30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

cyberstang5.0 · 09-20-2002, 09:51 AM

30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
appear
*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with I
instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in
nostril hair
*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn't go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit
every branch on the way down

PKRWUD · 09-21-2002, 09:47 AM

Okay, so like, what are you trying to say?

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 09-21-2002, 11:12 AM

this one's my favorite:

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

lysacat · 09-21-2002, 05:46 PM

Forgot another one...
"Lights are on but nobody's home"

I like all those.

C-ya, Melisa

RPM427 · 09-21-2002, 08:14 PM

"engines running, but no ones behind the wheel"

tireburner163 · 09-21-2002, 09:09 PM

A screw loose and the rest of them on the floor

Conman · 09-21-2002, 10:06 PM

if he had a brain he'd probably eat it

I think this could go on for a few pages, there are so many

DAN-MAN · 09-21-2002, 10:54 PM

My fav:

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
appear.

Dan.

mustangman65_79 · 09-22-2002, 02:18 AM

I don't get them?

cyberstang5.0 · 09-22-2002, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mustangman65_79
I don't get them?

You wouldn't

j/j

Rev · 09-22-2002, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
Okay, so like, what are you trying to say?

Take care,
~Chris

There's lots of ways to say someone ain't got a F****** lick of sense.

Rev

TXinPA · 09-22-2002, 08:31 PM

Chris, did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Rev · 09-22-2002, 08:38 PM

Chris is smart and knows alot. He's just dick'in with us.

Rev

silver_pilate · 09-23-2002, 12:23 PM

Here's my favorite....

"Hey, dumb*ss...."

--nathan

jj_jonathon · 09-23-2002, 12:32 PM

"elevator doesn't go to the top floor..."

oh and the best one...

"so, you're canadian, eh?"

Sonics2042 · 09-23-2002, 12:49 PM

Not sure these are really politically correct

, but my favorite is:

*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

This one should say ugly tree! That's the way I always hear/use it.

*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Thanks,
DoranW

Conman · 09-23-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jj_jonathon
"elevator doesn't go to the top floor..."

oh and the best one...

"so, you're canadian, eh?"

easy on the Canadian jokes eh

zepherman · 09-23-2002, 02:35 PM

I always liked

"He's not the brightest light in the harbor"

Hey Conman, I wonder if your avatar and mine are pictures of the same guy? It would explain the large nuts.

jj_jonathon · 09-23-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conman
easy on the Canadian jokes eh

lol, i can lay the canadian jokes on as thick as i want..i born and raised in ontario

...only been in the US for 4 years...

Conman · 09-23-2002, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zepherman
Hey Conman, I wonder if your avatar and mine are pictures of the same guy? It would explain the large nuts.

Could be. That squirrel is the mack

I have the same picture that you have in your avatar except it has some text on it. Says "F*** the nuts, I want beer!"

09-20-2002, 09:51 AM	#1
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in Artificial Stupidity A few beers short of six-pack A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl One taco short of a combination plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with I instructions on the heel Too much yardage between the goalposts An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay his brain bill Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels His belt doesn't go through all the loops If he had another brain, it would be lonely No grain in the silo Proof that evolution can go in reverse Receiver is off the hook Several nuts short of a full pouch He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

09-21-2002, 09:47 AM	#2
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09-21-2002, 11:12 AM	#3
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	31! this one's my favorite: Not the brightest crayon in the box. __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

09-21-2002, 05:46 PM	#4
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09-21-2002, 10:06 PM	#7
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09-21-2002, 10:54 PM	#8
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09-22-2002, 02:18 AM	#9
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09-22-2002, 08:31 PM	#12
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09-22-2002, 08:38 PM	#13
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09-23-2002, 12:23 PM	#14
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	Here's my favorite.... "Hey, dumbss...." --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car:* '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

09-23-2002, 12:32 PM	#15
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	"elevator doesn't go to the top floor..." oh and the best one... "so, you're canadian, eh?" __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

09-23-2002, 12:49 PM	#16
Sonics2042 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 381	Not sure these are really politically correct , but my favorite is: The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead This one should say ugly tree! That's the way I always hear/use it. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down Thanks, DoranW __________________ What I have: 1990 Red Mustang 5.0 LX: [BBK X-Pipe]-[MAC Cat-Back Exhaust] [MAC Cold Air Intake]-[BBK Equal Shorties] [3.55 Gears]-[Cobra Intake Manifold (Upper and Lower] [E-303 Cam]-[Granetelli Mass Air Flow Sensor] [Front and rear sway bars]-[New black carpet and seats.] [Adjustable Fuel Regulator]-[T5 Conversion w/ K. Cobra Clutch/Hurst STS] [Cobra Throttle Body]-[130A Alt. Conversion] Thinking about: Aftermarket Heads! Vortech A-Trim

09-23-2002, 02:35 PM	#18
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