Turbo Fried Rice......LOL

JaxTheDJ · 02-17-2003, 05:32 PM

We had a fairly big race at the track this weekend,My HB ran well first time out with the new 331,1.62 60's,7.34 going easy on it,but thats not the story......Loudmouth Ricer guy is sitting down about 4 pits away just running his mouth about how Fords suck,etc....the usual and his little Honda buddies convince him he's a real badass,I watch him run a Toyota and they were BOTH slow as hell,lots of stickers,wings,the works,The Honda wins with a 10.7 in the 1/8th....keep in mind he hasnt been there long enough to see my stang run....so here he comes with the "wanna run that peice of crap Ford" talk,I am truly amazed at this point but silent.....I move the Stang,back the trailer up and unhook the Powerstoke. He asks me what I am doing and I tell him " that little tunabox you drive isnt worth me even firing the Stang up" and tell him to head for the staging lanes.....I pull up in the Powersroke,all 12,500 lbs of it and we stage up and go,I ran a 10.2 on him,beat his ***** by a truck length and pull back in my spot.His buddies were giving him MAJOR crap about getting smoked by a truck and a Diesel at that.I didnt have the heart to tell him it was a Diablo Diesel,it was way too much fun watching him slow burn....... Some guys just dont get it.

The Deuce · 02-18-2003, 03:56 AM

That was a good laugh.

Thanks, I needed it.

mustanggt_50 · 02-18-2003, 01:24 PM

LMAO, thats great, good for a laugh!!

typeR · 02-18-2003, 02:17 PM

the whole thing i s ajoke right?....the guy must a thought it was a 1/4 mile track to be talking trash running 10's....i took 10$ off a similar group of dumb punks...had a honda S2000 i asked what he thought it'd run? he said no idea, first time with that car....i said " well ill tell you what dump the clutch at 6K and if you dont go up in smoke you might manage a 9.5 (1/8th mile ) his friend all laughed ...saying this car is way faster than that...i said i got 20$...they start looking at eachother...who has money...they say howabout 10$...i laugh...i say ok...three runs later 9.8 and they hand me 10 ones.....dumb asses

EZRIDN · 02-18-2003, 05:11 PM

Gotta love it. That was worth the time to read it.

Ackbar00 · 02-20-2003, 12:09 PM

Why cant I have a story like that? Would have loved to run a guy like that in the SHO. 4 doors of fury!

02-17-2003, 05:32 PM	#1
JaxTheDJ Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Jacksonville,Fla. Posts: 134	Turbo Fried Rice......LOL We had a fairly big race at the track this weekend,My HB ran well first time out with the new 331,1.62 60's,7.34 going easy on it,but thats not the story......Loudmouth Ricer guy is sitting down about 4 pits away just running his mouth about how Fords suck,etc....the usual and his little Honda buddies convince him he's a real badass,I watch him run a Toyota and they were BOTH slow as hell,lots of stickers,wings,the works,The Honda wins with a 10.7 in the 1/8th....keep in mind he hasnt been there long enough to see my stang run....so here he comes with the "wanna run that peice of crap Ford" talk,I am truly amazed at this point but silent.....I move the Stang,back the trailer up and unhook the Powerstoke. He asks me what I am doing and I tell him " that little tunabox you drive isnt worth me even firing the Stang up" and tell him to head for the staging lanes.....I pull up in the Powersroke,all 12,500 lbs of it and we stage up and go,I ran a 10.2 on him,beat his *** by a truck length and pull back in my spot.His buddies were giving him MAJOR crap about getting smoked by a truck and a Diesel at that.I didnt have the heart to tell him it was a Diablo Diesel,it was way too much fun watching him slow burn....... Some guys just dont get it. __________________ Jack 1989 Mustang LX: Converted to Carb.650 AED Holley DP,Weiand Stealth Intake,Edelbrock Performer RPM Aluminum Heads,Hooker Super Comps, Ground Pounder Uppers and Lowers,Moroso Drag Springs,NEW COMP Xtreme Energy Cam and 1.6 RR. ,a few other goodies.* New 1/4 times-12.50 1987 SC GT ( fast as hell) 2001 Powerstroke Tow Vehicle 1989 Coupe. Sometimes when you cry,no one sees your tears.......... Sometimes when you are happy,no one sees your smile......... But,FART just ONE time..........

02-18-2003, 03:56 AM	#2
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That was a good laugh. Thanks, I needed it. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

02-18-2003, 01:24 PM	#3
mustanggt_50 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 91	LMAO, thats great, good for a laugh!! __________________ 87 GT T-roof (needs paint) lol, rebuilt motor and trans, AOD - stage 2 shift kit, 3.73 gears - auburn posi, Dynomax Super Turbo Cat Back, FRPP 155lph fuel pump, K&N filter - air silencer removed, subframe connectors, strut tower brace. 88 GT T-roof 1989 LX Coupe 5.0 - 5spd Rice Haters Club member#105

02-18-2003, 02:17 PM	#4
typeR Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 111	the whole thing i s ajoke right?....the guy must a thought it was a 1/4 mile track to be talking trash running 10's....i took 10$ off a similar group of dumb punks...had a honda S2000 i asked what he thought it'd run? he said no idea, first time with that car....i said " well ill tell you what dump the clutch at 6K and if you dont go up in smoke you might manage a 9.5 (1/8th mile ) his friend all laughed ...saying this car is way faster than that...i said i got 20$...they start looking at eachother...who has money...they say howabout 10$...i laugh...i say ok...three runs later 9.8 and they hand me 10 ones.....dumb asses __________________ '01 acura CL-S 260/232 (stock) 2500$ 3.5L short block 299$ cai 10 whp 299$ lowered 1.0/1.25 999$ headers 30 whp look on there face...pricless PB 1/4 13.794@101.54

02-18-2003, 05:11 PM	#5
EZRIDN Registered Member Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 504	Gotta love it. That was worth the time to read it. __________________ '86 GT..5 spd....14.0 @ 98 SOLD '87 GT..5 spd...Stock...14.4 @ 97 SOLD '90 GT Conv. A4 Cream Puff...14.6 @ 94 SOLD '99 Z28..A4..Stock stall, no tuning, all motor, full weight 11.92 @ 117.95 SOLD '03 Centennal Edition GT 5 spd. 1 of 620 5 spd coupes made. http://bradbarnett.net/mustangs/timeline/99-04/03/100th.htm Stock..... 2.02 8.9 13.89 @ 99.03 http://bradbarnett.net/mustangs/timeline/99-04/03/100th.htm

02-20-2003, 12:09 PM	#6
Ackbar00 Rebel Fleet Commander Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Huber Heights, OH Posts: 1,003	Why cant I have a story like that? Would have loved to run a guy like that in the SHO. 4 doors of fury! __________________ 1993 Mustang GT, PTK w/ T-64 - My Cardomain Webpage 11.25@123.5 on only 8 psi. 10.84@121 on only 1 headgasket "The Truth is, Your the Weak, and I am the Tyranny of Evil Men!"

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