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100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshiit will put you over the top. But, look how far asz kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% !!:D :D :p |
LOL, thats some funny stuff there dude.:D :D :D
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I find that to be very true, especially today. Lol, |
lmao... that is pretty hillarious. :D :D :D
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I put in 200% every day! heehee :p
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200%
I'm now afraid to ask what that 200% breaks down to.
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probably just a really long word...lol
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Big A** Brown Noser
Not too long..That would make Jill a
B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R 2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18 Hang in there JILL! LOL....:D ~Jenn~ |
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Not too long Boss...
JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...
__________________ University of Florida - Physics Major, Astronomy Minor<<<<< That should have been less than a 15 minute brain exercise for you.... LOL Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!.... :D ....Twas Nothing...Welcome to the mind of Jenn |
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You should leave her alone, she cant help it she is blonde!:D j/k |
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Well, I had come up with a response yesterday afternoon shortly after I read this reply to help cheer you up, but for some reason the forum was down. Anyway, I took a little extra time for research, and came up with some alternate ways you could be at 200%... Now, these are just things I came up with that work, but pick will be last (and if you really want to, you can do the math yourself, I don't feel like posting it). It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%! However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best: "Very Lovely Angel" O:-) and my pick -- "A real gem of a mustang gal" 1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20 ;) I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better. :):):):):):):):):):):):):p:):):):):D:):):):):):):) "Big Band" John P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur: She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy :D; Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up :eek: ; She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again. :( Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?:eek: ;) |
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AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***???????? :mad: |
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From the one pic you did post of it, there was an overwhelming response of http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/imag...lies/humpy.gif, if you catch my drift.http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/look.gif |
Where did you get those wild little smiley's, Deuce? That brown-noser is just... WRONG! :p
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