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EZRIDN 05-11-2002 04:14 PM

UNIT....I Have a potiential LS1 run for ya..
 
Let me know how they can get in touch with you.

I have a couple that might be able to get near you.

Unit 5302 05-12-2002 09:16 PM

Can always e-mail me at beankell@yahoo.com

tireburner163 05-14-2002 09:27 AM

That's right Kell kick his ***:mad:. I've me 10 bucks on Unit















........oh and can I get 10 on the LS-1 too?;) :p :D

EZRIDN 05-15-2002 02:45 PM

Its taking me a while UNIT because class has been crazy. I haven't forgot about you though.

Eric4Nitrous 05-15-2002 08:49 PM

Can I get in on some of this action too? I'd love to smoke some LS1's.

Eric

silver_pilate 05-17-2002 08:57 PM

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Can I get in on some of this action too? I'd love to smoke some LS1's.

Eric
LMAO!!:D:D I don't really think "smoking" would be the right word for what you would do to them, Eric. More like "back-handed b**ch slapping into total oblivion and disgrace."

--nathan

Aquaman 05-18-2002 09:50 AM

Ezridn make sure it's a F body LS1 because I heard ol' boy Unit is scared of them LS1 vettes?

Oh and Unit my 113 trap speed that Sedanman spoke of in you locked post is not an LS6 but an LS1 with a filter you ignorant fool

silver_pilate 05-18-2002 10:47 AM

Oh boy...it's about to start up again....:(


--nathan

Eric4Nitrous 05-18-2002 11:07 AM

Man, don't come on a Mustang website and start talking sh*t!! Theirs plenty of mustangs here that can b*tch slap your vette!! If you really don't think theirs any here that can do it (your obviously stupid) then i'd be glad to run you at the track...then we can see just how strong the 3rd gear pull is on the LS1's!!! God knows your gonna need all the 3rd gear pull you can get!!!

Mercury 05-18-2002 11:59 AM

Wow Aquaman, nothing like getting a good start off there. Attacking one of the Senior members of the site. Or maybe you dont care because your just a troll. A One Thread Wonder.

Either way, I believe the argument orginally started out with LS-1F-BODY'S then someone had to run and scramble and try to bring in a non pony car to get there weak point across.

Obviously your either ignorant for not looking at the orginal thread and knowing what kind of debate you had just jumped into or your hear just to flame.

Either way, your attitude stinks. Fix it.

Unit 5302 05-18-2002 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Aquaman
Ezridn make sure it's a F body LS1 because I heard ol' boy Unit is scared of them LS1 vettes?

Oh and Unit my 113 trap speed that Sedanman spoke of in you locked post is not an LS6 but an LS1 with a filter you ignorant fool

Hey, it's a punk with a Vette. Must be tryin to compensate. I like to run at tracks with busted speed measuring equipment too. An LS1 Vette wouldn't trap 113 on a Gtech. I don't care if you have a wacky timeslip or not. Why not pick a real superhero? Must be hell having an IQ significantly lower than your trap speed, huh?

Aquaman whimpers, "Sorry girls, my ability to talk with fish is of no use in the area below the belt. That's really as big as it gets. I'm still cool though, right? I mean, I have a Corvette and it goes way faster than any other Corvette in history!!"

silver_pilate 05-18-2002 12:15 PM

Reminded of a Simpson's comic book guy quote:

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But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills; you're from two different wooorlds!
--nathan

tireburner163 05-18-2002 12:16 PM

Great more flames:rolleyes:

Look, Unit's car SHOULD have been beaten by those LS-1's, he admited that. However he DID beat them. Now I'm not saying he beat them because his car makes more hp, but driver's play a key role. I don't belive Unit would lie, after all who would be dumb enough to lie about their 87 GT beating LS-1's, if it didn't really really happen.

Unit 5302 05-18-2002 12:24 PM

True, I have difficulty believing the 87 could outrun an LS1 car vs car. The drivers obviously come into the equation though, and I don't think my 87 is a whole lot slower.

Then again, people like ice blue aquavelva man can drive like nutthin and use broken speed measuring equipment as proof normal LS1's can trap at Z06 speeds. Actually, that's another problem aquavelva man. The clean crisp scent of aquavelva went out a while ago. So you're double screwed in the chick department. Small dick, and you smell bad too.

Mercury 05-18-2002 01:30 PM

I called that physicic lady from Jamacia and she gave me a prediction. That there will be a thread closed on Mustang Works SOON.

Man, I paid 3 dollars for her to tell me that! I feel ripped. I could of made that prediction myself.

Unit 5302 05-18-2002 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mercury
I called that physicic lady from Jamacia and she gave me a prediction. That there will be a thread closed on Mustang Works SOON.

