Damn * you stupid fly. Let me pull up to dat bumper and smack that monkey Us: Hey(old friend) Ricer: What up dog Us: May I borrow some money Ricer: Hey let me hold some N's, I'll hit ya back on tha first, ma brother Us: You don't have it, thanks anyway Ricer: YOU!!! Us: Hello(to a stranger) Ricer: What up Us: I admire your fasionable running shoes Ricer: Drop them Nikes off yo , fore I blast you mother ***er Hope this helps some of you understand ricers better __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

03-12-2002, 09:32 PM	#2
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	Bawahahahahaha Too bad you copied them from the the master of comedy... George Carlin! __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

03-12-2002, 09:39 PM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	clamps hand over MidNitBlu 5.0's mouth he he, kids say the darndest things I didn't steal it, I borrowed it __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

03-12-2002, 09:58 PM	#4
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	too funny! HAHA that's hilarious!! Maybe now I can talk to the ricers...oh wait, they have to catch me first __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

03-12-2002, 11:12 PM	#6
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Josh punks down little skinny 6T9 Pony. Steals his car, does a burn out, then wrecks because it has no shocks __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

03-12-2002, 10:11 PM	#5
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	Frees MidNiteBlue5.0 PLAGIARIZER!!!!!

03-13-2002, 12:12 AM	#7
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	This little skinny Pony would run circles around you, man...NEVER underestimate the little guy..... Who needs shocks?

03-13-2002, 01:09 AM	#8
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	tireburner, hooked on Ebonics? __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

03-13-2002, 01:56 AM	#9
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha...... lol I do agree with alot of that conversation conversion even if you did rip it off. And don't worry 6T9Pony I got your back, we gotta stick together. lol And tireburner your the closest to a rice boy with that 4 banger. =) hahaha... j/k with ya man. Take it easy, §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

03-13-2002, 02:16 AM	#10
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	sam leave my boy from ole miss alone now,or we will have to show you canada boy's what we had to show the dam- yank's back in 1861,jk __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-13-2002, 02:43 AM	#11
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	anyone know where i can get a bunch of stickers? i looking for people to slap the crap out of me. oh and i need a muffler can so i can get smacked, anyone???? help! p.s. make sure they are R products! i want nothing but the best! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

03-13-2002, 10:06 AM	#12
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	You can't understand ricers. Just when you think you know what they are going to do, they go ahead and so something even dumber! Don't even try to understand them, just beat them at stop lights. __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew