I guess I'm pretty lewd in comparison, then. Well, calling me at 9:00 in the morning on a SATURDAY is lewd too, isn't it?
Anyhoo, when they call, I'll ask them to hold on for like a full MINUTE. Then I'll let them talk their little piece, the whole time acting like I'm taking a really,
really bad crap. You know, damning Taco Bell (Toxic Smell, I don't think that stuff qualifies as food), the beer, saying, "I don't remember eating corn!"
Makes for interesting reactions. I can't stand those people. Either they're desperate for money or they sold their soul to Satan.