Here are the rules of rice racing.
If you leave first you are cheating therefore he wins
If you beat him by more than a car you have an unfair advantage which is considered cheating therefore he wins
If you race to less than 100MPH you forfeit therefore he wins
If you do not perform any fly-bys at the end of your race you are a sucka and he wins because suckas are not winners
If you have a better HP per liter ratio you are cheating and are disqualified therefore he wins
If you drive with both hands on the steering wheel only removing your right to shift he wins because this is not how it is done yo!
If he doesn't have F.I. or NOS it was just a warmup race for when he does get it therefore it doesn't count so technically he wins
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3:55s w/posi,Cold Air Induction,Mac headers,Hedderman Off-road H-pipe, MSD Ing.&wires, 65mm T.B. Hurst Short Throw Shifter,front sway bar removed,2 chamber flows. Not to fast Not to Slow, Working on the fast part.
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