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Old 01-07-2003, 12:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshiit will put you over the top.
But, look how far asz kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% !!
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Old 01-07-2003, 12:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, thats some funny stuff there dude.
 
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO

I find that to be very true, especially today.

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lmao... that is pretty hillarious.

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Old 01-07-2003, 01:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I put in 200% every day! heehee
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Old 01-07-2003, 06:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Default 200%

I'm now afraid to ask what that 200% breaks down to.

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probably just a really long word...lol
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

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Not too long..That would make Jill a

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2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

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how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...


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Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!....



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i dunno about 15minutes...i think it woulda taken quite some time for me...there are just too many words and combonations involved ....ure S-M-R-T....hehe
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2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

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LMAO, thats a good one
 
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Default Re: Big A** Brown Noser

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Not too long..That would make Jill a

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2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

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ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now
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2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

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That was funny!

You should leave her alone, she cant help it she is blonde! j/k
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ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now
Don't cry, a brown noser maybe, but big assed? No.
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Awwww.....

Well, I had come up with a response yesterday afternoon shortly after I read this reply to help cheer you up, but for some reason the forum was down. Anyway, I took a little extra time for research, and came up with some alternate ways you could be at 200%...

Now, these are just things I came up with that work, but pick will be last (and if you really want to, you can do the math yourself, I don't feel like posting it).

It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%!

However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best:

"Very Lovely Angel" O:-)

and my pick --

"A real gem of a mustang gal"
1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20


I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better.


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P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur:
She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy ;
Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up ;
She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again.

Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?
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It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%!

However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best:

"Very Lovely Angel" O:-)

and my pick --

"A real gem of a mustang gal"
1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20


I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better.


"Big Band" John

P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur:
She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy ;
Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up ;
She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again.

Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?
AWWWWWWWWWW That is so sweet! I am speechless! I'm definitely blushing with embarrassment and happy, but I'm single so don't worry bout the 2nd part of that... and BOO I don't beat anyone up (unless you ask me to) heehee You sure know how to make a girl feel speical, I gotta say that!!


AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????
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AWWWWWWWWWW That is so sweet! I am speechless! I'm definitely blushing with embarrassment and happy, but I'm single so don't worry bout the 2nd part of that... and BOO I don't beat anyone up (unless you ask me to) heehee You sure know how to make a girl feel speical, I gotta say that!!


AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????
No no no... I read the message. I do believe he said you were a brown noser, but not (.. ummm...) in posession of a large trunk.
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AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????
What I said was that I can't speak to weither or not you are a brown noser, but you definatly don't have a big a**.

From the one pic you did post of it, there was an overwhelming response of , if you catch my drift.
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Where did you get those wild little smiley's, Deuce? That brown-noser is just... WRONG!
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