Reality check...

Hammer · 06-24-2001, 11:16 PM

Well, I was on my way back from Wendy's with a MUCH needed Frosty waiting to be devoured...

Up ahead I heard the annoying buzzing noise of import mega-exhausts as I saw some imports leaving the movie theatre and making a right onto the street I was on....
(I would bet a week's pay they just came out of the Slow and the Stickered...)

I wasn't thinking much else other than my double with cheese until I saw something ahead of me as we all waited for the green at the next intersection. Some Asian kid flipped off some folks in a minivan because he didn't want to turn right yet, the kid in the other import behind the minivan wanted to line up with the first guy and go at the light. Well the light went green and off went the imports, the fastest being a black one, I would guess it was about a mid-14s car. (Which is "hella-mega-dope-fast" to a ricer...)

To be honest, I couldn't tell what the heck the car was as all of the emblems had been taken off the car. But one thing I did know, the kid who flipped off that family was in that car...

I hit the accelerator as God granted me my wish... a red light...

It was a 3 lane intersection. I came up in the far left lane as an Acura had the middle lane and the "Black Wonder" had the right.

None of them were paying attention to me as they were taunting and yelling at each other.
I could hear their loud, crappy music as I scanned for any obvious cops at the intersection.

I nailed it when the light went green and scared the hell out of the Acura next to me.
I swear he slammed on the brakes just as he launched.... I don't think he had any idea what was next to him the whole time...

The "Black Wonder" was WAYYY in my rear view by 60, so I slowed it down a bit....
I was going to make sure this little punk and his co-hort in the passenger seat got the message....

We lined up on a roll about 30mph.
He nailed it first....
To be honest, it was laughable as I pulled on him hard as they disappeared in my rear-view....

I knew he was going to do the fly by as I slowed again. I heard the weed whacker floored as he tried to go around....not...
I floored it as he got even to my bumper.
He made it to my door before he was once again in another time zone...

I was coming up to another intersection with a red light. So I waited...
Hmmm, I wonder why the "mystery machine" decided to take a right? Of course I got flipped off as they turned....

Oh well, at least my frosty was still in one piece...

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq
Only one thing worse to a stang driver than a cop with a God complex...
A cop with a God complex who's a Chevy fanatic...

06-25-2001, 12:04 AM

AHHHhhhaaaaa... hahahaha
Good story!!! I would have loved to have been riding shotgun. That is typicial, they talk crap until they are beat and then they have to leave(all of a sudden).

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Rick
My 89lx(updated 2/21/2001)
My 97 Cobra

1BAD89 · 06-25-2001, 01:01 AM

Nice to see other people showing the ricers their place in the food-chain. =P

Fox Body · 06-25-2001, 03:09 AM

Man, these punks make the serious import owners look bad.

-----------------------------------------
'79 Mustang Coup w/ 4" Cowl
Stock 5.8L, C4 w/ shift kit
Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake
1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft
2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters
Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II
Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s
14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday)

"Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to
Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left
thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

NoSlow5.0 · 06-25-2001, 07:38 AM

HAHAHA LMAO! I can just picture the face of the teg driver when he looks over after hearing the roar from the yellow jacket! GREAT KILLS!

Light Em Up!!!

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My 87 GT....Marbles

AIM: Marbles87Fox
Light Em Up!!!

302 LX Eric · 06-25-2001, 07:59 AM

"Hella-mega-dope-fast"

LMAO

Glad to see the Stang is running strong. Nice job!

E

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1991 5.0 LX Coupe - 38,000 miles

13.17 @ 106.14 mph w/ 2.138 60'

dinomite · 06-25-2001, 10:41 AM

nice. Dirty ricers

jonnyk · 06-25-2001, 11:09 AM

Awesome kill Hammer! You'll have to take some new sound files of your car with the blower on it

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1991 LX Hatch 5.0L

Ty'97Cobra · 06-25-2001, 03:49 PM

Too bad you didn't get it on video....

What a bunch of morons.... Great job!!!

------------------
1997 Black Cobra Convertible. #2788 of 3088
Mostly Stock - Vortech Anyone?
1988 5.0 LX Convertible -Work Car...Few Mods.

dinomite · 06-25-2001, 05:15 PM

MMMMMM, frosty......sounds good

1BAD89 · 06-27-2001, 01:24 AM

Yeah Frosty's are awesome!

topless tire fryer · 06-27-2001, 09:14 PM

If you listen carefully you can hear me clapping all the way from New Hampshire. I missed a group of ricers on opening night of the fast and the furious doing e-brake stands in the movie theater parking lot. My buddy decided to tell me the next day. Missed a good time.

