Should I have thrown the Soda out...

RED92LX50 · 07-27-2002, 10:41 PM

So my wife wants a MCD Happy meal, and I say OK, I will take the Stang (with the top down) since it is now below 95 degrees! I get the Happy Meal, and have them put the small soda in one of those flimsy 4-slot holders, and put it on the floor on the passenger side. As I leave the MCD's, I hit a light, and wouldn't you know - a Coffee-Canned Civic with a 3-foot wing pulls right beside me...and revs (OK, Farts...). Sitting at the red light I pondered throwing the soda out of the car, and then eating some rice, but my wife would ask "Where is my Orange Drink Dear?"...tough to explain that one... By now, the light changes and all I can do is listen as the resonating Folders can passes me... I felt soooo bad! What would you have done???? Now the idiot thinks I was afraid to run...scared off by his Big Wing no doubt!

PKRWUD · 07-27-2002, 10:52 PM

You could've always gotten her another orange drink. In fact, you could've splurged and gotten her a medium orange drink. Would've been worth it, IMO.

Oh well. Maybe next time. If nothing else, you've given some rice roach a false sense of security. That should help him make an even bigger idiot out of himself next time!

Take care,
~Chris

7up · 07-27-2002, 11:10 PM

You may have been able to take off just a little quicker than normal and still beat him.

But then he would have thought you were really racing and he almost beat you. Tough call. Or you could hang on to the pop with your right hand and just run him up to the end of first and then let off. Next time you should make your wife go along so she can hold the drink and you won't have to worry about it at all.

StoplightWarrior · 07-28-2002, 01:02 PM

You made the right call...who knows if you even could have taken that guy. Civics are f'n fast, man...

LMAO

I would've chucked the soda, smoked the ricer, gone back to mickie Ds to get another soda, as well as a victory Mr. Pibb for my mighty ***.

RED92LX50 · 07-28-2002, 08:33 PM

Yeah, next time I will go ahead and run... I have a Shop-Vac at home that should clean up the mess!

I was thinking, if I HAD thrown out the drink, the ricer would have thought I was trying to reduce weight in order to have a chance

84LX89GT · 07-29-2002, 12:21 AM

That is a dillema RED92LX50,
Unfortunately now that ricer has a mustang "kill" story to tell all his friends

I've had to miss a few rice eating opportunities myself, but there'll ALWAYS be more rice flying around. Just kill that clown the next time you see him farting around the roads.

PKRWUD · 07-29-2002, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by 84LX89GT
Just kill that clown the next time you see him farting around the roads.

PLEASE!. Then come here and take a few out. Hell, if you get good at it, you'd be in high demand from coast to coast! Could be looking at an entirely new profession! Of course, you'd be on the road at least 8 months out of the year, and then who would get your wife her orange drink???

No, I couldn't do that to you and your family. Nevermind, I'll take care of the ricers around here myself.

Take care,
~Chris

84LX89GT · 07-29-2002, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD

PLEASE!. Then come here and take a few out. Hell, if you get good at it, you'd be in high demand from coast to coast! Could be looking at an entirely new profession! Of course, you'd be on the road at least 8 months out of the year, and then who would get your wife her orange drink???

Damn Chris, that isn't what I meant

.....although now that you mention it, it doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. A hit man for ricers....i like it

PKRWUD · 07-30-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 84LX89GT

Damn Chris, that isn't what I meant .....although now that you mention it, it doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. A hit man for ricers....i like it

I think it sounds like an EXCELLENT idea! Keep it in mind!

