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Old 01-17-2001, 08:57 PM   #1
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I dont even know why Im posting this because it wasnt even a close race, it was more like a lesson. My girl works with me and when we were going to get some lunch today we stopped at a light and I saw some Ese in an Integra in front of me reving at some stock civic si in front of them. This idiots car was dropped so far that he couldnt possibly clear a speedbump and he had one of those chrome mufflers with the 6 inch tip. Some ricers sound worse than others and this guys was one of those REAL high pitched ones that sounds more like a bike than a car...soo annoying. So I rev from behind him to show him what an engine with some decent displacement sounds like. As soon as the light turns green he does a burnout and flys past the civic that was clearly ignoring him and he keeps reving everyone. I start to follow him and I swear to god my girl says "Just let him go! You know his car is slow anyways!" LOL I couldnt stop laughing. We lined up at a 2 lane left turn and as soon as the light turns green I pace him around the turn to be fair and he drops it back into first to try and pull on me. I didnt even have to downshift and I put over 2 cars on him, by the time was half way through 3rd he was a good 4 cars back and I shut down....lesson over, right? Of course not. He does a puss fly by and revs me up. IDIOT.

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Old 01-17-2001, 09:07 PM   #2
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I had a race like that once, but it was a guy in a Dodge Stratus. He had his girl up front and a guy in the backseat. Every light he would pull off burning his tires, and I let it slide 'cause I knew I would beat him. He did this three times, and I just got plain bored with him. At the next light, I looked over just before the light turned and his girl waved at me as if to say bye. That was it, I had all I could take, so the light turned green and I laid the longest line of rubber I have ever laid. I ripped through 2nd, and was into 3rd before I looked for him. He was, at best, 7-8 car lengths behind me. Lesson learned right? Well for him yes, but there was this blue V6 'Stang comming up fast. But he backed off real quick when I gunned it and left him sittin'. When will they ever learn?

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Old 01-17-2001, 09:39 PM   #3
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I dont even know why Im posting this because it wasnt even a close race, it was more like a lesson....... So I rev from behind him to show him what an engine with some decent displacement sounds like.....LOL I couldnt stop laughing..... I didnt even have to downshift and I put over 2 cars on him, by the time was half way through 3rd he was a good 4 cars back and I shut down....lesson over, right? Of course not. He does a puss fly by and revs me up. IDIOT.

heh, heh. Good story fastang. But it doesn't seem that he learned his lesson.

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Old 01-18-2001, 12:34 PM   #4
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Good one. Is'nt it fun showing them who's boss? I personally love it when they try the fly, by b/c i see it coming and as soon as they get just about next to me i drop 2 and pull on them from an even point. That just pisses them off even more. Light Em Up!!
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Old 01-18-2001, 12:45 PM   #5
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Thos ricer fly by's are as sure as they come! The fly bys that aren't really fly bys though are when they are actually catching up (never happens, not saying it happens or will ever happen to you) like when my brother races a ricer and loses like 0 - 30ish (very bad traction) in his Impala SS but begins to make big gains then the rice throws on the flashers and slams the breaks. Boo!! Especially when they know they would be passed!
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Old 01-18-2001, 01:57 PM   #6
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Yeah, its cheap. Its a way of brainwashing themseves into thinking thier car is fast. There was traffic coming up in my lane or I probably would have kept humiliating him. Instead I just pointed and laughed at him.

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