rice everywhere(long)

7up · 07-05-2002, 06:33 PM

I was coming back from Estes Park in a pretty crappy mood, because I was following cars going about 20 the whole way. I finally make it out of the mountains and hit the highway when I see a line of ricers. First is a totally riced out civic with a huge tach, body kit, diareah exhaust and a fire extinguisher. Next is a riced out Eclipse with a racing stripe and all sorts of decals. THen there is a older gsx eclipse that actually looks normal. These guys are driving like idiots and the whiole time. WE get into town and every light they peel out and take off very slowly although they were trying. I catch up to them and see if they want to play. What do you know none of them will run me for even a little bit. The Civic kept revving its engine at me, but it wouldn't run at all, he just revved.

Now a CRX joins the group and starts messing around and they run him.

Well after all of this I notice all their license plates say Wyoming. And then they all pull into PhatnLow, the gay ricer store. They drove an hour and a half atleast to go to PhatnLow. I was laughing my *** off as I drove by them.

Then all the sudden the CRX who wasn't with them comes real fast up behind me and pulls a fly by. Except he only got about a half a car before I caught him and toasted him. He stopped up ahead and I looked over at him and waved, but he wouldn't look at me.

Sorry for the long post, but I jjust feel stupider after witnessing that and had to vent.

Just got my blower pulley, gonna go put it on

StoplightWarrior · 07-06-2002, 11:45 AM

That is the coolest story I have read in a while. Good stuff.

1BAD302 · 07-06-2002, 06:46 PM

I heard those fire extinguishers make the biggest gains in performance next to stickers.

1969Mach1 · 07-07-2002, 10:34 AM

hahaha...... very nice. I love those stories. Atleast they were smart enough not to race but it's always fun to demolish them. They will never learn.

Sam.

1hot5.0 · 07-10-2002, 02:00 AM

The rice burners will never learn, im afraid. I know we all have heard it over and over again, but I'm going to say it anyways... Why would you want to spend the money on a civic, and put all that money into it, when you can buy a mustang, put the same amount of money into it, and be faster anyways? Not to mention, the mustang sounds like a beast, not a high reving lawn mower.

And about that fire extinguisher, what do you guys think? Thats maybe good for 5 horse huh? Maybe in there world it gives them horsepower, or at least they think it does. But lets face it, in our world, they just add weight.

By the way, i agree, it is fun messing with the ricers.... I mess with em daily.

explicitone · 07-10-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1BAD302
I heard those fire extinguishers make the biggest gains in performance next to stickers.

The only thing that could come out of the fire extin. that they all seem to mount on there pilers is if it flys off and knocks some since into them...

stevstum · 07-10-2002, 03:59 PM

Did I read that right a gay ricer bar? I thought all ricers were gay.

Mach351C · 07-10-2002, 04:34 PM

LOL

Gay ricer's HAHAHAHAHA
Maybe they take off the extinguisher and spray it at there compeition? so they cant see? I donno. Im still laphing at there fart can's that make that anoying bee noise. Another thing that gets me is there dual exhaust system's. Have you ever seen them? LOL Not only does it look like crap, but it takes away hp too.

The Deuce · 07-10-2002, 06:06 PM

I personally don't understand why the think that putting the muffler way at the end is cool. I mean, who really wants to see that?

I heard once that they run fire extinguishers in the cars because they are all flamers!

7up · 07-10-2002, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce

I heard once that they run fire extinguishers in the cars because they are all flamers!

Haha, that's a good one. Actually the fire extinguisher does make it faster if you have a passenger who can point the thing backwards and then spray it. It propells the car foward like crazy.

Torinalth · 07-10-2002, 09:48 PM

I agree ricers suck, but today I just got my *** handed to me by a Dodge stealth (which is in essence a mitsubishi 3000GT) they are AWD V6 machines that weigh too much...... so when he revved I laughed and ran him..... dude handed me my ***, by like 6 cars after 2nd...... guy looked stock, sounded stock.... never saw it comming. its the ones that rev at you and look normal that scare me now..... third time a stock "looking" import raped me. maybe it is just the aero kits that slow em down? or the weight of the stickers? but the more flashy the slower, the more stock the scarier.

Torinalth

stanger50 · 07-13-2002, 11:09 PM

but anyway here in SF Cali it is worst! I agree with you Torinalth. The flashier they are the slower they are(most of the tim). The 3000 GT TURBO or the Dodge version TURBO I don't consider rice. They are a handfull to say the least. Way to put em down though!

