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Old 01-11-2001, 10:33 AM   #1
Hammer
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This is a text version of two IM conversations of different folks with some dude who claimed to have a 10 sec N/A SI...
Funny stuff...
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DeftoneSHO (1:44:37 PM): hey friend!
Dropped Civic Si (1:44:49 PM): 'cuse me?
DeftoneSHO (1:44:57 PM): got an Si huh?
Dropped Civic Si (1:45:02 PM): yea
DeftoneSHO (1:45:24 PM): good stuff
DeftoneSHO (1:45:27 PM): what you got done to it?
Dropped Civic Si (1:47:56 PM): type r engine, weapon r intake, jun stage 3 cams and valve retainers, venom intake mani., jun spark plugs and , dc sport fuel rail, jacksonracing clutch stage 4 and flywheel, hks super dragger exhaust, stroked the crank .2", bored .60mm throttle body and black widow kit
DeftoneSHO (1:48:37 PM): hmmmmm....
DeftoneSHO (1:48:48 PM): what's a "bored .60mm throttle body" ?
Dropped Civic Si (1:49:07 PM): throttle body was bored, made bigger , for more air
DeftoneSHO (1:49:37 PM): why would you bore your throttle body .6 mm? that's not going to do very much
DeftoneSHO (1:49:48 PM): i think you meant to say "60mm throttle body"
Dropped Civic Si (1:49:49 PM): yes it is
Dropped Civic Si (1:50:32 PM): they bored it out to 60*
Dropped Civic Si (1:50:33 PM): yea
DeftoneSHO (1:50:42 PM): haha ok
DeftoneSHO (1:50:48 PM): what kind of times are you running there, chief?
Dropped Civic Si (1:50:59 PM): mid 10's
DeftoneSHO (1:51:05 PM): what??
DeftoneSHO (1:51:17 PM): bullllllllllllllllllllllllllll****
DeftoneSHO (1:51:22 PM): i want to see some time slips
Dropped Civic Si (1:51:41 PM): uhm ok
DeftoneSHO (1:57:37 PM): well
DeftoneSHO (1:57:39 PM): where are they? :-)
Dropped Civic Si (1:57:52 PM): at my girls house
DeftoneSHO (1:58:15 PM): can you scan one for me?
Dropped Civic Si (1:58:29 PM): i would if she dhad a scanner or if i was over there
DeftoneSHO (1:59:48 PM): why don't you bring them home and scan them>
DeftoneSHO (1:59:49 PM): ?
Dropped Civic Si (2:00:14 PM): ok i will, when i get to see her tonite
DeftoneSHO (2:00:26 PM): promise?
Dropped Civic Si (2:00:37 PM): uhhuh
DeftoneSHO (2:00:46 PM): what track do you run at?
Dropped Civic Si (2:00:58 PM): e town
DeftoneSHO (2:01:07 PM): what kinds of 60' times are you cutting?
Dropped Civic Si (2:01:15 PM): 155
DeftoneSHO (2:01:25 PM): what??
Dropped Civic Si (2:02:46 PM): one hundred and fifty five miles per hour
DeftoneSHO (2:03:06 PM): I said 60' times! sixty-foot times!
Dropped Civic Si (2:03:15 PM): oh
Dropped Civic Si (2:03:31 PM): 78
DeftoneSHO (2:09:20 PM): what??
DeftoneSHO (2:09:54 PM): i don't think you know the first thing about drag racing
Dropped Civic Si (2:09:58 PM): ok
DeftoneSHO (2:09:59 PM): did you make all that stuff up?
DeftoneSHO (2:12:35 PM): yes/no?
Dropped Civic Si (2:12:38 PM): what?
DeftoneSHO (2:12:51 PM): you don't really run 10s, because you've never been to the strip
Dropped Civic Si (2:12:57 PM): ok
DeftoneSHO (2:13:03 PM): yes or no?
Dropped Civic Si (2:13:10 PM): Yes
DeftoneSHO (2:13:21 PM): yes, i am correct, or yes, you have been to the strip?
Dropped Civic Si (2:14:10 PM): ive been there.
DeftoneSHO (2:14:21 PM): then how come you don't know what a 60' time is?
Dropped Civic Si (2:15:14 PM): 60 foot trap time
DeftoneSHO (2:15:24 PM): what is a 60 foot trap time??
DeftoneSHO (2:15:39 PM): do you even own a car? are you old enough to have a license?
DeftoneSHO (2:17:00 PM): it's ok man, I don't hate you because you're lying about your car
Dropped Civic Si (2:17:10 PM): good for u
DeftoneSHO (2:17:12 PM): it's just a ricer phase, hopefully you'll be over it before long
DeftoneSHO (2:18:01 PM): give me an IM when you do run your car at the strip and get some real times for it, i'd appreciate it :-)
Dropped Civic Si signed off at 2:23:20 PM.

