Top 10 Reasons To Own A Chevy

PKRWUD · 08-02-2002, 07:51 AM

Top 10 Reasons To Own A CHEVY:

1. Great gas mileage (because its rarely on the road).

2. Very consistent (on needing repairs).

3. Only 1 oil change a year (its lucky if it sees more then 3,000 miles on the road a year).

4. Quantity auto parts discounts (you'll always be buying A LOT of parts).

5. Towing discounts (if your lucky the tow truck driver might let you ride in his Ford).

6. Environmentally friendly (because its usually on jacks and not running).

7. Frequent family gatherings (at the parts store with fellow brother Chevy owners).

8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).

9. Semi-permanent guest room (the truck bed sleeps two if needed).

10. High-Tech Security System (who's going to steal something on jacks that don't run).

Take care,
~Chris

08-02-2002, 07:57 AM

Hey that was pretty good Chris...Like # 9 and 10 the best. Can't wait to see what everyone else has to say..Odie

cyberstang5.0 · 08-02-2002, 08:24 AM

LMAO!

Dark_5.0 · 08-02-2002, 08:36 AM

Thats pretty good I will have to share that with my dad and brother.

1969Mach1 · 08-02-2002, 08:38 AM

hahahaha.... lol =) Gotta love those Chevy's. Bake just told me a good bumper sticker I should put on the t-bird or stang.
"Speed Kills! Live Forever, Drive a Chevy."

§am

The Deuce · 08-02-2002, 11:29 AM

That put a much needed smile on my face this morning.

Kamaro Killer · 08-02-2002, 12:03 PM

My best friend's humping the tailpipes of a slomaro and can't fathom the idea that Chevy's suck. I kindly pass all these jokes to him

Keith

jj_jonathon · 08-02-2002, 12:38 PM

lol...i love chevy bashing, but its no fun in my house....my dad used to drive an old 10second chevelle and my brother has an 02 camaro SS....so aside from the towncar, im the slow one! hehe

LayanRubr · 08-02-2002, 12:56 PM

The Fireman · 08-02-2002, 03:43 PM

Oh man that was too funny.

96_4.6 · 08-02-2002, 04:04 PM

Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-*** ricers insted, V-8 are the best.

The Fireman · 08-02-2002, 04:21 PM

jj_jonathon · 08-02-2002, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 96_4.6
Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-*** ricers insted, V-8 are the best.

trust me....there are enough Ford and Mustang jokes to even this one out....so its not worth getting upset about, after all, it IS just a joke..

...i laugh at mustang jokes too!....ever seen an OLD chevy though? hehe....

08-02-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD

8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).

ROFLMAO!!! It cost about the same if you make it almost there... heeh

Cait85GT5.0 · 08-03-2002, 04:47 PM

I think i have it the worst of all of you,,,, 5 chevys in my driveway,, and then my mustang... 5 :1..i'm a little outnumbered.and being the youngest doesnt help either

0h n0 5.0 · 08-03-2002, 07:39 PM

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hehe

The Fireman · 08-03-2002, 09:40 PM

C racked
H eads
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V alve
R attles
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L eaks
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T ime

I never get tired of saying that.

rustang girl · 08-03-2002, 11:19 PM

All I have to say is.......

LoLoLoLoL

PKRWUD · 08-04-2002, 05:24 AM

On a slight tangent...

M iscellaneous
O ld
P arts
A ssembled
R ecklessly

Take care,
~Chris

86GT · 08-04-2002, 10:44 AM

My favorite Mopar saying:

M ostly
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust

08-02-2002, 07:51 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Top 10 Reasons To Own A Chevy Top 10 Reasons To Own A CHEVY: 1. Great gas mileage (because its rarely on the road). 2. Very consistent (on needing repairs). 3. Only 1 oil change a year (its lucky if it sees more then 3,000 miles on the road a year). 4. Quantity auto parts discounts (you'll always be buying A LOT of parts). 5. Towing discounts (if your lucky the tow truck driver might let you ride in his Ford). 6. Environmentally friendly (because its usually on jacks and not running). 7. Frequent family gatherings (at the parts store with fellow brother Chevy owners). 8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere). 9. Semi-permanent guest room (the truck bed sleeps two if needed). 10. High-Tech Security System (who's going to steal something on jacks that don't run). Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-02-2002, 08:36 AM	#4
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	Thats pretty good I will have to share that with my dad and brother. __________________ 92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer

08-02-2002, 08:38 AM	#5
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahahaha.... lol =) Gotta love those Chevy's. Bake just told me a good bumper sticker I should put on the t-bird or stang. "Speed Kills! Live Forever, Drive a Chevy." §am __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-02-2002, 11:29 AM	#6
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That put a much needed smile on my face this morning. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-02-2002, 12:03 PM	#7
Kamaro Killer Mustang Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 528	keep the Chevy jokes coming My best friend's humping the tailpipes of a slomaro and can't fathom the idea that Chevy's suck. I kindly pass all these jokes to him Keith __________________ 1993 GT 5.0-My Stang Rice Hater's Club Member 22

08-02-2002, 07:57 AM	#2
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Hey that was pretty good Chris...Like # 9 and 10 the best. Can't wait to see what everyone else has to say..Odie

08-02-2002, 08:24 AM	#3
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	LMAO!

08-02-2002, 12:38 PM	#8
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	lol...i love chevy bashing, but its no fun in my house....my dad used to drive an old 10second chevelle and my brother has an 02 camaro SS....so aside from the towncar, im the slow one! hehe __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-02-2002, 12:56 PM	#9
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	__________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

08-02-2002, 03:43 PM	#10
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	Oh man that was too funny. __________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

08-02-2002, 04:04 PM	#11
96_4.6 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 417	Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-* ricers insted, V-8 are the best. __________________ 1996 Mustang GT, AODE -Trickflow Upper Plenum -BBK 70mm Throttlebody -02 PI Lower Intake -March Pulleys -BBK H-Pipe -2 Chamber Flowmaster mufflers -3000 RPM Stall -JLT CAI with special K&N -MSD Supercondutor wires -180 stat -FRPP 4:10's FOR SALE C&L TRUE FLOW INLET PIPE WITH K&N** My Stang

08-02-2002, 04:21 PM	#12
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	__________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

08-03-2002, 04:47 PM	#15
Cait85GT5.0 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: NJ/gettysburg PA Posts: 32	I think i have it the worst of all of you,,,, 5 chevys in my driveway,, and then my mustang... 5 :1..i'm a little outnumbered.and being the youngest doesnt help either

08-03-2002, 07:39 PM	#16
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	C. an H. ear E. very V. alve R. apping O. n L. ong E. xtended T. rips hehe __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

08-03-2002, 09:40 PM	#17
The Fireman Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ford Country which is in Virginia Posts: 287	C racked H eads E very V alve R attles O il L eaks E very T ime I never get tired of saying that. __________________ "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45." The car that should've got crused.

08-03-2002, 11:19 PM	#18
rustang girl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: LA, or Bakersfield, CA Posts: 273	All I have to say is....... LoLoLoLoL __________________ Heidi 22/F/Cali. 1966 Mustang Coupe Ricer Hater's Club- member # 15 http://ricehatersclub.com/ http://MechaPS.com/

08-04-2002, 05:24 AM	#19
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	On a slight tangent... M iscellaneous O ld P arts A ssembled R ecklessly Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-04-2002, 10:44 AM	#20
86GT Sniffed too much n20 Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Ont, Canada Posts: 1,018	My favorite Mopar saying: M ostly O ld P arts A nd R ust

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