Sometimes the world is just perfect... ;)

Hammer · 08-07-2002, 05:32 PM

Driving home a bit late from work last night. Traffic was winding down. I was down the street from my house when I caught a glimpse of one of Garland's finest all set up in his speed trap. No biggie, I was just over the speed limit and was a couple minutes from the house.

Get home and notice there is no wife and a message on the machine. She's out with her mom and dinner is up to me. Can someone say SONIC!?

Get right back in the car and haul out to sonic for a burger and tater tots. 10 minutes later, I've got my food and heading home.

Sitting at a light at a major intersection and I hear a buzzing, ricey sound, and low and behold, the absolute worst Civic I,ve ever seen pulls up next to me in the right hand lane. I've GOT to describe this...

It's lowered so far that this idiot's got HUGE gouges and scrapes all over the bottom of his yellow Pokemon body kit. (Notice that the color of the car is RED) Lots of yellow "Powered by Honda", GReddy and NOS stickers that start from the front fender all the way to the trunk. To top it off, this guy's got two badly installed vynil yellow racing stripes that are starting to separate from the body and hood.

Inside are the 2 typical ricer rejects you're used to seeing. Aged 16-22. White "wigger" wanna-bes with reversed visors on their heads listening to some rap that was so loud it was shaking MY car... I guess they didn't notice that their visors were getting crushed by the seat's headrest...

Of course, I get the crazy Honda revving response the instant the driver saw the Yellowjacket. To be honest, I wasn't even going to pay attention until I remembered something:
The cop's speed trap was just about 500 ft from the light!

Now to make the decision. If I revved back and made-believe that I wanted to race, and if the cop was still there, it would literally be the funniest thing I'd ever seen. If he had already left, these 2 morons would be all over the net posting how they "owned" a blown GT....

Well, My foot made the decision for me, as I brought out my never used acting skills and revved her hard. Making the car jump forward a bit.... From then on, I knew they were gonna go...

Light goes green we both nail it and I instantly pull out over a car. I shifted into second and let off the gas as I let the Civic go past. I can hear he's got that 4 banger floored as I get in the right lane and start to pull into the gas station a bit before the cop's last position.

Please be there... PLEASE be there...

I saw the Civic fly by the trap and I didn't hear anything. I was just about to let out a curse and then I heard the sound of a crown vic at high rpms, a siren, and lights fly out of the side buildings... YES!!

I slowly pull back out into the street and cruise up the road until... what do you know? Someone's pulled over... by Johnny Law...

I made sure to wave as I passed by...

Folks, it just doesn't get any better...

The Deuce · 08-07-2002, 05:58 PM

Wow.

That is one of the best stories I've heard in a long time. I'm going to guess that the cop read those boys the riot act and sent them home to mommy with their tails between their legs.

Bet they were laughing and celebrating as they went through the trap too.

Nice job.

Mike Wolking · 08-07-2002, 06:03 PM

sssswwwweeeeeeeettttttt, it doesn't get any better than that!!!

Skyman · 08-07-2002, 06:45 PM

Hahahahha, oh you mean sob. Lol, good one.

Skyler

lx mike · 08-07-2002, 06:49 PM

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

Nice dinner

Did you thank your wife for being with her mother!

Stang_Crazy · 08-07-2002, 07:56 PM

Hahaha. That's one of the best stories I've ever heard. I'll bet those kids were pumped that they beat a blown Mustang GT. I wonder what they were thinking when you pulled them through first and then just seemed to drop off?? Oh yea, they must have used their NAWWWWSSSSSS

Shelby428cj · 08-07-2002, 09:30 PM

That was Great!!! LOL way to go!

RBatson · 08-07-2002, 10:15 PM

ROFL!!

DAN-MAN · 08-08-2002, 01:46 AM

That's the best story I've heard in a long time!

89 Cobra LX · 08-08-2002, 08:58 AM

GONZO99TA · 08-08-2002, 10:39 AM

Hyper92GT · 08-08-2002, 11:40 AM

Although I am prob. one of the only ones to have this view, and I can perfectly relate to your feelings, and he did rev you first . Still that being said everyone is entitled to thier own car choices and to send him intentionally into a speed trap is not cool IMHO.
later.

LayanRubr · 08-08-2002, 06:50 PM

LOL Thats so perfect, way to go bro

Hammer · 08-08-2002, 06:50 PM

Quote:

to send him intentionally into a speed trap is not cool IMHO.