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PlyrN0M0re: yo dawg... yo Si run's 10's??
Dropped Civic Si: yea
PlyrN0M0re: BWAAHHHH!!!
PlyrN0M0re: you smell that??
PlyrN0M0re: man... the Bull**** is thick around here
Dropped Civic Si: if you want to think that, thats ok
PlyrN0M0re: 500hp??
PlyrN0M0re: I'd like to see dyno slips for that...
PlyrN0M0re: with an ITR Engine... SURE...
Dropped Civic Si: you too huh?
PlyrN0M0re: FYI.... Steven Papadakis is pusshin 600...
Dropped Civic Si: itr?
PlyrN0M0re: INTEGRA TYPE R DUMBASS
PlyrN0M0re: you know... the type of engine you say you have
PlyrN0M0re: along with your Jackson Racing Clutch
Dropped Civic Si: sorry, im not down w/ ur lingo.... see, around here we call it the type r
PlyrN0M0re: tell me you at least know what a b18c5 is...
PlyrN0M0re: i couldn't stop laughin when you were tellin my girl all this **** ...
PlyrN0M0re: what did you do, pick up a superstreet magazine and start picking out names???
PlyrN0M0re: or was it Sport Compact Car?
Dropped Civic Si: that was pretty funny... haa haa
PlyrN0M0re: so your admitting you dont have all that **** done...
PlyrN0M0re: and your **** doesn't run 10's..
Dropped Civic Si: no not at all, you dont belive me, fine
PlyrN0M0re: and just to let you know, doing basic bolt ons and droppin almost a full second of an e/t with a shot clutch is VERY respectable
PlyrN0M0re: i assume you think an AEM Cold Air Intake gives you 20hp too
PlyrN0M0re: and just to let you know, you CAN'T put a WeaponR Intake on a Vortech SC, b/c the Vortech comes with its own custom intake piping
Dropped Civic Si: uh 8-11
Dropped Civic Si: yes i know
PlyrN0M0re: then why did you say you had a weaponR intake?
PlyrN0M0re: and 500hp on a DC Header?? Come on... get real...
Dropped Civic Si: cuase i also said was getting the supercharger. not once did i even mention that...
PlyrN0M0re: so you DONT have the supercharger?
Dropped Civic Si: and i cant have theintake mani, with the sc either
PlyrN0M0re: so your saying your pushing 500hp all motor??
Dropped Civic Si: like i said, i am getting one
PlyrN0M0re: actually... you CAN have a different manifold with the Vortech...
PlyrN0M0re: b/c the Vortech is an In-Line System, not a Roots blower
PlyrN0M0re: i hate riceboys like you talkin smack...
Dropped Civic Si: ok go have fun then bye
PlyrN0M0re: riceb****
Dropped Civic Si: ok then
PlyrN0M0re: bring your car to e-town in March so we can all laugh at you
Dropped Civic Si: ok ill be there
PlyrN0M0re: you got 300hp worth of stickers, right?
Dropped Civic Si: if you want to think that one too, then sure
PlyrN0M0re: hang on a sec...
PlyrN0M0re: you said you are running 10's to 11's...
PlyrN0M0re: but you DONT have the SC yet... so you are running 10's all motor?
Dropped Civic Si: see, i didnt upgrade the fuel rail and injectors and thew pump for nothing...
PlyrN0M0re: 10's All Motor!!! That means you are the fastest All Motor Honda in the World!!!
Dropped Civic Si: ok,
PlyrN0M0re: what do you HONESTLY have done? AEM Intake and a DC Header?
