I have an 8 second Cobra!
 

Hey, how about those really fast ricers on the street? Haha, some guy came up in a Prelude and a bodykit at a gas station. I 'complimented' him on the look and asked him about it. "Yeah, I, uh, run about 8 seconds in the 1/4..." When I asked him what all he has done, he said with a grin: "a lot." When he pulled out, I caught up to him in my Cobra, and we got first dibs on the stop light. I revved, he farted, and we were off. Yup, pulled away a lot easier than I thought. I don't even have the supercharger in, and whooped his @ss. So, by simple logic, I have an 8 second Cobra! Haha:D

Send him my way. I want an 8 sec car by use of logic. MY bicycle might be able to be 8 secs also.

Yup, I'll do that. I'm going to take out my lawnmower. Might be nice to have an 8 second lawnmower too:D

Ricers are morons.

That guy counldn't do 8 seconds in the 1/8th mile. He'd probably be lucky to get into the 9's :rolleyes:

Sounds like he would be luck if he could do 8 seconds in the 330'

-Billy

LMAO!
 

Actually, you have faster than 8 second Cobra, if you beat his 8 second Ricer!! LMAO!

That guy get's the assclown award!
http://www.quake-eternal.com/assclown.jpg


Nice kill, bro - Rice is good for ya, eat all you want!

KASR

See the problem is that they don't understand that clear taillights and chrome don't speed you up!!

what do neon lights add hp-wise these days? something like 300hp or so at the wheels? sheesh...i think you're lying, that 8-second prelude took ya, didn't he? :D

Haha, no neon, but that gigantic spoiler he had on the back was necessary. Without it, he surely would have lifted off the road and flown away!:D

you'd think with a car like that he'd want to fly away from embarrassment. :p just kidding