Rice Rice.. everywhere

Rice Hunter · 07-15-2002, 09:52 AM

Hey guys, this thread has a few points, so please bare with me, or if your attention span is short, not unlike mine, I won't be offended if you don't read this.

#1: I went to Disney World with my girlfriend (I know, I have yet to pop the question and she's getting pissed), and there are ricers EVERYWHERE. Why is it they will drive up and give the slack jawed gock at my girlfriend when they know I'm looking right at them! Darn teenagers! They rev and take off...."No Scott, this is Disney world, no racing" says my girlfriend. Bottom Line: it's a plaque.

#2: The Racers Part: I get back, and jump back into my Cobra for the first time in a week. I'm cruising down 611 bypass. There is a little construction (45mph) and I'm behind someone doing 40. It's fine, I don't mind. This pair of headlights practically rear ended me and stays on my but like flies on crap. The other lane finally opens up and this new style Monte Carlo guns it passed me. What do these cars have in them? I didn't care, I was pissed. I catch up to him and at 60mph he guns it. I gun it as well, I'm in fourth. I'm pull passed him easy until 4000rpm-ish. Then my car really takes off, like a bat outa-hell. I slow down. Wait...and wait, and still waiting.. ah there he is. I'm now doing 80 from the 120 I was doing before. He wouldn't want to run again, would he? He would. He guns it, "maybe I was in the wrong gear, I'll take this mustang this time". I gun it again.... yeah, same result. Bottom Line: He should have recognized the snake on my car.

#3: The Other Racers Part: Basically same eact story, but a little toned down happened to me and an LS1 Z28 going back the other way! I spanked him of course, but the funniest thing was, there was a CRX with a fart can and huge spoiler behind the Z28. Hahaha, wow, at least he tried, right? RIGHT?! Bottom Line: becareful LS1 lovers, not all snakes are "slow" and if you have a CRX, don't mess with the big boys.

Thanks reading guys!

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07-15-2002, 09:52 AM	#1
Rice Hunter Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The special place in your heart Posts: 388	Rice Rice.. everywhere Hey guys, this thread has a few points, so please bare with me, or if your attention span is short, not unlike mine, I won't be offended if you don't read this. #1: I went to Disney World with my girlfriend (I know, I have yet to pop the question and she's getting pissed), and there are ricers EVERYWHERE. Why is it they will drive up and give the slack jawed gock at my girlfriend when they know I'm looking right at them! Darn teenagers! They rev and take off...."No Scott, this is Disney world, no racing" says my girlfriend. Bottom Line: it's a plaque. #2: The Racers Part: I get back, and jump back into my Cobra for the first time in a week. I'm cruising down 611 bypass. There is a little construction (45mph) and I'm behind someone doing 40. It's fine, I don't mind. This pair of headlights practically rear ended me and stays on my but like flies on crap. The other lane finally opens up and this new style Monte Carlo guns it passed me. What do these cars have in them? I didn't care, I was pissed. I catch up to him and at 60mph he guns it. I gun it as well, I'm in fourth. I'm pull passed him easy until 4000rpm-ish. Then my car really takes off, like a bat outa-hell. I slow down. Wait...and wait, and still waiting.. ah there he is. I'm now doing 80 from the 120 I was doing before. He wouldn't want to run again, would he? He would. He guns it, "maybe I was in the wrong gear, I'll take this mustang this time". I gun it again.... yeah, same result. Bottom Line: He should have recognized the snake on my car. #3: The Other Racers Part: Basically same eact story, but a little toned down happened to me and an LS1 Z28 going back the other way! I spanked him of course, but the funniest thing was, there was a CRX with a fart can and huge spoiler behind the Z28. Hahaha, wow, at least he tried, right? RIGHT?! Bottom Line: becareful LS1 lovers, not all snakes are "slow" and if you have a CRX, don't mess with the big boys. Thanks reading guys! __________________ Scott 453.9rwhp 387trq Lots of fun Convertible Penn State University Temple University School of Medicine (start August 27th )