07-05-2002, 06:33 PM	#1
7up Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Greeley, Colorado Posts: 321	rice everywhere(long) I was coming back from Estes Park in a pretty crappy mood, because I was following cars going about 20 the whole way. I finally make it out of the mountains and hit the highway when I see a line of ricers. First is a totally riced out civic with a huge tach, body kit, diareah exhaust and a fire extinguisher. Next is a riced out Eclipse with a racing stripe and all sorts of decals. THen there is a older gsx eclipse that actually looks normal. These guys are driving like idiots and the whiole time. WE get into town and every light they peel out and take off very slowly although they were trying. I catch up to them and see if they want to play. What do you know none of them will run me for even a little bit. The Civic kept revving its engine at me, but it wouldn't run at all, he just revved. Now a CRX joins the group and starts messing around and they run him. Well after all of this I notice all their license plates say Wyoming. And then they all pull into PhatnLow, the gay ricer store. They drove an hour and a half atleast to go to PhatnLow. I was laughing my *** off as I drove by them. Then all the sudden the CRX who wasn't with them comes real fast up behind me and pulls a fly by. Except he only got about a half a car before I caught him and toasted him. He stopped up ahead and I looked over at him and waved, but he wouldn't look at me. Sorry for the long post, but I jjust feel stupider after witnessing that and had to vent. Just got my blower pulley, gonna go put it on __________________ 91 lx convertible, Vortech a-trim, 2.87 blower pulley. 30lb injectors, 80 mm mass air, 255 fuel pump, flowmaster cat back, bbk long tubes and h pipe 299.3 hp, 355.5 tq(before h-pipe, headers) Ricer Hater's Club-member #16

07-06-2002, 11:45 AM	#2
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	That is the coolest story I have read in a while. Good stuff. __________________ Black 2000 GT Auto V2-SQ, Full Steeda G-trac Suspension, Baer Brakes, Saleen Body Kit, Corbeau CR1s, Chrome Cobra R's, etc, etc... 341rwhp, 338 torque 1994 Cobra #4343 Bolt on's only... Cofounder of Raccoon Racing

07-06-2002, 06:46 PM	#3
1BAD302 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 79	I heard those fire extinguishers make the biggest gains in performance next to stickers. __________________ 95 gts (forest green, 1 of 1002 made) - 2.5" Off road H-pipe; 2.5" Blowmaster catback with 3" tailpipes; K&N air farter; Cobra front bumper Rice Haters club member #29 Stereo - 2/1000watt 12" MTX subs; Kenwood 1000watt amp; Pioneer 4/ 50watt deck

07-07-2002, 10:34 AM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha...... very nice. I love those stories. Atleast they were smart enough not to race but it's always fun to demolish them. They will never learn. Sam. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-10-2002, 03:59 PM	#7
stevstum Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Salem, Or. USA Posts: 233	Did I read that right a gay ricer bar? I thought all ricers were gay. __________________ Steve Stumbaugh 89 LX 5.0 5sp, Removed air silencer Mac High Flow Air Filter Motorcraft 8mm wires Autolite platinum plugs Mac O/R h-pipe Flowmaster American Thunder 3:55 gears Accel Super Coil (42,000) 75 mm Mass Air Meter

07-10-2002, 02:00 AM	#5
1hot5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Arizona Posts: 172	The rice burners will never learn, im afraid. I know we all have heard it over and over again, but I'm going to say it anyways... Why would you want to spend the money on a civic, and put all that money into it, when you can buy a mustang, put the same amount of money into it, and be faster anyways? Not to mention, the mustang sounds like a beast, not a high reving lawn mower. And about that fire extinguisher, what do you guys think? Thats maybe good for 5 horse huh? Maybe in there world it gives them horsepower, or at least they think it does. But lets face it, in our world, they just add weight. By the way, i agree, it is fun messing with the ricers.... I mess with em daily.

07-10-2002, 04:34 PM	#8
Mach351C Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: phoenix, AZ Posts: 60	LOL Gay ricer's HAHAHAHAHA Maybe they take off the extinguisher and spray it at there compeition? so they cant see? I donno. Im still laphing at there fart can's that make that anoying bee noise. Another thing that gets me is there dual exhaust system's. Have you ever seen them? LOL Not only does it look like crap, but it takes away hp too. __________________ 1972 Ford Mustang Mach 1 351 cleveland

07-10-2002, 06:06 PM	#9
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I personally don't understand why the think that putting the muffler way at the end is cool. I mean, who really wants to see that? I heard once that they run fire extinguishers in the cars because they are all flamers! __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

07-10-2002, 09:48 PM	#11
Torinalth Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Chapel Hill, NC - USA Posts: 188	I agree ricers suck, but today I just got my * handed to me by a Dodge stealth (which is in essence a mitsubishi 3000GT) they are AWD V6 machines that weigh too much...... so when he revved I laughed and ran him..... dude handed me my *, by like 6 cars after 2nd...... guy looked stock, sounded stock.... never saw it comming. its the ones that rev at you and look normal that scare me now..... third time a stock "looking" import raped me. maybe it is just the aero kits that slow em down? or the weight of the stickers? but the more flashy the slower, the more stock the scarier. Torinalth __________________ When you finally shut down the car, just sit back and remember the run.... win or lose, you know it was a surge of adreneline

07-13-2002, 11:09 PM	#12
stanger50 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: S.F. CA. Posts: 195	dammnn I haven't posted here in more than a year! but anyway here in SF Cali it is worst! I agree with you Torinalth. The flashier they are the slower they are(most of the tim). The 3000 GT TURBO or the Dodge version TURBO I don't consider rice. They are a handfull to say the least. Way to put em down though! __________________ Use to have a Black 1995GTS Mustang , 1990 LX 5.0 5spd, 1987 GT 5spd.. Currently have a Camaro Z28 6spd LS1 San Francisco Ca. http://www.lswon.htmlplanet.com

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