100%?
 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshiit will put you over the top.
But, look how far asz kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% !!:D :D :p

LOL, thats some funny stuff there dude.:D :D :D

LMAO:D

I find that to be very true, especially today.

Lol,

lmao... that is pretty hillarious. :D :D :D

§am.

I put in 200% every day! heehee :p

200%
 

I'm now afraid to ask what that 200% breaks down to.

Rev

probably just a really long word...lol

Big A** Brown Noser
 

Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....:D

~Jenn~

Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...

Not too long Boss...
 

JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...


__________________
University of Florida - Physics Major, Astronomy Minor<<<<< That should have been less than a 15 minute brain exercise for you.... LOL


Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!....



:D ....Twas Nothing...Welcome to the mind of Jenn

Re: Not too long Boss...
 

i dunno about 15minutes...i think it woulda taken quite some time for me...there are just too many words and combonations involved :)....ure S-M-R-T....hehe ;)

Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

LMAO, thats a good one:D :D :D

Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

:( ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now :(

Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

That was funny!:D

You should leave her alone, she cant help it she is blonde!:D j/k

Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

Don't cry, a brown noser maybe, but big assed? No.:D

Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

Awwww.....

Well, I had come up with a response yesterday afternoon shortly after I read this reply to help cheer you up, but for some reason the forum was down. Anyway, I took a little extra time for research, and came up with some alternate ways you could be at 200%...

Now, these are just things I came up with that work, but pick will be last (and if you really want to, you can do the math yourself, I don't feel like posting it).

It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%!

However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best:

"Very Lovely Angel" O:-)

and my pick --

"A real gem of a mustang gal"
1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20
;)

I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better.
:):):):):):):):):):):):):p:):):):):D:):):):):):):)

"Big Band" John

P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur:
She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy :D;
Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up :eek: ;
She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again. :(

Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?:eek: ;)

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AWWWWWWWWWW That is so sweet! I am speechless! :p I'm definitely blushing with embarrassment and happy, but I'm single so don't worry bout the 2nd part of that... and BOO I don't beat anyone up (unless you ask me to) heehee :p You sure know how to make a girl feel speical, I gotta say that!! :p


AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????
:mad:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

No no no... I read the message. I do believe he said you were a brown noser, but not (.. ummm...) in posession of a large trunk. :)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

What I said was that I can't speak to weither or not you are a brown noser, but you definatly don't have a big a**.

From the one pic you did post of it, there was an overwhelming response of http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/imag...lies/humpy.gif, if you catch my drift.http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/look.gif

Where did you get those wild little smiley's, Deuce? That brown-noser is just... WRONG! :p

Look at it again, its not brown-nosing.;)

LMAO you guys are too damn funny.

gotta love those ricehatersclub smilies!....we're a little messed up over there....lol...

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

what? huh? oh my! even MORE WRONG!:rolleyes:

Bad Deuce, Bad bad Deuce.... :p

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

haha u thought the s*x one was a brown noser??? heeheee and i'm the blonde one... heeheehttp://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...es/singing.gif
http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...lies/dance.gif

LOL
 

Hey Jill....

How's work Girl? You know I love ya'! We had just finished chatting about your absolutley absured long day and I decided to rib ya'......

Gentlemen, the Big A** reference had nothing to do literally with Jill's tiny behind....LOL and everything to do with her awesome work ethic. She has been spending a billion hours at work to ensure her company is well staffed and taken care of. In independant woman world, that's a good thing!....

Good Job Jill....Hang in there....Next exit "W-2ville"....
;) :D

~Jenn~

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

If you're the blonde one, who is the other one?:eek:

Oh Jane, I figured the BA was an adjective to Brown Noser. It's nice to know people other than me work like slaves at work trying to make their company a better place. Work Hard is not brown noser in my playbook. :p

BTW Miss Blondie, we have a facility in Chicago. I can always swing by there sometime... ;)

I think I can hear her running away from me now... oh well

LOL
 

bigbandjohn wrote: "BTW Miss Blondie, we have a facility in Chicago. I can always swing by there sometime.....I think I can hear her running away from me now... oh well"


:rolleyes:

Bigbandjohn is going to "swing" Jill. Watch out.....Incoming..... roflmao..