Dropped Civic Si: i told ur gf
PlyrN0M0re: i know... and your full of **** ... []
Dropped Civic Si: ok
PlyrN0M0re: i want to run you in march... Bring $500 and your Si... will you have your Vortech by then??? B/C if you do, you should be pushin at least 25 pounds of boost, and running at least 7 second 1/4 mile times...
PlyrN0M0re: how many pounds of boost do you plan on pushing?
PlyrN0M0re: ignoring me now?? admitting that you have NOTHING??
PlyrN0M0re: Rice Power, Live On! []
PlyrN0M0re: LOSER...
Dropped Civic Si: 23-30 i need forged pistons
PlyrN0M0re: you need alot more than forged pistons..
PlyrN0M0re: you need another 4 cylinders!! []
Dropped Civic Si: sorry, ur g-f and im guessing ur friend all im me at the same time
PlyrN0M0re: how are you planning on doing this... you say your running 500hp all motor, and your gonna put a vortech on there, which should push you over 600, which is past where the Vortech is rated..
PlyrN0M0re: oh yeah... i know... i posted your BS on ClubSi... your probably gonna get ALOT of IM's from ALOT of people calling you bull****, and tellin you to bring your **** on..
PlyrN0M0re: wait... are you talking 10 second 1/4 mile or 1/8th mile tiems??
Dropped Civic Si: the 1/8 at least i was
PlyrN0M0re: AHHHH.... so you are running 10 second 1/8th mile times..
PlyrN0M0re: thats believeable...
Dropped Civic Si: yes
PlyrN0M0re: That means you are running 16 second 1/4 Mile Times DUMBA$$!!!
PlyrN0M0re: SLOWER than Stock!!
PlyrN0M0re: You LOSER
Dropped Civic Si: ok
PlyrN0M0re: where did you run the 1/8th mile in jersey?
Dropped Civic Si: e-town
PlyrN0M0re: thats funny b/c E-town is 1/4 mile..
PlyrN0M0re: at least it was when I came in 4th back in October
PlyrN0M0re: dude... quit talkin smack, and be honest... admit you have an automatic DX...
Dropped Civic Si: they had the 1/8 oct 23, i think imports vs domestic
PlyrN0M0re: thats funny... b/c I was there for that too... and it was 1/4 mile, not 1/8th...
PlyrN0M0re: oct. 23 is when I ran, and I was the 3rd fastest Si there... fastest was a guy i know Marvyn in his turbo Si, and the second was somebody in a blue Si running 14's, all motor
PlyrN0M0re: you got a Mugen Race header?? I thought you had a DC
Dropped Civic Si: what?
PlyrN0M0re: you told my friend you have a Mugen Race Header
Dropped Civic Si: i said i have that too to the jun cam and gears
PlyrN0M0re: you have a DC & a mugen?? sure...
PlyrN0M0re: dude... you must Smell REALLY bad...
PlyrN0M0re: becuase your up to your neck in Bull****
Dropped Civic Si: good ok

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Old 01-11-2001, 08:48 PM   #2
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LOL...classic...

78 on the 60'...ROFL...

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Old 01-11-2001, 10:32 PM   #3
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Oh, you're just jealous because that POS, ancient technology, built by Gomer Pile, gas guzler you drive can only pull a 67!



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