Killed the rice king

88workcar · 01-23-2003, 10:30 PM

The king of rice here in Pierre Part, La. lives one block from where I work. I kept saying that I am going to bring him for a ride.

Well he stopped at work last Thurs. to show me that he just waisted all his money on a set of adjustable shocks/struts for the POS avenger. Insead of buying his wife or new baby what they need.

Well he asked "When do I get a ride in the Mustang". I told him that I would go after work and pick him up. Then I said, awe hell just take it your self. He looked so surprized, then said "wow I've never been in a real car before, muchless get to drive".

When he got back, it was PRICELESS. He said he was never going to run his POS again. He don't even rev it up in the morning any more, and today one of his followers stopped to tell me that the king was selling his car and looking for a MUSTANG. He asked if I really let that boy drive my car, I just smiled and said you want to hate your car too, the keys are in it. He smiled and said, no I'm gonna pass.

mustanggt_50 · 01-23-2003, 10:40 PM

lol thats cool man. i dont know how you do it, i dont trust anyone with the keys to my car!! later

84LX89GT · 01-24-2003, 01:17 AM

LOL!!!!
That's one of the funniest stories i've ever heard! Man, no better way for a ricer to learn the error of their ways than to step into a real car!

Stang_Crazy · 01-24-2003, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 88workcar
I just smiled and said you want to hate your car too, the keys are in it.

LMAO That statement is Priceless!!!! Good job on converting someone over to the good side.

95mustanggt · 01-24-2003, 06:24 AM

I'd shot someone before I left them drive my car! But great story!

88workcar · 01-24-2003, 08:15 PM

The decrowned king passed today, I made sign for him to get on the ricer, he shot me the bird

WHAAT WHAAT WHAAT did I do something wrong?

BlueMust5089 · 01-24-2003, 11:45 PM

Ok you let a ricer A RICER drive your car? Are you ok? I never let anyone get behind my wheel and you let him out unsupervised. You, sir are a braver man than I!!!!!

Jay

Cait85GT5.0 · 01-25-2003, 12:07 AM

you are crazy letting someone drive your car without you there.... i dont even let my own boyfriend drive my car,.. though i do drive his slomaro all the time

88workcar · 01-25-2003, 09:38 PM

It was the only way to do the damage that was done.
Cait, I dont let my boyfreind drive my car either

Yall don't understand, my car is not as nice as all of yours. I also have a open invitation to a couple of people that is someone is talking crap, come get it and handle the business. Last Sat. my buddie Paul came get it from the boat ramp while I was hunting, he hooked my trailer to his truck and left. He stopped and got the slicks. Broke an axle as soon as he got to te track, and I paid for it. It would have broke on me just the same. He is going to use it on the 8th of Feb also.

01-23-2003, 10:30 PM	#1
88workcar Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Pierre Part, La. U.S.A. Posts: 1,850	Killed the rice king The king of rice here in Pierre Part, La. lives one block from where I work. I kept saying that I am going to bring him for a ride. Well he stopped at work last Thurs. to show me that he just waisted all his money on a set of adjustable shocks/struts for the POS avenger. Insead of buying his wife or new baby what they need. Well he asked "When do I get a ride in the Mustang". I told him that I would go after work and pick him up. Then I said, awe hell just take it your self. He looked so surprized, then said "wow I've never been in a real car before, muchless get to drive". When he got back, it was PRICELESS. He said he was never going to run his POS again. He don't even rev it up in the morning any more, and today one of his followers stopped to tell me that the king was selling his car and looking for a MUSTANG. He asked if I really let that boy drive my car, I just smiled and said you want to hate your car too, the keys are in it. He smiled and said, no I'm gonna pass. __________________ 88workcar 1988 Mustang LX 342. 417rwhp @ 6800. 28 X 10 ET Drag, 4.30s, 10.69 @ 126.43 1.42 60ft. 11.13 @ 127.7 on BFGs 1.72 60ft Rice Hater # 42 To be old and wise, You must first be young and stupid I'm somewhere in tthe middle.

01-23-2003, 10:40 PM	#2
mustanggt_50 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 91	lol thats cool man. i dont know how you do it, i dont trust anyone with the keys to my car!! later __________________ 87 GT T-roof (needs paint) lol, rebuilt motor and trans, AOD - stage 2 shift kit, 3.73 gears - auburn posi, Dynomax Super Turbo Cat Back, FRPP 155lph fuel pump, K&N filter - air silencer removed, subframe connectors, strut tower brace. 88 GT T-roof 1989 LX Coupe 5.0 - 5spd Rice Haters Club member#105

01-24-2003, 01:17 AM	#3
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	LOL!!!! That's one of the funniest stories i've ever heard! Man, no better way for a ricer to learn the error of their ways than to step into a real car! __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

01-24-2003, 06:24 AM	#5
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	I'd shot someone before I left them drive my car! But great story! __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

01-24-2003, 08:15 PM	#6
88workcar Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Pierre Part, La. U.S.A. Posts: 1,850	The decrowned king passed today, I made sign for him to get on the ricer, he shot me the bird WHAAT WHAAT WHAAT did I do something wrong? __________________ 88workcar 1988 Mustang LX 342. 417rwhp @ 6800. 28 X 10 ET Drag, 4.30s, 10.69 @ 126.43 1.42 60ft. 11.13 @ 127.7 on BFGs 1.72 60ft Rice Hater # 42 To be old and wise, You must first be young and stupid I'm somewhere in tthe middle.

01-24-2003, 11:45 PM	#7
BlueMust5089 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baltimore MD Posts: 47	Ok you let a ricer A RICER drive your car? Are you ok? I never let anyone get behind my wheel and you let him out unsupervised. You, sir are a braver man than I!!!!! Jay __________________ There are only TWO ways to find out what I'm running Ask me OR race me!

01-25-2003, 12:07 AM	#8
Cait85GT5.0 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: NJ/gettysburg PA Posts: 32	you are crazy letting someone drive your car without you there.... i dont even let my own boyfriend drive my car,.. though i do drive his slomaro all the time

01-25-2003, 09:38 PM	#9
88workcar Registered Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Pierre Part, La. U.S.A. Posts: 1,850	It was the only way to do the damage that was done. Cait, I dont let my boyfreind drive my car either Yall don't understand, my car is not as nice as all of yours. I also have a open invitation to a couple of people that is someone is talking crap, come get it and handle the business. Last Sat. my buddie Paul came get it from the boat ramp while I was hunting, he hooked my trailer to his truck and left. He stopped and got the slicks. Broke an axle as soon as he got to te track, and I paid for it. It would have broke on me just the same. He is going to use it on the 8th of Feb also. __________________ 88workcar 1988 Mustang LX 342. 417rwhp @ 6800. 28 X 10 ET Drag, 4.30s, 10.69 @ 126.43 1.42 60ft. 11.13 @ 127.7 on BFGs 1.72 60ft Rice Hater # 42 To be old and wise, You must first be young and stupid I'm somewhere in tthe middle.

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