My car was Temporarily Borrowwed Saturday night.

Mercury · 02-18-2002, 01:43 PM

Okay, alittle back ground first. I drink alot of fluids. Constantly. I'll take at least 3 Bottles of Brisk Ice Tea out to the parking lot every night. And I'm always having to go pee like every 5 minutes. We go behind a big furniture store thats park of the Plaza at our parking lot. The time we go out there Saturday nights, its deserted and the only real place to go pee.

Well, Saturday it was cold as hell out and I held it as long as I could (For obvious reasons.). I told the guys I'd be back in a minute, cranked my car up and drove down to the furniture store. I left it running so it could get some heat going, I needed everylittle bit of warmth that i could get.

I ran out of my car and went to relieve myself. There I am, you know...And I hear my crowd laughing. I figure something is up, so I begin to take a few steps back to see what there laughing at (There a good distance away from where I was.) I didnt want to step into the lights and be Exposed, so I didnt walk back any further.

Next thing I know I hear a car door slam. I raise and eye brow and walk back some more. Into the light...Umm..yeah.. Then I see my car drive off. I'm like "What the Hell........." I went to run and ended up urinating on my shoe. I watch my car drive off and go up to the gang and park.

I walked the distance back. Winds chilled me pretty good. I wasnt mad, I wasnt feeling up to being mad.

Well Tim C offered to pay 5 dollars to the person who ran down to my car and drove off with it before I got down relieving myself. Sam (The Sandman) jumped to the plate and ran off after my car. Actually I got to hear how it sounds driving away. I thought "Man, that sounds really good."

Thats okay, I'll get them back..hehehe. Revenge can be fun. All in good fun of course.

mustangdani55 · 02-18-2002, 01:57 PM

Mike told that story in a earlier thread..Now I know what your reaction was...

Man I'da been FREAKIN OUT!!!!!!

I love to prank people
I did that to a kid that worked for me once, he left his keys in the car and left with some buds..When he came back the store was locked up and his car was in the parking lot across the street. I had his keys with me. He called me at home and I took his keys to him and I asked him if he learned a lesson. He said Hell yes, not to trust you anymore!!!

He was of course just kidding. But he never left his keys in the car after that.

mike_navigator · 02-18-2002, 01:57 PM

What type of revenge i want to be on top of things saturday. Are you going to go to the track saturday at noon.

Fox Body · 02-18-2002, 02:07 PM

that's scarry...

I don't leave my car running unless I can see it and it has to be only a few skips away.... I couldn't imagine someone running off with my car while I was peeing. I'd rather pee in my pants....

It was a good joke though

Mustangbelle306 · 02-18-2002, 02:50 PM

You peed on your shoe? Ewwwwww

tireburner163 · 02-18-2002, 03:01 PM

get a peice of metal(like a coat hanger). Wrap it around someones drive shaft and cut it so that there is just enough sticking out to slap the underside of their car. It'll drive em nuts.

Hell if you lazy just pour a quart of trans fluid under their car and watch them freak out

Coupe Devil · 02-18-2002, 03:34 PM

Merc: you never cease to amaze me. And Josh's idea of the coat hanger is great. They'll think it's about to fall out. Works real well at pissin someone off.

Brad

302 LX Eric · 02-18-2002, 04:08 PM

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You peed on your shoe? Ewwwwww

Yeah, man, that's sick.

Well, at least you didn't get any on the car!

E

6T9PONY · 02-18-2002, 05:12 PM

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You peed on your shoe? Ewwwwww

That is nasty.

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just pour a quart of trans fluid under their car and watch them freak out

Now THAT'S an idea! I started cracking up when I thought about the reaction that could draw out of a few of my friends. I might have to go pic up a few quarts of ATF today.

lx mike · 02-18-2002, 05:32 PM

The group i hang out with we all meet in a plaza behind a mac donalds, and we all wait till this one guy goes there and "move" his car around the lot a little bit, can't go too far since the steering is locked but once it was aimed just right and we rolled it over the the bank.