Take care,
~Chris

geno5.0 · 07-30-2002, 08:12 AM

I would have asked him if he wanted the stickers that came in the happy meal.(they add 5 hp per sticker ya know)

07-27-2002, 10:41 PM	#1
RED92LX50 Registered Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Fairfax, VA Posts: 220	Should I have thrown the Soda out... So my wife wants a MCD Happy meal, and I say OK, I will take the Stang (with the top down) since it is now below 95 degrees! I get the Happy Meal, and have them put the small soda in one of those flimsy 4-slot holders, and put it on the floor on the passenger side. As I leave the MCD's, I hit a light, and wouldn't you know - a Coffee-Canned Civic with a 3-foot wing pulls right beside me...and revs (OK, Farts...). Sitting at the red light I pondered throwing the soda out of the car, and then eating some rice, but my wife would ask "Where is my Orange Drink Dear?"...tough to explain that one... By now, the light changes and all I can do is listen as the resonating Folders can passes me... I felt soooo bad! What would you have done???? Now the idiot thinks I was afraid to run...scared off by his Big Wing no doubt! __________________ 1992 LX 5.0 Convertible Red/Blk Gears, Exhaust, bolt-ons... R.H.C. #51

07-27-2002, 10:52 PM	#2
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	You could've always gotten her another orange drink. In fact, you could've splurged and gotten her a medium orange drink. Would've been worth it, IMO. Oh well. Maybe next time. If nothing else, you've given some rice roach a false sense of security. That should help him make an even bigger idiot out of himself next time! Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

07-27-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
7up Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Greeley, Colorado Posts: 321	You may have been able to take off just a little quicker than normal and still beat him. But then he would have thought you were really racing and he almost beat you. Tough call. Or you could hang on to the pop with your right hand and just run him up to the end of first and then let off. Next time you should make your wife go along so she can hold the drink and you won't have to worry about it at all. __________________ 91 lx convertible, Vortech a-trim, 2.87 blower pulley. 30lb injectors, 80 mm mass air, 255 fuel pump, flowmaster cat back, bbk long tubes and h pipe 299.3 hp, 355.5 tq(before h-pipe, headers) Ricer Hater's Club-member #16

07-28-2002, 01:02 PM	#4
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	You made the right call...who knows if you even could have taken that guy. Civics are f'n fast, man... LMAO I would've chucked the soda, smoked the ricer, gone back to mickie Ds to get another soda, as well as a victory Mr. Pibb for my mighty ***. __________________ Black 2000 GT Auto V2-SQ, Full Steeda G-trac Suspension, Baer Brakes, Saleen Body Kit, Corbeau CR1s, Chrome Cobra R's, etc, etc... 341rwhp, 338 torque 1994 Cobra #4343 Bolt on's only... Cofounder of Raccoon Racing

07-28-2002, 08:33 PM	#5
RED92LX50 Registered Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Fairfax, VA Posts: 220	Yeah, next time I will go ahead and run... I have a Shop-Vac at home that should clean up the mess! I was thinking, if I HAD thrown out the drink, the ricer would have thought I was trying to reduce weight in order to have a chance __________________ 1992 LX 5.0 Convertible Red/Blk Gears, Exhaust, bolt-ons... R.H.C. #51

07-29-2002, 12:21 AM	#6
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	That is a dillema RED92LX50, Unfortunately now that ricer has a mustang "kill" story to tell all his friends I've had to miss a few rice eating opportunities myself, but there'll ALWAYS be more rice flying around. Just kill that clown the next time you see him farting around the roads. __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

07-30-2002, 08:12 AM	#10
geno5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Omaha Posts: 124	LOL I would have asked him if he wanted the stickers that came in the happy meal.(they add 5 hp per sticker ya know) __________________ Mods:Svo Alu Y Heads,1.72roller rockers,Cam,Cobra Upper&lower,bbkEqu hedders,Offroad H,FlowmasterMuffs,BBk70mm Tb,and73mmMAF,UnderDrive Pulleys,24lb Svo Inj,Kirban AFPR,190lph Walbro,Griffin Alu Rad,Crane Coil,Batt Relocated to trunk,K/Ncone,smog pump removed,Built Aod,DSSL,3.73gears,Alu flywheel,2800stall,NOS 5115 100shot, Iknow I forgot something Best on motor13.66@102.55 2.14 60' Best on spray13.20@108.98(2.69 60') I Bet mid to low 12 if I can Hook! All runs on street tires

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