Race vs. Integra

StoplightWarrior · 02-27-2002, 03:56 AM

So I'm out cruising around tonight, letting the kaminazo mufflers roar, looking for an asian trophy girlfriend to ride shotgun in the GT. I roll up to a stoplight and there sits this sweet Integra. I ask the backwards capped teen at the wheel if it's a GS-R and he tells me it's an LS! I'm hyped cause a GS-R with mods would be a little too big of a target for my stang, but I think I can hang with an LS...unless he has NOSS. The guy says, "I saw your unpainted metal spoiler. You must be pretty fast..." I told him that before the unpainted metal spoiler, I could get airborn at freeway speeds, so it was really a matter of safety. I ask him, "What you got done to that phat ride?" I hear the words I fear most...."Man, I got intake, exhaust, and....NOSS!!!" I almost peed my pants, but I quickly regain composure and ask if he wants to try his luck vs a stang. He asks what I have done to it, and I lie and say it's pretty much stock with exhaust. LOL, No way I'm telling him about the Tornado Fuel Saver I just installed!! (Don't want to scare him off) So he says, "That all?! Do you know what you're up against, I run 11's all motor, 9's on the NOSS." I told him I knew I'd lose, but I just wanted to try. I can't believe he couldn't hear the Tornado under the hood!
I let the kaminazo's speak for themselves as we both rev it up. Man an LS with exhaust sounds sweet! I was hypnotized by the Greddy magic, and fell asleep at the light. When it went green, he had me by 2 cars. I step on it, and the Tornado goes right to work. I was saving miles per gallon! By the top of third, I was about 5 cars back. He put his hazards on, but somehow I quickly passed him at 90 and he was way back. I guess I just pull too hard up top. Wait, nope, here he comes again, and passes me at 100 and flashes his hazards. The GT had more though, and I passed him again at 110. Then he goes flying by at 120. Man, this was a real battle. Anyway, I lost and to the victor go the spoils. I cruised into the Chevron to get some gas and I saw the LS guy with these 2 gorgeous asian models.
All in all, it was a great race, and the LS guy told me to come over and check out his engine. When I saw it, my jaw dropped. He had NOSS and the Tornado Fuel Saver!! No wonder I lost! Live and learn I guess. Just remember, there's always someone faster, who knows a lot more about racing than you.

Jesus Christ I have way too much time on my hands!!

Hammer · 02-27-2002, 08:37 AM

HAHAHA... Now that's funny...

Wouldn't this be poetic justice?
Hire a REALLY hot asian model to go up to a ricer's car at one of their hang-outs and start looking at the riciest looking thing she can find. Have her wait for the pimply-faced wanna-be owner to bolt up to the car. Then have her look straight into his eyes and seductively say: "That is absolutely the UGLIEST car I've ever seen". Then have her step over and into your stang as you drive off....

mean81GT · 02-27-2002, 09:29 AM

i don't know when to take you seriously stoplightwarrior. i was reading the post, and at first thought it was legit, until the dam tornado fuel managment system. HAHA . seriously though, what do you have done to that car?

StoplightWarrior · 02-27-2002, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mean81GT
i don't know when to take you seriously stoplightwarrior. i was reading the post, and at first thought it was legit, until the dam tornado fuel managment system. HAHA . seriously though, what do you have done to that car?

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gsxkilla · 03-02-2002, 11:10 PM

there is no way a naturally asperated integra with intake exhuast will run 11's and 9's with nos
ryan

cilvrwing · 03-03-2002, 01:23 AM

yea huh its possible...maybe even better...didnt u watch the "fast and the furios"...heheheheh

StoplightWarrior · 03-03-2002, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gsxkilla
there is no way a naturally asperated integra with intake exhuast will run 11's and 9's with nos
ryan

I hope to God you knew I was kidding.

Stang Runner · 03-03-2002, 10:29 AM

Dont say never the new ones are V6 acura's and have like 240-260HP in them and do low 14's stock I bet you could get a Low 12 out of it if you go all out That said I dought that there is many that are that fast tho. But Could be.......

Stang Runner · 03-03-2002, 10:36 AM

I liked the story!!!

gsxkilla · 03-03-2002, 01:45 PM

im not saying they cant run 11's with like 15 grand put in em but when u just have intake and exhaust they arent going to run fast then 14's and three seconds is huge!
ryan

StoplightWarrior · 03-04-2002, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gsxkilla
im not saying they cant run 11's with like 15 grand put in em but when u just have intake and exhaust they arent going to run fast then 14's and three seconds is huge!
ryan

Right, right. But just to verify, you do know that I made the whole story up, don't you? There was no "11" sec integra, and I definitely was not out in my riced out GT.

gsxkilla · 03-04-2002, 10:52 AM

it was a nice story but next time dont let the integ beat ya man!
ryan

84LX89GT · 03-06-2002, 01:29 AM

DaT wUz A pHaT MadDd TyTE WiCkEd SiCc StOrY...YO!!!!!!!
My Civic runs Tens all day all motor on my stock SPOON enjin YO! Wit' naws it runs high 9's. It cuz o da TORNADO AIR MANAGEMENT sticker dat runs 8 feet along da roof yo!

