Riced out Civic goes down to a girl (long)

tireburner163 · 02-11-2001, 12:08 PM

Last night I was riding with my new sister-in-law in my brothers stang(96 GT with 99 heads and a S-trim and many other go fast goodies). We stop a re light and the Honda Civic VETC with 18 inch rims a big shoping cart wing and stickers all over it. He lets out what you could call a rev. So I'm wishing my bro was here so this punk could be taught a lesson. Cause I know my sister-in-law is never going to do any thing. The light goes green and the Civic lays in it. Then to my amazment I here the stang tack up and feel the clutch pop. I'm grabing for the OH SH*T handle as we come through the intersection sideways. She power shifts second and strightens it out. She flys past the Civi and smoke buy about 5 or 6 car lenghts. I wish that my brother had told me that every car his wife has ever owned has been a stang(a 83 GT, a 86 GT, and a 82 LX 5.0). The moral never judge a book by its cover and Ricers suck

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1990 Dodge Dynasty with 175,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang.
The "Guetto Glider"

Moxie · 02-11-2001, 01:58 PM

shopping cart wing...LOL

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Moxie Racing

teal93LX · 02-11-2001, 02:38 PM

Never underestimmate the ladies, i've ran into a few that could drive thier a$$ off..lol
and yes rice does suck...he he he

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stock aod (only mod is the .38 with hollows on the passenger seat for the jackers) waiting for relatives to die for money for mods...

lx mike · 02-11-2001, 08:04 PM

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I'm grabing for the OH SH*T handle as we come through the intersection sideways.

LOL!!! Is she a member here?

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Rev · 02-11-2001, 08:09 PM

Sounds like we might all learn a little from this youg lady.

Rev

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Tom351 · 02-12-2001, 10:07 AM

This is my theory on why all ricers think they can beat Mustangs:

They have a car that is so slow that they can floor it anytime without causing a big scene by smoking tires or going sideways. They don't worry about cops because the cops can't tell if they are trying to race.
So they go around flooring it everywhere and assume that everyone else has it floored too.
So with this mentality, everyone is always racing them, and if they ever pass a Mustang, in their mind they won a race.

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67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint
351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Comp. Cam, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars.

My 351W Fastback

95mustanggt · 02-12-2001, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom351:
This is my theory on why all ricers think they can beat Mustangs:

They have a car that is so slow that they can floor it anytime without causing a big scene by smoking tires or going sideways. They don't worry about cops because the cops can't tell if they are trying to race.
So they go around flooring it everywhere and assume that everyone else has it floored too.
So with this mentality, everyone is always racing them, and if they ever pass a Mustang, in their mind they won a race.

LOL, I like your theory.

Remember the reason they put all the stickers and wings is so that the car looks fast. Then when they see there buddy drive by slow, it looks fast. Then they sit around and talk about how fast they are.

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White 1995 Mustang GT
Dynomax Cat-Back, Offroad H-pipe, K&N Filters w/o Air Silencer
My 1995 Mustang GT

fastang · 02-12-2001, 01:42 PM

This chic sounds AWESOME. Too bad she's taken

On second thought, I dont know if I would want my girl to have a faster car than me

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95GT B303 cam, 1.7 rockers, 65mm TB, 73mm MAF, milled heads, 355's K&N, off road pipes, pulleys, msd coil, 9mm wires, Tremec 3550, Pro5.0 shifter,10.5 Motorsport clutch, weld in subframe connectors

EZRIDN · 02-12-2001, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom351:
This is my theory on why all ricers think they can beat Mustangs:

They have a car that is so slow that they can floor it anytime without causing a big scene by smoking tires or going sideways. They don't worry about cops because the cops can't tell if they are trying to race.
So they go around flooring it everywhere and assume that everyone else has it floored too.
So with this mentality, everyone is always racing them, and if they ever pass a Mustang, in their mind they won a race.

LOL..that is soooo funny!

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'86 GT.
Gears & Flows

SMOKE · 02-12-2001, 05:43 PM

Sweet .... gotta love that kind surprise.

Ha, Ha!!!

Funniest story I've heard in a while. I hope my wife is the same when I buy her - her first mustang.

02-11-2001, 12:08 PM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Riced out Civic goes down to a girl (long) Last night I was riding with my new sister-in-law in my brothers stang(96 GT with 99 heads and a S-trim and many other go fast goodies). We stop a re light and the Honda Civic VETC with 18 inch rims a big shoping cart wing and stickers all over it. He lets out what you could call a rev. So I'm wishing my bro was here so this punk could be taught a lesson. Cause I know my sister-in-law is never going to do any thing. The light goes green and the Civic lays in it. Then to my amazment I here the stang tack up and feel the clutch pop. I'm grabing for the OH SH*T handle as we come through the intersection sideways. She power shifts second and strightens it out. She flys past the Civi and smoke buy about 5 or 6 car lenghts. I wish that my brother had told me that every car his wife has ever owned has been a stang(a 83 GT, a 86 GT, and a 82 LX 5.0). The moral never judge a book by its cover and Ricers suck ------------------ 1990 Dodge Dynasty with 175,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang. The "Guetto Glider"

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Moxie Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Plymouth, MI Posts: 254	shopping cart wing...LOL ------------------ Moxie Racing

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Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Sounds like we might all learn a little from this youg lady. Rev ------------------ '66 Coupe, 306, 300 HP, C-4, 13.97 e.t., 100.3 mph 1/4 mi.

02-12-2001, 10:07 AM	#6
Tom351 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta,GA,USA Posts: 278	This is my theory on why all ricers think they can beat Mustangs: They have a car that is so slow that they can floor it anytime without causing a big scene by smoking tires or going sideways. They don't worry about cops because the cops can't tell if they are trying to race. So they go around flooring it everywhere and assume that everyone else has it floored too. So with this mentality, everyone is always racing them, and if they ever pass a Mustang, in their mind they won a race. ------------------ 67 Fastback - Arctic White Pearl paint 351W ,Trick Flow Aluminum Heads, Edelbrock TorkerII, Comp. Cam, Performance Automatic C-4 Trans, 3.55 gears, Front Disc Brakes, 1-1/8" Fr. 3/4" rear sway bars. My 351W Fastback

02-12-2001, 01:42 PM	#8
fastang Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: santa ana ca Posts: 1,349	This chic sounds AWESOME. Too bad she's taken On second thought, I dont know if I would want my girl to have a faster car than me ------------------ 95GT B303 cam, 1.7 rockers, 65mm TB, 73mm MAF, milled heads, 355's K&N, off road pipes, pulleys, msd coil, 9mm wires, Tremec 3550, Pro5.0 shifter,10.5 Motorsport clutch, weld in subframe connectors

02-12-2001, 05:43 PM	#10
SMOKE Old School ROUSH Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Stockbridge, GA Posts: 531	Sweet .... gotta love that kind surprise. Ha, Ha!!! Funniest story I've heard in a while. I hope my wife is the same when I buy her - her first mustang.