The Sandman · 02-19-2002, 02:20 AM

Man we all got a GREAT laugh out of that; it had to have been one of the best Saturday's in a long while, despite the weather.
Heads up man, next time I'll do more than park it

I'll put my 'bird to rest and go PiMp Da GeeTee

Mercury · 02-19-2002, 02:21 AM

Well, I like the idea of the tranny fluid, but Sam (The Sandman) lurks here and just joined, so he'll know whats up. So will Tim C and the rest of the gang...Cant do that one...That would of been great though..heheheeh.

The Sandman · 02-19-2002, 02:22 AM

I'll be watching you Mercury

RAGE_5.0 · 02-19-2002, 07:29 AM

Hey merc do you want me to add him to the hitlist???

Merc you know i ahve your back

JAMES

The Sandman · 02-19-2002, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAGE_5.0
Hey merc do you want me to add him to the hitlist???
Merc you know i ahve your back

JAMES

Hey I wouldn't appreciate that much

mike_navigator · 02-19-2002, 08:25 PM

Sam you had to join? lol j/k So Damien i will have an eye on you trying to plot something.

92RS350 · 02-19-2002, 08:43 PM

what is I hear of you trying to pull a prank on us merc. looks like I have to watch your everymove until I see what happens dont worry though if you get me I will get you back btw did you see ivan try to mess with me the whole way home saturday night

joe4speed · 02-20-2002, 12:48 AM

LOL too funny, I've done that before! (taken someones car, not peed on my shoe!

) Just parked it arounds the corner and filled them in when they started to get nervous!

02-18-2002, 01:43 PM	#1
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	My car was Temporarily Borrowwed Saturday night. Okay, alittle back ground first. I drink alot of fluids. Constantly. I'll take at least 3 Bottles of Brisk Ice Tea out to the parking lot every night. And I'm always having to go pee like every 5 minutes. We go behind a big furniture store thats park of the Plaza at our parking lot. The time we go out there Saturday nights, its deserted and the only real place to go pee. Well, Saturday it was cold as hell out and I held it as long as I could (For obvious reasons.). I told the guys I'd be back in a minute, cranked my car up and drove down to the furniture store. I left it running so it could get some heat going, I needed everylittle bit of warmth that i could get. I ran out of my car and went to relieve myself. There I am, you know...And I hear my crowd laughing. I figure something is up, so I begin to take a few steps back to see what there laughing at (There a good distance away from where I was.) I didnt want to step into the lights and be Exposed, so I didnt walk back any further. Next thing I know I hear a car door slam. I raise and eye brow and walk back some more. Into the light...Umm..yeah.. Then I see my car drive off. I'm like "What the Hell........." I went to run and ended up urinating on my shoe. I watch my car drive off and go up to the gang and park. I walked the distance back. Winds chilled me pretty good. I wasnt mad, I wasnt feeling up to being mad. Well Tim C offered to pay 5 dollars to the person who ran down to my car and drove off with it before I got down relieving myself. Sam (The Sandman) jumped to the plate and ran off after my car. Actually I got to hear how it sounds driving away. I thought "Man, that sounds really good." Thats okay, I'll get them back..hehehe. Revenge can be fun. All in good fun of course. Last edited by Mercury; 02-19-2002 at 02:20 AM..

02-18-2002, 01:57 PM	#2
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	Mike told that story in a earlier thread..Now I know what your reaction was... Man I'da been FREAKIN OUT!!!!!! I love to prank people I did that to a kid that worked for me once, he left his keys in the car and left with some buds..When he came back the store was locked up and his car was in the parking lot across the street. I had his keys with me. He called me at home and I took his keys to him and I asked him if he learned a lesson. He said Hell yes, not to trust you anymore!!! He was of course just kidding. But he never left his keys in the car after that. __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

