[mikey86]

Fell free to reply if this gets your funny bone. US: stickers for contigency. THEM: stickers for extra horsepower. US: keeping a low profile and letting e.t.'s tell the story. THEM: hoping the outrageuos body kit will distract anyone from discussing e.t.'s. US: sideways into third gear. THEM: sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump. US: tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear. THEM: lowering three inches and ruining tires with four degrees of negative camber. US: 600hp on 92-octane pump gas. THEM: 300hp on $3 a gallon 100 octane race gas. US: composite parts for light wieght and aerodynamics. THEM: composite veneer dash trim and gauges. US: functional air ducts to cool the small block. THEM: six different cosmetic air dams in random locations. US: upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep breaking stock rears. THEM: realizing your built motor will keep breaking half shafts forever. US: swapping stock 15-inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension. THEM: swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension. US: boost gauge on a blown car,nitrous gauge on a squeezed car. THEM: both gauges on a normally aspirated car. US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500 rpm. THEM: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm. US: headers and 3-inch exhaust. THEM: stock peashooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip. US: buying an aftermarket shifter fo shorter throws. THEM: buying an aftermarket shifter fot the lighted knob. US: crusing and burnout contests at car shows. THEM: disco dancing and stereo competitions at car shows. US: 600hp make an earth shattering street car. THEM: 600 watts per channel makes an ear shattering street car. US: race class lettering on the rear window. THEM: japanese honda lettering on the rear window of a nissan. US: nitrous oxide. THEM: noss!. US: installing a 12 point cage after breaking in to the 11s. THEM: installing 12 point cage for more places to mount gauges. Thats it! ENJOY!!!! PEACE