I took my first ricer…
 

My friend owns a 1996 twin turbo 300Z NIZAN, he’s been talking a bunch of smack, We found a back road and measure a ¼ mile, I took that rice burning pot to the cleaners.

He doesn’t say much now……

Nice kill!! How fast are those 300s & did you spray him?

I didn’t need to use the NOS, I beat him by a car length, and we were doing about 90m/h when we crossed the finish line. Not bad for stock cars…

Nice kill but since when is a 300Zx twin turbo rice? :confused:

Nice kill, I dont consider 300zx TT's rice......I would drive one.

Do you have any track times with the Nitrous?

Later.

Okay, time for a politically correct lesson. Can you guys give me a definition of Rice?

300z are a good little car, their just not built for ¼’, I did not want to offend anyone.

Rice is an Attitude

Ricers's don't know anything about cars, performance, or mechanics. They make there cars "all show no go". They also seem to be caught up in this recent "pokemon" car fad.

IMO the 300Z in not necessarily rice. However, if you put the monster wings, clear lights, fart tips, 20" rims, 18 stickers for parts you don't have and paint the car baby blue, it's RICE.

Thanks for the clarification, for a moment I was under the impression that cars not manufactured in the US fell under the category and were all powered by rice, sort of speech. Under the new definition of Ricer, my friend’s car is not rice.

PS: I don’t have any real time with NOS, the oxygen levels here are really low, and there fore, our times look awful compare to our counterparts in lower elevation.

For example someone running 12s in the coast would be running 14s here, ya I know it really sucks, but hey, as far as racing goes, it’s even for everyone here!

Rice is easy to spot.....look for the trademark Fart can,huge ******* wing and more stickers than a sticker vending machine,and they are usually running in and out of traffic like idiots. Or you could go with the Latin definition: Ricus Idioticus Maximus Painintheassicus

Thats hilarious