Man, I paid 3 dollars for her to tell me that! I feel ripped. I could of made that prediction myself.

Let me guess, the readin was free, but the long distance cost you the $3? Hehe.

Aquaman 05-18-2002 02:23 PM

Mercury - No I will not do like you and go on another forum talk some really stupid stuff about 16 second C5's and 15.6 second Z06's then run away. I did read the whole post you know the one withthe poetic title of LS1 humpers or some thing like that. And upon re-reading it it still only mentions LS1's while Unit does not say he can beat a vette he never just said F bods he said LS1's. And then doubted the trap speeds quoteing some crap about 103-106 or something. Many LS1's trap 106-109 stock even F bods. As for your other argument about said cars running faster at different track due to conditions my 12.8 vette may well run 13.5 in Vermont or in Houston but here in the midwest it runs 12.8's and I will still beat a mustang that runs high 13's here because there it will be succeptable to the same issues I would be.

Am I saying no mustang will beat me ?? hell no I have a neighbor with a well tuned S/C 99 Cobra that would walk me pretty good as would a number of people here on "YOUR" forum I don't doubt that for an instant. But Unit talking about how easy it is to beat LS1's is like I said Ignorant and doubting a LS1 vette with light mods can trap 113 or better is foolish as well

Unit - why yes your right I do have a very small penis and that is why I have a vette to compensate you nailed it.

Ok back to reality, I have a vette because I like speed and race alot a Viper would have been my first choice but my wife ( the one with gills) siad it was to impractical so I settled on a vettebecause I had mustangs for years nad raced them but was getting beaten so I decided to step up a class and get jump over the F bods and get a vette.

My issue with you is you like to talk big and I'm sure your 87 is a real "FREAK" but doging LS1's is stupid it's a proven performer and most of the mustang owners have respect for them. I still like Mustangs and Sedanmans car is a blast to drive in plus it damn fast to boot. But the continual running of your mouth is obnoxious. Sedanman and others are trying to line people up to race you. Hell I offered to drive to MN to teach you some humility myself but was told that you can only beat F bodies and not Vettes. If you look around You'll see stock F bods are dynoing right around where Stock Vettes and since I have such a small penis or "Unit" I would probably be to busy trying to find it then to be able to succesfully race you.

If there is anybody in the Louisville , Cincy, Dayton, Colombus, Indy, Chicago area that has a daily driver ( no purpose built trailer cars please lets be = here) 5.0 or 4.6 that wants to run I'm always up for it S/C, N20, NA doesnt matter I love to race and You will never see me post a Viper kill (even if I have beaten one) because I know that If I won it was not representative of the cars ability. Take note Unit.

silver_pilate 05-18-2002 03:40 PM

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...but my wife ( the one with gills) ....
Hahaha!! :D Glad to see it worked out.

Quote:

CBG:

"Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you are making me laugh."

I have no stake in this argument. I'm not trying to bash on anyone here....just reveling in some half forgotten memories.


And one of my all time favorites...

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CBG:

"Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit for me: Negative 59 dollars. Oh, please take my 59 dollars! I don't want it, it's yours! Uh-uh-uh. Seeing as how we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point."
I love the comic book guy. :)

Ok...just one more...

Quote:

Bart:

It's valuable, huh?!

CBG:

Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply
can't allow you to waste them here when there are
so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment.
Go, go, for the good of the city!
--nathan

Mercury 05-18-2002 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Aquaman
You will never see me post a Viper kill (even if I have beaten one) because I know that If I won it was not representative of the cars ability. Take note Unit.
Ummmm...How come there are a few people here that seem to forget what a big part of racing is...Drivers Skill.

Racing is NOT JUST ABOUT THE FREAKING CAR...God...Theres quite a bit of Driving skill required/involved.

If you people just want to Compete Car Vs Car, and not Driver vs Driver, then go to the Book Store, Grab Motor Trend, Car & Driver, Road & Track, and Automobile, Go find the Bench you arose from and sit back down on it and comence racing.

I'm sorry, in the real Racing world, lots of its Driver VS Driver, and in reality, alot of people are nowhere near as good as they claim/think.

Mercury 05-18-2002 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Aquaman

Ok back to reality, I have a vette because I like speed and race alot a Viper would have been my first choice but my wife ( the one with gills) siad it was to impractical so I settled on a vettebecause I had mustangs for years nad raced them but was getting beaten so I decided to step up a class and get jump over the F bods and get a vette.

You mean to tell me that there is No Mustang that is offered with a Warranty, or for which a modified on could obtain a warranty, that cant beat a Basic run of the mill Vette???? For Less than a Vette????

The physcology behind that statement indicates that It might of been the cars, Status, and Image that were motivators behind its purchase more than speed....How old are you...No offense to any older members here...but..possibly a Mid Life crisis???


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