Why Imports Suck!!!

[mikey86]

Fell free to reply if this gets your funny bone. US: stickers for contigency. THEM: stickers for extra horsepower. US: keeping a low profile and letting e.t.'s tell the story. THEM: hoping the outrageuos body kit will distract anyone from discussing e.t.'s. US: sideways into third gear. THEM: sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump. US: tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear. THEM: lowering three inches and ruining tires with four degrees of negative camber. US: 600hp on 92-octane pump gas. THEM: 300hp on $3 a gallon 100 octane race gas. US: composite parts for light wieght and aerodynamics. THEM: composite veneer dash trim and gauges. US: functional air ducts to cool the small block. THEM: six different cosmetic air dams in random locations. US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever. US: swapping stock 15-inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension. THEM: swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension. US: boost gauge on a blown car,nitrous gauge on a squeezed car. THEM: both gauges on a normally aspirated car. US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500 rpm. THEM: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm. US: headers and 3-inch exhaust. THEM: stock peashooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip. US: buying an aftermarket shifter fo shorter throws. THEM: buying an aftermarket shifter fot the lighted knob. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows. US: 600hp make an earth shattering street car. THEM: 600 watts per channel makes an ear shattering street car. US: race class lettering on the rear window. THEM: japanese honda lettering on the rear window of a nissan. US: nitrous oxide. THEM: noss!. US: installing a 12 point cage after breaking in to the 11s. THEM: installing 12 point cage for more places to mount gauges. Thats it! ENJOY!!!! PEACE

[MidNiteBlu 5.0]

That was so funny and so true. I asked a ricer once why he had such an ugly body kit in his civic once he replied "It is to intimidate your opponent" ROTFLMAO!

Later

[HondaSpanker]

intimidate? Lol. More like to make people laugh and then scream away from it in there 5L because it's so F***ing ugly.
Peace and Much Love
spanky

[NOSstang08690]

ALL IMPORTS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are cool to laugh! And to bet them money you will beat them and win the CASH!!!! Around this area there are import car clubs! Haha!!! For what so they can talk about how they want to make there car look PRETTY THEY ARE STILL SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your turbo on put your NOS on and you still will not come remotely close to my car!!!!! You really are better off sticken with he body kits and stupid sounding exhaust!!! The best bet for all the import owners out there is to sell that junk and buy a real CAR!!!!!

[red82gt]

Originally posted by mikey86
US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever.

ROTFLMAO! That's the best one!

[90LxDroptop]

. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows

LOL I like that oen the most.lol wow that's funny. I think I read these in a magazine once. forgot which one tho.

[PGkelly]

US: 16 valves THEM: 16 valves

[silverstang01]

US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500

I laughed outloud at the computer lab up at KU!!!!!!!!!

[silverstang01]

sorry left the tail end of the quote off, about the 50 at 35,000........so true I looked at accord coupes and integras but laughed when I read the numbers I only have a v-6 but it has 225 lb. feet

[1969Mach1]

hahaha.. there all great! I love making fun of ricers. The stuff they say crack me up.

[fordkid68]

haha lol. 15 minutes after reading it and still cracking up.


ford kid