~J~

Actually, I am a very good Swing dancer. It's been a year since I last went, but a little practice and I'll be in good shape.:p

You're just jealous. Sorry, we have no facility in Sacremento, but we do have one in San Francisco... ;)

Oh. Working on my profile. Should have it finished soon.

Good news (for me):
I finally got the AIM username that I have wanted forever but AOL wouldn't allow more than 10 characters, and for some reason when they started accepting longer ones, it still wouldn't take my name.

LOL.
 

Bigbandjohn......I like that Jill keeps you fellas busy and harrasses you when I can't torment you in my own sinister way! LOL...

And by the way, regarding the Cobra lubricant post...Yes..I am the manual queen. My father insisted that whether it was a new radio, calculator or a car..You read the manual and keep them handy...LOL...

Sacramento is soooooo much nicer the San Francisco, until Summer time, then we melt!

:D

~Jenn~

Re: LOL
 

Thanks lady! I worked 13 hours that day and every day since then... needless to say I'm warn out this week... But I'm learning how to delegate.. haha so I can take a detour from W-2ville next week... I can never lose my "sweetness" with these people and I did this week for the first time in 3 years!:eek: I feel bad now :( Okay I'll stop feeling sorry for myself now... haha... btw Jenn, do you guys have anyone do w-5's there?

~Jill

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Big A** Brown Noser
 

What company and where at in chi-town? If you ever come out here for business hit me up and we'll do lunch or something! :p

Definitely will let you know! My company you probably havent heard of unless you do a lot of work with IDC's on the technical side, but we do work in the AT&T datacenter.

However, you seemed to avoid my question... If you're the blone one, who is the other one? Hmmmmm????

I'm completely lost :confused: :confused: :confused:

The message that started my little inquiry was this:

I was thinking that the one thing was a brown noser:confused:, but it was pointed out something else was going on. It was around that time that you said:

So, that made me inquire: If you are the blonde one, who is the other? :p ;) :D Inquiring minds want to know.;)

you can tell me privately if you want to... it'll be our little secret... ;) shhhh

Okay you're gonna find me very annoying right now, but I am still sooooooo lost... I don't know if I'm missing something or what... someone help me out... JENN!!! cause I'm really starting to feel stupid :( man o man.. maybe it's just been one of those days for me... I know I posted a picture of my butt awhile ago... and I'm blonde... wow... I'm gonna just shut up now... haha :o

Oh, we are both confused! LOL!

I was referring to the little picture of the two smileys, where the one is sneaking up behind the other one... I figured you meant you were the yellow one in front, or "blonde" as the case may be... I wanted to know who was that behind you - the other smiley.

You were thinking I was referencing the other pic, which I have never ever seen since I only became active on this board recently. Talk about having the wires crossed... LOL!
:p :p :p :D :D :D :D ;) :D :D :D :D :p :p :p

Let me clear this up for both of you. I posted this smiley:http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/imag...lies/humpy.gif

bigbandjohn thought it was brown-nosing.

It is not. It's official title is "humpy"

MissBlondie said, "..and I thought I was the blonde one. Making a reference to bigbandjohn having a blonde moment thinking it was brown-nosing, not well, you know.

bigbandjohn thought MissBlondie was referring to her position in the smiley, not the actual color of her hair.

Hopefully this will sort everything out. By the way, the following smilies are all related to each other.

http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/b3.gif http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/hump.gif http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/imag...lies/humpy.gif http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/imag...lies/sperm.gif

Just for future reference, of course.http://ricehatersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif

okay i gotcha now... haha we were talkin about 2 different things... thought you were referring to my thong pic... lmao... :phttp://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...es/singing.gif
http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...lies/dance.gif

A thong pic? :p Ooooh I didn't see that. Guess I must be deprived.:(
Oh well, Life goes on.

Now, how the heck did we get so far off topic, and do we really care? :D I think this thread is headed down the road of a possibly long, slow, and painful death if we keep this up... Then again, could be a fun ride!:p