I have an 8 second Cobra!

Rice Hunter · 04-26-2002, 10:21 AM

Hey, how about those really fast ricers on the street? Haha, some guy came up in a Prelude and a bodykit at a gas station. I 'complimented' him on the look and asked him about it. "Yeah, I, uh, run about 8 seconds in the 1/4..." When I asked him what all he has done, he said with a grin: "a lot." When he pulled out, I caught up to him in my Cobra, and we got first dibs on the stop light. I revved, he farted, and we were off. Yup, pulled away a lot easier than I thought. I don't even have the supercharger in, and whooped his @ss. So, by simple logic, I have an 8 second Cobra! Haha

GodStang · 04-26-2002, 10:49 AM

Send him my way. I want an 8 sec car by use of logic. MY bicycle might be able to be 8 secs also.

Rice Hunter · 04-26-2002, 11:01 AM

Yup, I'll do that. I'm going to take out my lawnmower. Might be nice to have an 8 second lawnmower too

95mustanggt · 04-26-2002, 11:17 AM

Ricers are morons.

That guy counldn't do 8 seconds in the 1/8th mile. He'd probably be lucky to get into the 9's

Green9550 · 04-26-2002, 12:38 PM

Sounds like he would be luck if he could do 8 seconds in the 330'

-Billy

KASR_Z28 · 04-26-2002, 03:28 PM

Actually, you have faster than 8 second Cobra, if you beat his 8 second Ricer!! LMAO!

That guy get's the assclown award!
http://www.quake-eternal.com/assclown.jpg

Nice kill, bro - Rice is good for ya, eat all you want!

KASR

Mikerulz · 04-28-2002, 01:10 PM

See the problem is that they don't understand that clear taillights and chrome don't speed you up!!

Tinseltown349 · 04-29-2002, 01:31 PM

what do neon lights add hp-wise these days? something like 300hp or so at the wheels? sheesh...i think you're lying, that 8-second prelude took ya, didn't he?

Rice Hunter · 04-29-2002, 01:38 PM

Haha, no neon, but that gigantic spoiler he had on the back was necessary. Without it, he surely would have lifted off the road and flown away!

Tinseltown349 · 04-29-2002, 10:00 PM

you'd think with a car like that he'd want to fly away from embarrassment.

just kidding

04-26-2002, 10:21 AM	#1
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	I have an 8 second Cobra! Hey, how about those really fast ricers on the street? Haha, some guy came up in a Prelude and a bodykit at a gas station. I 'complimented' him on the look and asked him about it. "Yeah, I, uh, run about 8 seconds in the 1/4..." When I asked him what all he has done, he said with a grin: "a lot." When he pulled out, I caught up to him in my Cobra, and we got first dibs on the stop light. I revved, he farted, and we were off. Yup, pulled away a lot easier than I thought. I don't even have the supercharger in, and whooped his @ss. So, by simple logic, I have an 8 second Cobra! Haha __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

04-26-2002, 10:49 AM	#2
GodStang College Stanger Join Date: May 1999 Location: Aiken,south carolina, usa Posts: 1,097	Send him my way. I want an 8 sec car by use of logic. MY bicycle might be able to be 8 secs also. __________________ 2003 Sonic Blue Cobra

04-26-2002, 11:01 AM	#3
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	Yup, I'll do that. I'm going to take out my lawnmower. Might be nice to have an 8 second lawnmower too __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

04-26-2002, 11:17 AM	#4
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Ricers are morons. That guy counldn't do 8 seconds in the 1/8th mile. He'd probably be lucky to get into the 9's __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

04-26-2002, 12:38 PM	#5
Green9550 Resident Redneck Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cecil County, MD Posts: 165	Sounds like he would be luck if he could do 8 seconds in the 330' -Billy __________________ 95' GT: 306, XL Ross Pistons, Ultra Lite H-beam Rods, Forged Scat Crank, 28oz Romac, 28oz JW flexplate, FTI ported RPM II intake, FTI ported AFR 165's, FTI custom cam, 75mm BBK Throttle body, 80mm Pro-M, 4800 PI stall, PA Super Comp AODE, Strange 33 spline race axles, Strange ultra lite spool, Motive lite 4.30's, Strange rear race brakes, Mega bite seniors, double adjustable uppers w/spherical bushings, Racecraft anti-roll bar, LPW rear end girdle, Metco d/s loop, A9L conversion, AFM PMS

04-26-2002, 03:28 PM	#6
KASR_Z28 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 4	LMAO! Actually, you have faster than 8 second Cobra, if you beat his 8 second Ricer!! LMAO! That guy get's the assclown award! http://www.quake-eternal.com/assclown.jpg Nice kill, bro - Rice is good for ya, eat all you want! KASR __________________ 1994 Z28 LT1 - No Times Yet. hardtop a4. Flowmaster Catback, Monza Tips, !MAF, !TB, CAI, 3.23 gears, perf. axle., 3" cutout, Spectre Breather MODS TO COME: Hooker longtubes Jethot coated, Vigilante 3000 TC, cc305 cam, 1.6 rockers - and ???

04-28-2002, 01:10 PM	#7
Mikerulz Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 27	See the problem is that they don't understand that clear taillights and chrome don't speed you up!!

04-29-2002, 01:31 PM	#8
Tinseltown349 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Maple Park, IL Posts: 13	what do neon lights add hp-wise these days? something like 300hp or so at the wheels? sheesh...i think you're lying, that 8-second prelude took ya, didn't he? __________________ Mods to 2000 Mustang GT- Vortech SQ supercharger, 3.73 gears, full Maximum Motorsports suspension treatment, 13" Brembo front brakes, 70mm TB, BBK Long-tube headers and H-pipe, Bassani Cat-back exhaust system, Trans-Go shift-kit and trans cooler.

04-29-2002, 01:38 PM	#9
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	Haha, no neon, but that gigantic spoiler he had on the back was necessary. Without it, he surely would have lifted off the road and flown away! __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )

04-29-2002, 10:00 PM	#10
Tinseltown349 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Maple Park, IL Posts: 13	you'd think with a car like that he'd want to fly away from embarrassment. just kidding __________________ Mods to 2000 Mustang GT- Vortech SQ supercharger, 3.73 gears, full Maximum Motorsports suspension treatment, 13" Brembo front brakes, 70mm TB, BBK Long-tube headers and H-pipe, Bassani Cat-back exhaust system, Trans-Go shift-kit and trans cooler.

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