100%?

srv1 · 01-07-2003, 01:39 AM

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshiit will put you over the top.
But, look how far asz kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% !!

01-07-2003, 01:54 AM

LOL, thats some funny stuff there dude.

Dark_5.0 · 01-07-2003, 10:59 AM

LMAO

I find that to be very true, especially today.

Lol,

1969Mach1 · 01-07-2003, 12:57 PM

lmao... that is pretty hillarious.

§am.

MissBlondie · 01-07-2003, 02:51 PM

I put in 200% every day! heehee

Rev · 01-07-2003, 07:22 PM

I'm now afraid to ask what that 200% breaks down to.

Rev

jj_jonathon · 01-07-2003, 08:53 PM

probably just a really long word...lol

01-07-2003, 10:14 PM

Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

~Jenn~

jj_jonathon · 01-07-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

~Jenn~

how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...

01-07-2003, 10:42 PM

JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...

__________________
University of Florida - Physics Major, Astronomy Minor<<<<< That should have been less than a 15 minute brain exercise for you.... LOL

Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!....

....Twas Nothing...Welcome to the mind of Jenn

jj_jonathon · 01-07-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol...

__________________
University of Florida - Physics Major, Astronomy Minor<<<<< That should have been less than a 15 minute brain exercise for you.... LOL

Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!....

....Twas Nothing...Welcome to the mind of Jenn

i dunno about 15minutes...i think it woulda taken quite some time for me...there are just too many words and combonations involved

....ure S-M-R-T....hehe

01-08-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

~Jenn~

LMAO, thats a good one

MissBlondie · 01-08-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

~Jenn~

ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now

srv1 · 01-09-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Not too long..That would make Jill a

B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R

2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18

Hang in there JILL! LOL....

~Jenn~

That was funny!

You should leave her alone, she cant help it she is blonde!

j/k

The Deuce · 01-09-2003, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now

Don't cry, a brown noser maybe, but big assed? No.

bigbandjohn · 01-09-2003, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
ok i'm gonna go to my corner and cry now

Awwww.....

Well, I had come up with a response yesterday afternoon shortly after I read this reply to help cheer you up, but for some reason the forum was down. Anyway, I took a little extra time for research, and came up with some alternate ways you could be at 200%...

Now, these are just things I came up with that work, but pick will be last (and if you really want to, you can do the math yourself, I don't feel like posting it).

It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%!

However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best:

"Very Lovely Angel" O:-)

and my pick --

"A real gem of a mustang gal"
1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20

I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better.

"Big Band" John

P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur:
She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy

;
Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up

;
She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again.

Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?

MissBlondie · 01-09-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigbandjohn
It could be that you're an "utterly sweet babe", "completely nice doll", "young sweet girl", "truly pretty", "Utter Sweetie pie", "Very sweet cutie", or a "real nice sweetheart". All of these things are 200%!

However, there are 2, 1 of which is based on another thread, that probably apply best:

"Very Lovely Angel" O:-)

and my pick --

"A real gem of a mustang gal"
1+37+25 +21+1+ 95 + 20

I hope you'll come out of your corner and stop crying now. Smiles are so much better.

"Big Band" John

P.S. OK, now that I have said that, one of 3 things will occur:
She'll blush with embarassment, but be happy ;
Her bf/fiance/significant-other will say "Who the heck is that" and will hunt me down and beat me up ;
She'll be so scared of me she'll never say boo again.

Anyway, I think we just found out who the real bigassbrownnoser is anyway... wait, did I say that?

AWWWWWWWWWW That is so sweet! I am speechless!

I'm definitely blushing with embarrassment and happy, but I'm single so don't worry bout the 2nd part of that... and BOO I don't beat anyone up (unless you ask me to) heehee

You sure know how to make a girl feel speical, I gotta say that!!

AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????

bigbandjohn · 01-09-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
AWWWWWWWWWW That is so sweet! I am speechless! I'm definitely blushing with embarrassment and happy, but I'm single so don't worry bout the 2nd part of that... and BOO I don't beat anyone up (unless you ask me to) heehee You sure know how to make a girl feel speical, I gotta say that!!

AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????

No no no... I read the message. I do believe he said you were a brown noser, but not (.. ummm...) in posession of a large trunk.

The Deuce · 01-09-2003, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie

AND DEUCE, DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE A BIG ***????????

What I said was that I can't speak to weither or not you are a brown noser, but you definatly don't have a big a**.

From the one pic you did post of it, there was an overwhelming response of

, if you catch my drift.

bigbandjohn · 01-09-2003, 02:04 PM

Where did you get those wild little smiley's, Deuce? That brown-noser is just... WRONG!

01-07-2003, 01:39 AM	#1
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshiit will put you over the top. But, look how far asz kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% !! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

01-07-2003, 10:59 AM	#3
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	LMAO I find that to be very true, especially today. Lol, __________________ 92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer

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1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao... that is pretty hillarious. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-07-2003, 02:51 PM	#5
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	I put in 200% every day! heehee __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

01-07-2003, 07:22 PM	#6
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	200% I'm now afraid to ask what that 200% breaks down to. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

01-07-2003, 01:54 AM	#2
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	LOL, thats some funny stuff there dude.

01-07-2003, 08:53 PM	#7
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01-07-2003, 10:14 PM	#8
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	Big A Brown Noser** Not too long..That would make Jill a B I G A S S B R O W N N O S E R 2 9 7 1 19 19 2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18 Hang in there JILL! LOL.... ~Jenn~

01-07-2003, 10:42 PM	#10
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	Not too long Boss... JJ Wrote :"how long did it take it take you to come up with a 200% word? sheit...lol... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major, Astronomy Minor<<<<< That should have been less than a 15 minute brain exercise for you.... LOL Not too long...Got it on the second try. I have a busy mind and work with numbers and letters ALL day!.... ....Twas Nothing...Welcome to the mind of Jenn

01-09-2003, 02:04 PM	#20
bigbandjohn Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The South, USA Posts: 143	Where did you get those wild little smiley's, Deuce? That brown-noser is just... WRONG!