Car Acronyms

rustang girl · 12-17-2002, 07:05 PM

Car Acronyms

Acura
*A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
*All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
*Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
*Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
*Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
*Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
*Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
*Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
*Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
AMC
*A Major Cost
*A Mini Can
*A Morons Car
*A Mutated Car
*Ain't My Car
*All Makes Combined
*All Makes of Cars
*American Made Cr*p
*Another Major Catastrophe
*Another Mess of Crap
Audi
*Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
*Again Under Dealership Inspection
*Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
*Always Unsafe Design Implementations
*Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
*Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
*Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
*Another Useless Device Installed
*Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing
*Automobile Under Demonic Influence
*Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
Beetle
*Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
*By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally
Benz
*Because Engineers (k)Now Zen
*Bought Enough New Zhit?
Bow Tie
*Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
BMW
*Babbling Mechanical Wench
*Bad Man Wagon
*Barely Moving Wreck
*Basic Marin Wheels
*Bastard Money Wielders
*Bavarian Mud Wagon
*Beastly Mechanical Wonder
*Beastly Monstrous Wonder
*Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
*Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
*Because Mom's Wealthy
*Big Man Wannabe
*Big Money Works
*Big Money Waste
*Big Money Waster
*Big Money, Why?
*Black Man's Wish
*Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
*Born Moderately Wealthy
*Bought My Wife
*Bowel Movement Wagon
*Brakes Might Work
*Break My Window
*Break My Windows
*Break My Windshield
*Breaks Most Wrenches
*Bring Many Wrenches
*Bring Mechanic's Wrench
*Brings Me Women
*Brings More Women
*Broke My Wallet
*Broken Money Waster
*Broken Monstrous Wonder
*Brutal Money Waster
*Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
*Busted My Wallet
Buick
*Big Ugly Import Car Killer
*Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
*Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
*Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
*Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
*Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
*Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
*Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
*Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
*Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
*Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Cadillac
*Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
*Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
*Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Camaro
*Can't America Make A Real One?
*Can't Americans Make A Real One?
Chevrolet
*Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
*Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
*Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
*Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
*Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
*Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
*Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
*Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time
*Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy
*Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
*Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
*Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
*Charged HEaVilY
*Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
*Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard
*Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Chrysler
*Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
*Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
*Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research
Chryco
*Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun
*Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
Citroen
*Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
*Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes
Corvette
*Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly
Datsun
*Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Dodge
*Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
*Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
*Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
*Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
*Dead Old Dog Going East
*Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
*Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
*Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
*Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
*Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
*Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
*Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine
*Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
*Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
*Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
*Driven Only During Grey Evenings
*Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Edsel
*Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
*Every Day Something Else Leaks
E.F.I.
*Extra F*cking Insurance
Fiat
*Failure in Automotive Technology
*Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
*Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
*Fix It Again Tony?
*Fix It Again, Tony!
*Fix It All tha Time
*Fix It All the Time
*Freak'n Italian Army Tank
*F**ked In the *** Twice
*F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
*F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford
*Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
*Fabricated Of Refried Dung
*Fails On Rainy Days
*Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill
*Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
*Fault Of R&D
*Finally Obsolete Racing Device
*Fireball On Rear Denting
*First On Race Day
*First On Recall Day
*First On Road to Dump
*First On Rust and Deterioration
*Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
*Fix Or Repair Daily
*Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
*Flipping Over Results in Death
*Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
*Fool Only Runs Downhill
*Foot On Road Decelerates
*For Only Redneck Drivers
*Forced On Reluctant Drivers
*Fork Over Repair Dough
*Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
*Formed Of Rejected DNA
*Forward Only; Reverse Defective
*Forwarded Once; Return Denied
*Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
*Found On Road Dead
*Found On Rockville Dump
*Found On Rubbish Dumps
*Four Old Rusty Doors
*Fourth On Race Day
*Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
*Free Or Reduced Drastically
*Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
*Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
*F*cked on Race Day
*F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
*F**kin' Old Rusty Dodge
*F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
*F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
*F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
*Fukin Okies Really Dig'em
*Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
*Funky Old Rusty Dodge
*Funny Old Rattling Dump
GEO
*Get 'Er Outtahere
*Get Everyone Out
*Getting Even Ourway
*Good Engineering Overlooked
*Got Engine, Oh?
*Grotesque Engineering Outdated
GM
*Garbage Motors
*Get a Mopar!
*General Maintenance
*General Malfunction
*General Mistake
*Generally Miserable
*Generous Motors
*Gluteus Maximus
*Great Mistake
*Grossly Misconceived
*Grungy Merchandise
GMC
*Garage Mechanics Companion
*Garage Man's Companion
*General Mass of Crap
*General Mess of Crud
*Generally Made Crappy
*Generally Mediocre Cars
*Get More Chicks
*Gets Mechanics Crazy
*Gods Mechanical Curse
*Got a Mechanic Coming
*Got Mechanic Coming
*Got More Crap
*Gotta Mechanic Coming
*Gotta Mechanic Coming?