That was an awesome story StoplightWarrior

02-27-2002, 03:56 AM	#1
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	Race vs. Integra So I'm out cruising around tonight, letting the kaminazo mufflers roar, looking for an asian trophy girlfriend to ride shotgun in the GT. I roll up to a stoplight and there sits this sweet Integra. I ask the backwards capped teen at the wheel if it's a GS-R and he tells me it's an LS! I'm hyped cause a GS-R with mods would be a little too big of a target for my stang, but I think I can hang with an LS...unless he has NOSS. The guy says, "I saw your unpainted metal spoiler. You must be pretty fast..." I told him that before the unpainted metal spoiler, I could get airborn at freeway speeds, so it was really a matter of safety. I ask him, "What you got done to that phat ride?" I hear the words I fear most...."Man, I got intake, exhaust, and....NOSS!!!" I almost peed my pants, but I quickly regain composure and ask if he wants to try his luck vs a stang. He asks what I have done to it, and I lie and say it's pretty much stock with exhaust. LOL, No way I'm telling him about the Tornado Fuel Saver I just installed!! (Don't want to scare him off) So he says, "That all?! Do you know what you're up against, I run 11's all motor, 9's on the NOSS." I told him I knew I'd lose, but I just wanted to try. I can't believe he couldn't hear the Tornado under the hood! I let the kaminazo's speak for themselves as we both rev it up. Man an LS with exhaust sounds sweet! I was hypnotized by the Greddy magic, and fell asleep at the light. When it went green, he had me by 2 cars. I step on it, and the Tornado goes right to work. I was saving miles per gallon! By the top of third, I was about 5 cars back. He put his hazards on, but somehow I quickly passed him at 90 and he was way back. I guess I just pull too hard up top. Wait, nope, here he comes again, and passes me at 100 and flashes his hazards. The GT had more though, and I passed him again at 110. Then he goes flying by at 120. Man, this was a real battle. Anyway, I lost and to the victor go the spoils. I cruised into the Chevron to get some gas and I saw the LS guy with these 2 gorgeous asian models. All in all, it was a great race, and the LS guy told me to come over and check out his engine. When I saw it, my jaw dropped. He had NOSS and the Tornado Fuel Saver!! No wonder I lost! Live and learn I guess. Just remember, there's always someone faster, who knows a lot more about racing than you. Jesus Christ I have way too much time on my hands!! __________________ Black 2000 GT Auto V2-SQ, Full Steeda G-trac Suspension, Baer Brakes, Saleen Body Kit, Corbeau CR1s, Chrome Cobra R's, etc, etc... 341rwhp, 338 torque 1994 Cobra #4343 Bolt on's only... Cofounder of Raccoon Racing

02-27-2002, 08:37 AM	#2
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	HAHAHA... Now that's funny... Wouldn't this be poetic justice? Hire a REALLY hot asian model to go up to a ricer's car at one of their hang-outs and start looking at the riciest looking thing she can find. Have her wait for the pimply-faced wanna-be owner to bolt up to the car. Then have her look straight into his eyes and seductively say: "That is absolutely the UGLIEST car I've ever seen". Then have her step over and into your stang as you drive off.... __________________ Uncle Sam "What the hell is up with all the gauges? Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."

02-27-2002, 09:29 AM	#3
mean81GT Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NY Posts: 299	i don't know when to take you seriously stoplightwarrior. i was reading the post, and at first thought it was legit, until the dam tornado fuel managment system. HAHA . seriously though, what do you have done to that car? __________________ I'm a glutton for punishment.

03-02-2002, 11:10 PM	#5
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	there is no way a naturally asperated integra with intake exhuast will run 11's and 9's with nos ryan __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"

03-03-2002, 01:23 AM	#6
cilvrwing Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: houston ,tx , usa Posts: 49	yea huh its possible...maybe even better...didnt u watch the "fast and the furios"...heheheheh __________________ "why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"

03-03-2002, 10:29 AM	#8
Stang Runner Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Walker, MI, USA Posts: 1,202	Dont say never the new ones are V6 acura's and have like 240-260HP in them and do low 14's stock I bet you could get a Low 12 out of it if you go all out That said I dought that there is many that are that fast tho. But Could be....... __________________ Engine: steel mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, GT-40 Intake ported Lower, No power steering, No A/C, Mac cold intake, 65MM TB, 255 Fuel pump, 24's, AFR 165 58cc, Rocker Arms 1.7with the stock Cam, 1 5/8 short headers, offRoad X-pipe Drive Train: 3.55, T-5 with a Pro 5.0 shifter 12.656@107.71MPH See It at www.T-racing.com/mustang.htm Last edited by Stang Runner; 03-03-2002 at 10:38 AM..

03-03-2002, 10:36 AM	#9
Stang Runner Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Walker, MI, USA Posts: 1,202	I liked the story!!! __________________ Engine: steel mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, GT-40 Intake ported Lower, No power steering, No A/C, Mac cold intake, 65MM TB, 255 Fuel pump, 24's, AFR 165 58cc, Rocker Arms 1.7with the stock Cam, 1 5/8 short headers, offRoad X-pipe Drive Train: 3.55, T-5 with a Pro 5.0 shifter 12.656@107.71MPH See It at www.T-racing.com/mustang.htm

03-03-2002, 01:45 PM	#10
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	im not saying they cant run 11's with like 15 grand put in em but when u just have intake and exhaust they arent going to run fast then 14's and three seconds is huge! ryan __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"

03-04-2002, 10:52 AM	#12
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	it was a nice story but next time dont let the integ beat ya man! ryan __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"

03-06-2002, 01:29 AM	#13
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	DaT wUz A pHaT MadDd TyTE WiCkEd SiCc StOrY...YO!!!!!!! My Civic runs Tens all day all motor on my stock SPOON enjin YO! Wit' naws it runs high 9's. It cuz o da TORNADO AIR MANAGEMENT sticker dat runs 8 feet along da roof yo! That was an awesome story StoplightWarrior __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

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