lost to an accord: a "ricer" story

this is not cbring · 10-01-2002, 07:53 PM

when i had my 1996 sebring & lived with my parents, a lot of times i'd be washing it or cleaning my rims or something........and younger kids on their bikes would come up and ask about it, or ask to listen to and/or see my speakers, or ask about some of my friends' cars..........

well, now most of these kids are driving now and "fixing up" their civics, or mirages, or whatever.........now they like to come up to me and talk ish whenever i visit my parents.....i did the same thing to the olders kids in the neighborhood when i started driving, so i understand

today, i went to my parents to take them my old ghetto tv and also to eat...........i am in their front yard, hosing off the volkswagen and my moms car

this kid, prolly 18 now, drives by and stops............he has a 90-93 accord sedan, 5 spd, intake/exhaust, cam gears set at stock setting, 5 point racing harness, a piss poor custom sky blue paint job, crazy body kit, white interior, white 17's on ghetto tires, and some really ghetto coilovers (the driver side sits about 2 inches higher than the passenger side even when he is in the car)........

accord boi: "hey, i need to race you."
me: "uh............no."
accord boi: "if you don't race me, that means i beat you."
me: "uh............okay."
accord boi: "ha, i beat you."

even by clubsi standards, knoxville area is notorious for its "riceyness"

LayanRubr · 10-01-2002, 08:45 PM

He gotcha man

btw, what kinda mods do you have on your VW? A buddy of mine has the prolly the same year and model as yours but with a nice turbo kit. He makes this unholy nice sound

DAN-MAN · 10-01-2002, 09:01 PM

Next time you see him tell him you need to race him and see what he says.

Daniel.

Fox Body · 10-02-2002, 10:04 PM

ROFL, HA! Love it.

TINC, sorry that you had to lose to that Accord, man, it happens to the best of us. Better luck next time.

tireburner163 · 10-03-2002, 02:33 AM

Idiot kids

Should have told him....

Hey dude I need to **** your g/f.

If you don't let me your gay.

HA HA, your gay!

KiltedBanshees93GT · 10-05-2002, 12:00 AM

Oh Good Lord

I thought Tampa was bad. Sad part is me and g/f have been thinking about moving to Knoxville in the not too distant future.
I had a guy at work the other day trying to convince me that just about everyone he knows with a honda runs 9s in the quarter* "because they're so light".
*note, the quarter not the eighth .

1969Mach1 · 10-05-2002, 04:51 PM

Why are people so stupid?

GodStang · 10-06-2002, 09:25 AM

God loves stupid people... Cause he sure mad alot of them.

LayanRubr · 10-07-2002, 09:27 PM

LOL!! Good one bro

NotchJohnson · 10-08-2002, 06:31 PM

One of my roomates at school has a gti and ive seen him run a 15.2. Just thought i'd let you know how quick your car is if you havent ran it. Oh btw, he spun off the line and shifted like a grandma!

ImportKiller · 10-08-2002, 10:53 PM

I have a story of how Rice boys are in Los angeles,

so i go to fontana, CA to drag at the california speedway

I show up and its a rice bowl. I stop to get a bite to eat at the local hack in the box

so i walk out to my car and my front right tire has been slashed, now the entire lot was full of rice cars.

I figure okay whatever i can just get the tire fixed, i leave to get my tire mounted (had tire no rim) and upon my return my car had been pushed off the jacks...

Now i know the jack was in good position because i put it in the exact same place when i replaced the tire. and it held just fine, and the position of the car was moved totally out of its original place.

So any respect i had left for rice boys was lost that day.

Now i see them as enemies on the road and take every oppertunity to whip there lil arses....

Betty 9 Imports 0

NotchJohnson · 10-09-2002, 06:01 PM

Damn dude, I would been pissed. It didnt do any damage to your car when they did that did it?

ImportKiller · 10-09-2002, 06:38 PM

If i caught the bastards in the middle of doing that to betty,

the incident woulda been on the 11'o clock news..

My desert eagle woulda been in full effect.

But i didn't so i had to just swallow down the anger.