*Great Motor Car
*Great Mountain Climber
*Great Muscle Cars
*Grungy Merchandise
G.T.I.
*Got Tossers Inside
GTO
*Gas, Tires, Oil
*Get Tickets Often
*Get Tires Often
Honda
*Had One Never Did Again
*Hand Over Dollars to Asians
*Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
*Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
*Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
*Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
*Helping Out Nips Destroying America
*Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
*How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hyundia
*Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Iroc
*I Race Other Cars
*I Run Over Children
*Idiot Runs Over Cats
*Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
*I'm Really Out of Cash
*Italian Retard Out Cruising
*It's Really Only a Camaro
Jaguar
*Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
*Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
*Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Jeep
*Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
*Jr. Engineered Every Part
*Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
*Jumps Everything Ever Parked
*Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
*Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
*JUST Enough Engine Power
*Just Eats Every Part
*Just Everyone Elses Parts
*Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
*Just Eat Every Pickle
LTD
*Long Term Debt
*Long Term Disability
*Lousy Transportation Dammit
Mazda
*Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
*Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
*Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
*Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
*My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
Mercedes
*Magnificently Engineered Car Enjoyed Daily, Especially Sundays
*Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
*Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Mercury
*Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
*Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
*Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
*Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
Metro
*Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
*Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
*May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
*May Every Thing Rattle On
*Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out
*Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
*My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out
MG
*Might Go
*Mobile Garbage
*Money Grabber
*Money Guzzler
Mopar
*Made Of Plastic And Rubber
*Made Of Plastic And Rust
*Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
*Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
*Massively OverPowered And Respected
*Masters Of Performance and Racing
*Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
*Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
*Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas
*More Overall Performance And Reliability
*Most Often Passed At Races
*Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
*Most OverPowered And Respected
*MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
*Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
*Mostly Old Paint And Rust
*Mostly Old Parts And Rust
*Mounds Of Power And Revs
*Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
*Move Over People Are Racing
*Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
*My Old Pig Ain't Running
*My Old Pig Always Roars
*My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
*My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mustang
*Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
*Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
NAPA
*Never Any Parts Available
Nissan
*Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
*Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
*Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
*Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
*Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Olds
*Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
*Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
*One Leak, Dead Starter
Oldsmobile
*Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
*Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
*Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
*Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
*Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Pinto
*Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
*Performance Is Not The Object
*Put In New Transmission Often
*Put In Nickel To Operate
*Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
Plymouth
*Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
*Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
Pontiac
*Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
*Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
*Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
*Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
*Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac
Porsche
*Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
*Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
*Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
*Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
*Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
*Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
*Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
*Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Probe
*Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Rabbit
*Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!
*Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Renault
*Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
Saab
*Sad Attempt At Beauty
*Send Another Auto Back
*Send Another Automobile Back
*Shape Appears ***-Backwards
*Slick As A Brick
*Sorry Auto, Always Broken
*Stupid, Arrogant ******* Babies
*Such an arrogant bastard!
*Swedish Auto - Always Broken
*Swedish Auto's Are Best
*Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Sable
*Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime
Saturn
*Sexy As Two Unbelievably Rugged Neanderthals
*Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
STP
*Stop Those Pistons
Subaru
*Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
*Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
*U R A BUS (read backwards)
Toyota
*Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
*The One You Ought To Avoid
*Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
*Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
*Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
*Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Triumph
*The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
*The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
*This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
*Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.
*Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
Vanagon
*Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
Volkswagen
*Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (Not)
Volvo
*Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
*Very Worthless
*Virtually Worthless