06-24-2001, 11:16 PM	#1
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Reality check... Well, I was on my way back from Wendy's with a MUCH needed Frosty waiting to be devoured... Up ahead I heard the annoying buzzing noise of import mega-exhausts as I saw some imports leaving the movie theatre and making a right onto the street I was on.... (I would bet a week's pay they just came out of the Slow and the Stickered...) I wasn't thinking much else other than my double with cheese until I saw something ahead of me as we all waited for the green at the next intersection. Some Asian kid flipped off some folks in a minivan because he didn't want to turn right yet, the kid in the other import behind the minivan wanted to line up with the first guy and go at the light. Well the light went green and off went the imports, the fastest being a black one, I would guess it was about a mid-14s car. (Which is "hella-mega-dope-fast" to a ricer...) To be honest, I couldn't tell what the heck the car was as all of the emblems had been taken off the car. But one thing I did know, the kid who flipped off that family was in that car... I hit the accelerator as God granted me my wish... a red light... It was a 3 lane intersection. I came up in the far left lane as an Acura had the middle lane and the "Black Wonder" had the right. None of them were paying attention to me as they were taunting and yelling at each other. I could hear their loud, crappy music as I scanned for any obvious cops at the intersection. I nailed it when the light went green and scared the hell out of the Acura next to me. I swear he slammed on the brakes just as he launched.... I don't think he had any idea what was next to him the whole time... The "Black Wonder" was WAYYY in my rear view by 60, so I slowed it down a bit.... I was going to make sure this little punk and his co-hort in the passenger seat got the message.... We lined up on a roll about 30mph. He nailed it first.... To be honest, it was laughable as I pulled on him hard as they disappeared in my rear-view.... I knew he was going to do the fly by as I slowed again. I heard the weed whacker floored as he tried to go around....not... I floored it as he got even to my bumper. He made it to my door before he was once again in another time zone... I was coming up to another intersection with a red light. So I waited... Hmmm, I wonder why the "mystery machine" decided to take a right? Of course I got flipped off as they turned.... Oh well, at least my frosty was still in one piece... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq Only one thing worse to a stang driver than a cop with a God complex... A cop with a God complex who's a Chevy fanatic...

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06-25-2001, 12:04 AM	#2
rbatson Guest Posts: n/a	AHHHhhhaaaaa... hahahaha Good story!!! I would have loved to have been riding shotgun. That is typicial, they talk crap until they are beat and then they have to leave(all of a sudden). ------------------ Rick My 89lx(updated 2/21/2001) My 97 Cobra

06-25-2001, 01:01 AM	#3
1BAD89 Tubbed and Juiced Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 1,861	Nice to see other people showing the ricers their place in the food-chain. =P

06-25-2001, 03:09 AM	#4
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Man, these punks make the serious import owners look bad. ----------------------------------------- '79 Mustang Coup w/ 4" Cowl Stock 5.8L, C4 w/ shift kit Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s 14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday) "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

06-25-2001, 07:38 AM	#5
NoSlow5.0 YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jonesboro,Georgia,USA (Providence, Ri) Posts: 868	HAHAHA LMAO! I can just picture the face of the teg driver when he looks over after hearing the roar from the yellow jacket! GREAT KILLS! Light Em Up!!! ------------------ My 87 GT....Marbles AIM: Marbles87Fox Light Em Up!!!

06-25-2001, 07:59 AM	#6
302 LX Eric or '331 LX Eric' Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 2,142	"Hella-mega-dope-fast" LMAO Glad to see the Stang is running strong. Nice job! E ------------------ 1991 5.0 LX Coupe - 38,000 miles 13.17 @ 106.14 mph w/ 2.138 60'

06-25-2001, 10:41 AM	#7
dinomite The Dude Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 1,262	nice. Dirty ricers

06-25-2001, 11:09 AM	#8
jonnyk Being stroked is great Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 772	Awesome kill Hammer! You'll have to take some new sound files of your car with the blower on it ------------------ 1991 LX Hatch 5.0L

06-25-2001, 03:49 PM	#9
Ty'97Cobra Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: NC Posts: 308	Too bad you didn't get it on video.... What a bunch of morons.... Great job!!! ------------------ 1997 Black Cobra Convertible. #2788 of 3088 Mostly Stock - Vortech Anyone? 1988 5.0 LX Convertible -Work Car...Few Mods.

06-25-2001, 05:15 PM	#10
dinomite The Dude Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 1,262	MMMMMM, frosty......sounds good

06-27-2001, 01:24 AM	#11
1BAD89 Tubbed and Juiced Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 1,861	Yeah Frosty's are awesome!

06-27-2001, 09:14 PM	#12
topless tire fryer All show, some go 4 now! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Franklin, NH Posts: 175	If you listen carefully you can hear me clapping all the way from New Hampshire. I missed a group of ricers on opening night of the fast and the furious doing e-brake stands in the movie theater parking lot. My buddy decided to tell me the next day. Missed a good time.