10-01-2002, 07:53 PM	#1
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	lost to an accord: a "ricer" story when i had my 1996 sebring & lived with my parents, a lot of times i'd be washing it or cleaning my rims or something........and younger kids on their bikes would come up and ask about it, or ask to listen to and/or see my speakers, or ask about some of my friends' cars.......... well, now most of these kids are driving now and "fixing up" their civics, or mirages, or whatever.........now they like to come up to me and talk ish whenever i visit my parents.....i did the same thing to the olders kids in the neighborhood when i started driving, so i understand today, i went to my parents to take them my old ghetto tv and also to eat...........i am in their front yard, hosing off the volkswagen and my moms car this kid, prolly 18 now, drives by and stops............he has a 90-93 accord sedan, 5 spd, intake/exhaust, cam gears set at stock setting, 5 point racing harness, a piss poor custom sky blue paint job, crazy body kit, white interior, white 17's on ghetto tires, and some really ghetto coilovers (the driver side sits about 2 inches higher than the passenger side even when he is in the car)........ accord boi: "hey, i need to race you." me: "uh............no." accord boi: "if you don't race me, that means i beat you." me: "uh............okay." accord boi: "ha, i beat you." even by clubsi standards, knoxville area is notorious for its "riceyness" __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-01-2002, 08:45 PM	#2
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	He gotcha man btw, what kinda mods do you have on your VW? A buddy of mine has the prolly the same year and model as yours but with a nice turbo kit. He makes this unholy nice sound __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

10-01-2002, 09:01 PM	#3
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Next time you see him tell him you need to race him and see what he says. Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

10-02-2002, 10:04 PM	#4
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	ROFL, HA! Love it. TINC, sorry that you had to lose to that Accord, man, it happens to the best of us. Better luck next time. __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

10-03-2002, 02:33 AM	#5
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Idiot kids Should have told him.... Hey dude I need to **** your g/f. If you don't let me your gay. HA HA, your gay! __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

10-05-2002, 12:00 AM	#6
KiltedBanshees93GT Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Pigeon Forge Tn Posts: 611	Oh Good Lord I thought Tampa was bad. Sad part is me and g/f have been thinking about moving to Knoxville in the not too distant future. I had a guy at work the other day trying to convince me that just about everyone he knows with a honda runs 9s in the quarter* "because they're so light". note, the quarter* not the eighth .

10-05-2002, 04:51 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Why are people so stupid? __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-06-2002, 09:25 AM	#8
GodStang College Stanger Join Date: May 1999 Location: Aiken,south carolina, usa Posts: 1,097	God loves stupid people... Cause he sure mad alot of them. __________________ 2003 Sonic Blue Cobra

10-07-2002, 09:27 PM	#9
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	LOL!! Good one bro __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

10-08-2002, 06:31 PM	#10
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	One of my roomates at school has a gti and ive seen him run a 15.2. Just thought i'd let you know how quick your car is if you havent ran it. Oh btw, he spun off the line and shifted like a grandma! __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

10-08-2002, 10:53 PM	#11
ImportKiller Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chula vista, CA Posts: 67	I have a story of how Rice boys are in Los angeles, so i go to fontana, CA to drag at the california speedway I show up and its a rice bowl. I stop to get a bite to eat at the local hack in the box so i walk out to my car and my front right tire has been slashed, now the entire lot was full of rice cars. I figure okay whatever i can just get the tire fixed, i leave to get my tire mounted (had tire no rim) and upon my return my car had been pushed off the jacks... Now i know the jack was in good position because i put it in the exact same place when i replaced the tire. and it held just fine, and the position of the car was moved totally out of its original place. So any respect i had left for rice boys was lost that day. Now i see them as enemies on the road and take every oppertunity to whip there lil arses.... Betty 9 Imports 0 __________________ "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." http://geocities.com/team340maxim 1989 Mustang LX 5.0 JBA Headers, Bassani X-Pipe Mac 3' Catback system.

10-09-2002, 06:01 PM	#12
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Damn dude, I would been pissed. It didnt do any damage to your car when they did that did it? __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

10-09-2002, 06:38 PM	#13
ImportKiller Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chula vista, CA Posts: 67	If i caught the bastards in the middle of doing that to betty, the incident woulda been on the 11'o clock news.. My desert eagle woulda been in full effect. But i didn't so i had to just swallow down the anger. __________________ "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." http://geocities.com/team340maxim 1989 Mustang LX 5.0 JBA Headers, Bassani X-Pipe Mac 3' Catback system.

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