i can here it now:
cop: sir turn off that dumb *** lawn motor:
ricer
k dawg
cop: your under arrest for drivin an ugly *** car, with no artistic design, racing on a public throughfare, an all around lookin like a douche bag.
Ricer :but i was set up, dawg
cop: sucks to you rice boy.
* background- a yellow streak rumbles by, insidious laughter from the cabin..
excelent work my friend.