lost to an accord: a "ricer" story
 

when i had my 1996 sebring & lived with my parents, a lot of times i'd be washing it or cleaning my rims or something........and younger kids on their bikes would come up and ask about it, or ask to listen to and/or see my speakers, or ask about some of my friends' cars..........

well, now most of these kids are driving now and "fixing up" their civics, or mirages, or whatever.........now they like to come up to me and talk ish whenever i visit my parents.....i did the same thing to the olders kids in the neighborhood when i started driving, so i understand

today, i went to my parents to take them my old ghetto tv and also to eat...........i am in their front yard, hosing off the volkswagen and my moms car

this kid, prolly 18 now, drives by and stops............he has a 90-93 accord sedan, 5 spd, intake/exhaust, cam gears set at stock setting, 5 point racing harness, a piss poor custom sky blue paint job, crazy body kit, white interior, white 17's on ghetto tires, and some really ghetto coilovers (the driver side sits about 2 inches higher than the passenger side even when he is in the car)........

accord boi: "hey, i need to race you."
me: "uh............no."
accord boi: "if you don't race me, that means i beat you."
me: "uh............okay."
accord boi: "ha, i beat you."

even by clubsi standards, knoxville area is notorious for its "riceyness"

He gotcha man :D btw, what kinda mods do you have on your VW? A buddy of mine has the prolly the same year and model as yours but with a nice turbo kit. He makes this unholy nice sound :)

Next time you see him tell him you need to race him and see what he says. :p

Daniel.

ROFL, HA! Love it.

TINC, sorry that you had to lose to that Accord, man, it happens to the best of us. Better luck next time. :D

Idiot kids:rolleyes: Should have told him....

Hey dude I need to **** your g/f.

If you don't let me your gay.

HA HA, your gay!

Oh Good Lord:rolleyes: I thought Tampa was bad. Sad part is me and g/f have been thinking about moving to Knoxville in the not too distant future.
I had a guy at work the other day trying to convince me that just about everyone he knows with a honda runs 9s in the quarter* "because they're so light".
*note, the quarter not the eighth .

Why are people so stupid? :confused: :confused: :confused:

God loves stupid people... Cause he sure mad alot of them.

LOL!! Good one bro ;)

One of my roomates at school has a gti and ive seen him run a 15.2. Just thought i'd let you know how quick your car is if you havent ran it. Oh btw, he spun off the line and shifted like a grandma!

I have a story of how Rice boys are in Los angeles,

so i go to fontana, CA to drag at the california speedway

I show up and its a rice bowl. I stop to get a bite to eat at the local hack in the box

so i walk out to my car and my front right tire has been slashed, now the entire lot was full of rice cars.

I figure okay whatever i can just get the tire fixed, i leave to get my tire mounted (had tire no rim) and upon my return my car had been pushed off the jacks...

Now i know the jack was in good position because i put it in the exact same place when i replaced the tire. and it held just fine, and the position of the car was moved totally out of its original place.

So any respect i had left for rice boys was lost that day.

Now i see them as enemies on the road and take every oppertunity to whip there lil arses....

Betty 9 Imports 0

Damn dude, I would been pissed. It didnt do any damage to your car when they did that did it?

If i caught the bastards in the middle of doing that to betty,

the incident woulda been on the 11'o clock news..

My desert eagle woulda been in full effect.


But i didn't so i had to just swallow down the anger.