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rustang girl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: LA, or Bakersfield, CA Posts: 273	Car Acronyms Car Acronyms Acura A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Asia's Curse Upon Rural America Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile AMC A Major Cost A Mini Can A Morons Car A Mutated Car Ain't My Car All Makes Combined All Makes of Cars American Made Crp Another Major Catastrophe Another Mess of Crap Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Again Under Dealership Inspection Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Always Unsafe Design Implementations Always Unsafe Designs Implemented Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Another Uninformed Driver Insulted Another Useless Device Installed Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing Automobile Under Demonic Influence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. Beetle Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally Benz Because Engineers (k)Now Zen Bought Enough New Zhit? Bow Tie Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Bad Man Wagon Barely Moving Wreck Basic Marin Wheels Bastard Money Wielders Bavarian Mud Wagon Beastly Mechanical Wonder Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Because Mom's Wealthy Big Man Wannabe Big Money Works Big Money Waste Big Money Waster Big Money, Why? Black Man's Wish Blastphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Bought My Wife Bowel Movement Wagon Brakes Might Work Break My Window Break My Windows Break My Windshield Breaks Most Wrenches Bring Many Wrenches Bring Mechanic's Wrench Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broke My Wallet Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Busted My Wallet Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean Butt Ugly Import Car Killer Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Cadillac Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country Camaro Can't America Make A Real One? Can't Americans Make A Real One? Chevrolet Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time Chevy Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Charged HEaVilY Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research Chryco Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes Corvette Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly Datsun Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips Dodge Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery - Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Department Of Defense's Grossest Error Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine Drift On Down, Garage is Empty Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Driven Only During Grey Evenings Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Edsel Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame Every Day Something Else Leaks E.F.I. Extra Fcking Insurance Fiat Failure in Automotive Technology Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again Tony? Fix It Again, Tony! Fix It All tha Time Fix It All the Time Freak'n Italian Army Tank Fked In the * Twice Fked over rebuilt Dodge F*ker Only Runs Downhill Ford Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fast Only Rolling Downhill Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Race Day First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Fix Or Repair Daily Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Flipping Over Results in Death Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Fool Only Runs Downhill Foot On Road Decelerates For Only Redneck Drivers Forced On Reluctant Drivers Fork Over Repair Dough Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Formed Of Rejected DNA Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forwarded Once; Return Denied Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Found On Road Dead Found On Rockville Dump Found On Rubbish Dumps Four Old Rusty Doors Fourth On Race Day Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Fcked on Race Day Fked Over Rebuilt Dodge F*kin' Old Rusty Dodge Fcking Over-Rated Disaster Fckin' Out-Right Dangerous Fckin Owner Real Dumb!! Fukin Okies Really Dig'em Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funky Old Rusty Dodge Funny Old Rattling Dump GEO Get 'Er Outtahere Get Everyone Out Getting Even Ourway Good Engineering Overlooked Got Engine, Oh? Grotesque Engineering Outdated GM Garbage Motors Get a Mopar! General Maintenance General Malfunction General Mistake Generally Miserable Generous Motors Gluteus Maximus Great Mistake Grossly Misconceived Grungy Merchandise GMC Garage Mechanics Companion Garage Man's Companion General Mass of Crap General Mess of Crud Generally Made Crappy Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got a Mechanic Coming Got Mechanic Coming Got More Crap Gotta Mechanic Coming Gotta Mechanic Coming? Great Motor Car Great Mountain Climber Great Muscle Cars Grungy Merchandise G.T.I. Got Tossers Inside GTO Gas, Tires, Oil Get Tickets Often Get Tires Often Honda Had One Never Did Again Hand Over Dollars to Asians Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Helping Out Nips Destroying America Hold Overs Not Doing Anything How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hyundia Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive Iroc I Race Other Cars I Run Over Children Idiot Runs Over Cats Ignorant Redneck Owns Car I'm Really Out of Cash Italian Retard Out Cruising It's Really Only a Camaro Jaguar Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop Jeep Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts Jr. Engineered Every Part Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole Jumps Everything Ever Parked Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts JUST Enough Engine Power Just Eats Every Part Just Everyone Elses Parts Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Eat Every Pickle LTD Long Term Debt Long Term Disability Lousy Transportation Dammit Mazda Making A Zillion Dollars Annually Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! Mercedes Magnificently Engineered Car Enjoyed Daily, Especially Sundays Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings Mercury Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet? Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo") Metro Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off! May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism May Every Thing Rattle On Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out MG Might Go Mobile Garbage Money Grabber Money Guzzler Mopar Made Of Plastic And Rubber Made Of Plastic And Rust Making A Zillion Dollars Annually Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Massively OverPowered And Respected Masters Of Performance and Racing Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas More Overall Performance And Reliability Most Often Passed At Races Most Often Proven At the Racetrack Most OverPowered And Respected MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mounds Of Power And Revs Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Old Pig Always Roars My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin' My Only Problems Are Repairs Mustang Massively Ugly Shtpile That's Always No Good Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good NAPA Never Any Parts Available Nissan Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises Now In Some Shtty Automobile Nightmare Olds Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower One Leak, Dead Starter Oldsmobile Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment Pinto Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook Performance Is Not The Object Put In New Transmission Often Put In Nickel To Operate Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap Pontiac Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac Poor old nier thinks it's a Cadillac Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac Porsche Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense Please Overlook Really Shtty Cardboard Horrible Engine Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Probe Plainly Runs Only By Exception Rabbit Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy! Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried Renault Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash Saab Sad Attempt At Beauty Send Another Auto Back Send Another Automobile Back Shape Appears *-Backwards Slick As A Brick Sorry Auto, Always Broken Stupid, Arrogant ******* Babies Such an arrogant bastard! Swedish Auto - Always Broken Swedish Auto's Are Best Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Sable Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime Saturn Sexy As Two Unbelievably Rugged Neanderthals Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice STP Stop Those Pistons Subaru Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium U R A BUS (read backwards) Toyota Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All The One You Ought To Avoid Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired ** Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads Triumph The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod. Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! Vanagon Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve Volkswagen Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (Not) Volvo Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Very Worthless Virtually Worthless __________________ Heidi 22/F/Cali. 1966 Mustang Coupe Ricer Hater's Club- member # 15 http://ricehatersclub.com/ http://MechaPS.com/ Last edited by rustang girl; 12-17-2002 at 07:39 PM..