02-18-2002, 01:57 PM	#3
mike_navigator Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: fayetteville nc Posts: 188	Revenge What type of revenge i want to be on top of things saturday. Are you going to go to the track saturday at noon. __________________ 93 COBRA vehicle# 689 of 4993 MODS K&N, two chamber flows. admin of www.v8tec.com

02-18-2002, 02:07 PM	#4
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	that's scarry... I don't leave my car running unless I can see it and it has to be only a few skips away.... I couldn't imagine someone running off with my car while I was peeing. I'd rather pee in my pants.... It was a good joke though __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

02-18-2002, 03:01 PM	#6
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	get a peice of metal(like a coat hanger). Wrap it around someones drive shaft and cut it so that there is just enough sticking out to slap the underside of their car. It'll drive em nuts. Hell if you lazy just pour a quart of trans fluid under their car and watch them freak out __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

02-18-2002, 02:50 PM	#5
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	You peed on your shoe? Ewwwwww

02-18-2002, 03:34 PM	#7
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Merc: you never cease to amaze me. And Josh's idea of the coat hanger is great. They'll think it's about to fall out. Works real well at pissin someone off. Brad __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

02-18-2002, 05:32 PM	#10
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	The group i hang out with we all meet in a plaza behind a mac donalds, and we all wait till this one guy goes there and "move" his car around the lot a little bit, can't go too far since the steering is locked but once it was aimed just right and we rolled it over the the bank. __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

02-19-2002, 02:20 AM	#11
The Sandman Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fay NC Posts: 179	Man we all got a GREAT laugh out of that; it had to have been one of the best Saturday's in a long while, despite the weather. Heads up man, next time I'll do more than park it I'll put my 'bird to rest and go PiMp Da GeeTee __________________ « Red Firebird » [ A4 ][ W68 ] [ Interior Painted Red/Black ][ Wings West Spoiler (Black) ][ Firebat Decals ] [ (^ How-to For ^) ][ Zaino'ed x 17 ] [ Mobil 1 ][ Flowmaster 80 ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - LS1.com Moderator FirebirdV6.com Moderator North Bay Mustang Moderator

02-19-2002, 02:21 AM	#12
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Well, I like the idea of the tranny fluid, but Sam (The Sandman) lurks here and just joined, so he'll know whats up. So will Tim C and the rest of the gang...Cant do that one...That would of been great though..heheheeh.

02-19-2002, 02:22 AM	#13
The Sandman Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fay NC Posts: 179	I'll be watching you Mercury __________________ « Red Firebird » [ A4 ][ W68 ] [ Interior Painted Red/Black ][ Wings West Spoiler (Black) ][ Firebat Decals ] [ (^ How-to For ^) ][ Zaino'ed x 17 ] [ Mobil 1 ][ Flowmaster 80 ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - LS1.com Moderator FirebirdV6.com Moderator North Bay Mustang Moderator

02-19-2002, 07:29 AM	#14
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	Hey merc do you want me to add him to the hitlist??? Merc you know i ahve your back JAMES __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

02-19-2002, 08:25 PM	#16
mike_navigator Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: fayetteville nc Posts: 188	Noooooooo Sam you had to join? lol j/k So Damien i will have an eye on you trying to plot something. __________________ 93 COBRA vehicle# 689 of 4993 MODS K&N, two chamber flows. admin of www.v8tec.com

02-19-2002, 08:43 PM	#17
92RS350 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Fayetteville NC US Posts: 15	what is I hear of you trying to pull a prank on us merc. looks like I have to watch your everymove until I see what happens dont worry though if you get me I will get you back btw did you see ivan try to mess with me the whole way home saturday night __________________ 92 Camaro RS Ram Jet 350 350HP 400FT/LB tq 01 Ford Ranger Edge 4x4 The Backup truck Charter member & Moderator at www.v8tec.com

02-20-2002, 12:48 AM	#18
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOL too funny, I've done that before! (taken someones car, not peed on my shoe! ) Just parked it arounds the corner and filled them in when they started to get nervous! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

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