Oh well,
I'm an evil bastard... (Many ex-girlfriends will agree with you...)

Although I can't prove it, I'm sure there's been a number of times he needed to be pulled over for something anyway....

Just think of it as avenging the number of people he's probably cut in front of at high speed...

Sorry, but no feelings of guilt here.

thdrcat · 08-08-2002, 06:57 PM

my hats off to you sir. i just got an idea! lets indirectly ticket the ricers to death. i would try to imitate, but my current vehicle just isn't that powerful. (v-6, 2.8L, 92 S-10 truck... with hood pins)

1hot5.0 · 08-08-2002, 11:57 PM

That's a good one man. Nice kill! They never will learn. I bet they almost had a heart attack when those sirens went on.

thdrcat · 08-09-2002, 12:23 AM

just another thought....... is it right to feed the cops even if we are killing the ricers?

just a thought.

95mustanggt · 08-09-2002, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hammer

I made sure to wave as I passed by...

HA HA HA HA LMAO!!!

Adam, buddy you are the best! I wish I was still in Garland, I miss that kind of *****.

greengoblin · 08-09-2002, 05:24 PM

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahhahahhahahhahahahahh ahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha hhahyou're mean

mysweetlx · 08-09-2002, 07:52 PM

Hammer, that's priceless! I bet you had a giant sigh of relief when you finally saw the Crown Vic.......you know you saw every ricer thread about how they stomped a blown stang flash before your eyes! LMAO - good one.

08-07-2002, 05:32 PM	#1
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Sometimes the world is just perfect... ;) Driving home a bit late from work last night. Traffic was winding down. I was down the street from my house when I caught a glimpse of one of Garland's finest all set up in his speed trap. No biggie, I was just over the speed limit and was a couple minutes from the house. Get home and notice there is no wife and a message on the machine. She's out with her mom and dinner is up to me. Can someone say SONIC!? Get right back in the car and haul out to sonic for a burger and tater tots. 10 minutes later, I've got my food and heading home. Sitting at a light at a major intersection and I hear a buzzing, ricey sound, and low and behold, the absolute worst Civic I,ve ever seen pulls up next to me in the right hand lane. I've GOT to describe this... It's lowered so far that this idiot's got HUGE gouges and scrapes all over the bottom of his yellow Pokemon body kit. (Notice that the color of the car is RED) Lots of yellow "Powered by Honda", GReddy and NOS stickers that start from the front fender all the way to the trunk. To top it off, this guy's got two badly installed vynil yellow racing stripes that are starting to separate from the body and hood. Inside are the 2 typical ricer rejects you're used to seeing. Aged 16-22. White "wigger" wanna-bes with reversed visors on their heads listening to some rap that was so loud it was shaking MY car... I guess they didn't notice that their visors were getting crushed by the seat's headrest... Of course, I get the crazy Honda revving response the instant the driver saw the Yellowjacket. To be honest, I wasn't even going to pay attention until I remembered something: The cop's speed trap was just about 500 ft from the light! Now to make the decision. If I revved back and made-believe that I wanted to race, and if the cop was still there, it would literally be the funniest thing I'd ever seen. If he had already left, these 2 morons would be all over the net posting how they "owned" a blown GT.... Well, My foot made the decision for me, as I brought out my never used acting skills and revved her hard. Making the car jump forward a bit.... From then on, I knew they were gonna go... Light goes green we both nail it and I instantly pull out over a car. I shifted into second and let off the gas as I let the Civic go past. I can hear he's got that 4 banger floored as I get in the right lane and start to pull into the gas station a bit before the cop's last position. Please be there... PLEASE be there... I saw the Civic fly by the trap and I didn't hear anything. I was just about to let out a curse and then I heard the sound of a crown vic at high rpms, a siren, and lights fly out of the side buildings... YES!! I slowly pull back out into the street and cruise up the road until... what do you know? Someone's pulled over... by Johnny Law... I made sure to wave as I passed by... Folks, it just doesn't get any better... __________________ Uncle Sam "What the hell is up with all the gauges? Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."

