Us vs. Them: why ricers suck!

[fiveohpatrol]

I was strolling through the magazine section while shopping today and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in a grocery store before in my life.

I saw a Car Craft mag, read the cover and it said "Us vs. Them: why ricers suck" so I decided to check it out. Along with the article it includes some captions of things that "we" do and the ricer's equivalent to it. Lets see if I can remember any....

We: Take off when we see the 3rd amber light.
Ricers: Do a flyby through a red light at an intersection.

We: Install roll cages when we break into the 11's.
Ricers: Install roll cages to have more mounting spots for more guages.

We: Spend $2000 to push a new Z28 into the 11's
Ricer's: Spend $15,000 to push a honda civic into the 14's (something like that)

I can't think of anymore right now but the whole thing was pretty funny.

I didn't buy it cause the damn magazine was like 25pages long and was $4.00

Check it out next time your in the mag section, its worth getting stared at for laughing so hard

later