08-07-2002, 05:58 PM	#2
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Wow. That is one of the best stories I've heard in a long time. I'm going to guess that the cop read those boys the riot act and sent them home to mommy with their tails between their legs. Bet they were laughing and celebrating as they went through the trap too. Nice job. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-07-2002, 06:03 PM	#3
Mike Wolking Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Northern Kentucky Posts: 49	sssswwwweeeeeeeettttttt, it doesn't get any better than that!!! __________________ 90 coupe, Cobra brakes, 17x9 cobras MM lowers, SVO uppers, 3.73s, BBK 1 3/4 full lengths, H pipe, flows, subframes, H&R springs, Tokico 5-ways, Pro 5.0. Subframes, K&N, Strut brace, CC plates,83K miles, New Paint.....FOR SALE!

08-07-2002, 06:45 PM	#4
Skyman I need 110mph Trap Speed! Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: So, CA Posts: 4,315	Hahahahha, oh you mean sob. Lol, good one. Skyler __________________ 2001 BMW M3 6spd 12.79@108 RIP ---- 1993 Notch w/ 98 4V 4.6 Fasttt... -1989 Saleen Mustang #406- 12.32@109 -1999 Black Cobra Coupe- JBA Shorties, Bassani Cat-X, Magnaflow 3", Pulleys, 85mm Pro-M, Ported Intake, Soild Rear w/ 4.30s, Tubular Front End, X2C arms, 13lb batt, few others.

08-07-2002, 06:49 PM	#5
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! Nice dinner Did you thank your wife for being with her mother! __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

08-07-2002, 07:56 PM	#6
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	Hahaha. That's one of the best stories I've ever heard. I'll bet those kids were pumped that they beat a blown Mustang GT. I wonder what they were thinking when you pulled them through first and then just seemed to drop off?? Oh yea, they must have used their NAWWWWSSSSSS __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

08-07-2002, 09:30 PM	#7
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	HAAHAAA That was Great!!! LOL way to go! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-07-2002, 10:15 PM	#8
RBatson Registered Member Join Date: May 1997 Posts: 3,028	GREAT STORY! ROFL!!

08-08-2002, 01:46 AM	#9
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	That's the best story I've heard in a long time! __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

08-08-2002, 08:58 AM	#10
89 Cobra LX Don Corlione Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Omaha NE USA Posts: 491	__________________ Eric - 89 Mustang LX coupe 5 speed 302-Cobra Intake-GT40p heads-TFS stage 1 cam-FRPP 1.6 roller rockers-3:73 gears-KYB shocks and struts-Eibach Pro-kit-HPM Mega-bite upper and lower control arms-FRPP aluminum driveshaft-16x8 Chrome Cobra Rs R.H.C. #14

08-08-2002, 10:39 AM	#11
GONZO99TA Registered Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Great Falls, MT Posts: 144	__________________ 99 30th annv. Trans am 79 Trans am black se

08-08-2002, 11:40 AM	#12
Hyper92GT slow like mud Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: toronto Posts: 180	Although I am prob. one of the only ones to have this view, and I can perfectly relate to your feelings, and he did rev you first . Still that being said everyone is entitled to thier own car choices and to send him intentionally into a speed trap is not cool IMHO. later. __________________ 1992 DECH GT Not stock, still slow.

08-08-2002, 06:50 PM	#13
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	LOL Thats so perfect, way to go bro __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

08-08-2002, 06:57 PM	#15
thdrcat Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 100	my hats off to you sir. i just got an idea! lets indirectly ticket the ricers to death. i would try to imitate, but my current vehicle just isn't that powerful. (v-6, 2.8L, 92 S-10 truck... with hood pins)

08-08-2002, 11:57 PM	#16
1hot5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Arizona Posts: 172	That's a good one man. Nice kill! They never will learn. I bet they almost had a heart attack when those sirens went on. __________________ 91 Mustang LX 5.0 Convertible AOD Mdifications: K&N filter, Mac Catback, BBK aluminum u/d pulleys.

08-09-2002, 12:23 AM	#17
thdrcat Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 100	just another thought....... is it right to feed the cops even if we are killing the ricers? just a thought.

08-09-2002, 05:24 PM	#19
greengoblin Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: alameda Posts: 24	hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahhahahhahahhahahahahh ahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha hhahyou're mean __________________ 02 Mustang GT 4.6 91 Mustang Lx 5.0

08-09-2002, 07:52 PM	#20
mysweetlx Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 248	Hammer, that's priceless! I bet you had a giant sigh of relief when you finally saw the Crown Vic.......you know you saw every ricer thread about how they stomped a blown stang flash before your eyes! LMAO - good one. __________________ Damn this thing's fast!

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